BACK TO REVIEWS

SO IM JUST GOING TO DO TWO QUICK MOVIE REVIEWS AND THEN GO TO SLEEP.

FIRST ONE IS SLENDER MAN... YES... I WATCHED IT WITH THE GF. IT WAS MORE OF A LETS SEE HOW THEY COULD MAKE THIS INTO A MOVIE AND IT WILL MOST LIKELY SUCK AND I DONT WANT TO PAY SO IM GONNA USE MY POINTS TO WATCH TYPE OF MOVIE. THE MOVIE STARS JOEY KING, ANNALISE BASSO, BUNCH OF KIDS AND PEOPLE I DONT KNOW AND KEVIN CHAPMAN FROM ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SHOWS OF ALL TIME, PERSON OF INTEREST. ANYWAYS THE MOVIE IS BASICALLY LIKE EVERY TYPE OF SCARY MOVIE EXCEPT THIS IS BASED ON THE ONLINE STORY OF SLENDER MAN. THE MOVIE ITSELF WASNT SCARY, IT WAS SORT OF BORING, THE WAY THEY MADE PEOPLE DISAPPEAR LOOKED LIKE THEY JUST LEFT THE SET AND DIDNT WANT TO COME BACK. SLENDER MAN HIMSELF DIDNT DO MUCH EITHER, JUST A DUDE STANDING THERE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK. THE VISUALS WERE BLAND AND DIDNT REALLY TIE INTO THE WHOLE THING. YA... HONESTLY I DONT REMEMBER PARTS OF IT ALREADY... THATS HOW MEMORABLE IT WAS LOL. I THINK THE MOVIE STARTED OFF BEING A 6.5/10 TO ME AND THEN IT JUST KEPT GOING DOWN HILL TO 6/10 TO 5.5/10 TO 5.2/10 AND NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT I THINK A 4.5/10 IS STILL BEING GENEROUS. THE MOVIE TRIED TOO HARD TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT AND FAILED.

SECOND MOVIE IS MILE 22. SO THIS MOVIE ALSO FLOPPED AT THE BOX OFFICE, BUT THE GF AND I STILL WATCHED IT. I MEAN IT STARS MARK WAHLBERG, LAURA COHAN, RONDA ROUSEY, JOHN MALKOVICH, IKO UWAIS, ONE OF THE GIRLS FROM 2NE1, AND TERRY KINNEY FROM BILLIONS. HONESTLY I LIKED THIS MOVIE... IT HAD SHOOTING AND KILLING AND EXPLOSIONS AND SWEARING AND HIGH SPEED CHASES. WHAT ELSE DO I NEED RIGHT?! BASICALLY IKO KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT MISSING CHEMICALS THAT CAN KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE AND MARK AND THEM HAVE TO GET HIM FROM THE AMERICAN EMBASSY TO AN AIRFIELD 22 MILES AWAY. ONCE HE IS SAFE HE WILL TELL THEM THE INFORMATION. HENCE THE NAME OF THE MOVIE BEING MILE 22 LOL. THE MOVIE FELT LONG... IT FOCUSED ON MARK A LOT, BUT IKO DID HAVE SOME GOOD FACE TIME TOO. TONS OF KILLING AND IT SEEMED LIKE NO ONE IN THE COUNTRY CARED THAT EVERYONE WAS BEING KILLED AROUND THEM. THERE WAS ALSO NO LOCAL POLICE ANYWHERE, BUT ALL THESE KILLERS INSTEAD. THEY WERE ALL PART OF THE STATE POLICE SO THEY SHUT THE REST OF THEM DOWN I GUESS. ALMOST EVERYONE GETS KILLED OFF IN THIS MOVIE LOL. ABOUT HALF WAY THOUGH THE MOVIE I ALREADY FIGURED OUT WHY THIS WAS HAPPENING AND WHO WAS DOING IT. I DIDNT LIKE THE ENDING THOUGH... WE CANT CONFIRM IF SOMEONE DIES BUT WE KNOW THAT SOMEONE SURVIVES. HOWEVER IF THAT PERSON NEVER GOT ON THE PLANE THEY WOULDNT BE IN THAT SITUATION AND THEN WOULDNT THE PLAN HAVE BEEN SHORT A FEW PEOPLE? ANYWAYS THE WAY THEY MADE THE ENDING SETS THIS UP SO IT CAN HAVE A SEQUEL. IF THEY DO A SEQUEL, THEY GOING TO NEED MARKY MARK AND THATS WHY HE SURVIVED, BECAUSE IF NOT THEN HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE MAIN TARGET THROUGH THE WHOLE MOVIE. ANYWAYS IF I WAS TRAPPED AND THE GUY I WAS PROTECTING COULD FIGHT AND SHOOT I WOULD HAVE JUST RELEASED HIS CUFFS AND GAVE HIM A GUN. TOOK THEM FOREVER TO DO THAT. ALSO HOW DID LAURA GET THAT PIECE OF GLASS... SHE BROKE THE WINDOW BUT THERES NO WAY YOU COULD HAVE GRABBED IT LIKE THAT... LOTS OF DEATHS IN THE MOVIE THOUGH SO THAT WAS NICE, EVEN HAD A FEW THAT WAS FUNNY. ANYWAYS LIKE I SAID I DIDNT LIKE THE ENDING, BUT IL STILL GIVE THIS A 6.8-7.1/10. OH YA THERE WAS A LOT OF TALKING THAT WASNT CLEAR  EITHER. THEY TRIED TO MAKE IT MORE SUSPENSEFUL AND DEEP, I DONT THINK IT WORKED. SO NEVERMIND... IMA DROP THIS TO A 6.56/10 LOL.

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EQUALIZER 2

IF YOU THOUGHT THE FIRST ONE WAS BAD ASS YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT THE SECOND ONE. WATCHED EQUALIZER 2 WITH THE GF AND IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. STARS DENZEL WASHINGTON, MELISSA LEO, PEDRO PASCAL, ORSON BEAN, AND BILL PULLMAN! HOWEVER I SWEAR THAT PERSON IN THE CAR WAS KEVIN CHAPMAN... BUT HE WASNT CREDITED AND I THINK IT SHOWED A DIFFERENT NAME... UNLESS ITS HIS TWIN... WITH A DIFFERENT NAME LOL. ANYWAYS SO THIS MOVIE PICKS UP AFTER THE FIRST ONE AND DENZEL CONTINUES TO HELP PEOPLE. THE FIRST MOVIE WAS GOOD FOR THE BEGINNING AND MADE YOU WONDER ABOUT HIS BACKGROUND, AND THIS ONE WAS GOOD FOR MORE HISTORY AND SHOWS ABOUT HIM. IM NOT SURE WHICH I LIKE MORE... THE ORIGIN MOVIE OR THE SEQUEL LOL. THIS MOVIE SEEMED A BIT LONG THOUGH. THE FIRST FELT LIKE IT HAD MORE ACTION, AND THIS ONE THE ACTION WAS A BIT TOO SHAKY. THE WHOLE MOVIE WAS IN THE TRAILER TOO SOOOOOO... ALSO THERE WAS ONLY ONE MAIN STORY LINE IN THE FIRST ONE AND THERE WERE A FEW MORE IN THIS SEQUEL. HOWEVER THIS ONE THERE WERE A LOT OF PREDICTABLE SCENES AND TOTALLY SAW IT COMING AND KNEW IT MOMENTS. SORT OF ALREADY FIGURED OUT THE STORY LINE AND FIGURED OUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE LOL. NONETHELESS IT WAS STILL PRETTY GOOD. I GIVE THIS A 7.1/10 AND THE GF GIVES IT A 7 LOL.

SO I WAS GOING TO WRITE ABOUT THIS ANOTHER TIME BUT MIGHT AS WELL WRITE IT NOW... I WAS THROWING A POP CAN AWAY AND I SEE SOMETHING ON THE GROUND FLUTTERING AROUND. IT TURNS OUT THAT ITS A GIANT MOTH THING, AND IM WONDERING WHY IT WASNT FLYING. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST DYING BUT THEN I SEE SOMETHING ELSE ON IT... THERE WAS A BEE ON ITS BACK! IT LOOKED LIKE THE BEE WAS STINGING IT AND JUST RIDING THE MOTH WHILE IT BUCKED LIKE MAD, JUST LIKE BRONC RIDING AT THE RODEO. SO I ENDED UP JUST WATCHING THEM DUKE IT OUT. WELL ITS SORT OF NOT FAIR SINCE THE MOTH DOESNT REALLY HAVE ANY WEAPONS AND THE BEE HAS A STINGER. AFTER WATCHING IT FOR A WHILE THE BEE FLIES UP TOWARDS ME AND THEN FLIES TO THE WALL AND LANDS THERE FOR A SECOND. I SEE IT CARRYING SOMETHING AND WAS WONDERING WTF IS THAT... I GET CLOSER AND LOOK AGAIN AND ITS ACTUALLY THE ABDOMEN OF THE MOTH!!! IT BIT THE BODY OFF AT THE NECK AREA!!! HOLY CRAP!!! THE BEE BIT THE MOTH IN HALF AND THEN CARRIED IT OFF, ATE PART OF IT AND THEN TOOK IT HOME FOR EVERYONE!!! I LOOK BACK AT THE MOTH ITS ONLY A HEAD WITH FLAPPING WINGS, STILL FLAPPING MADLY. SOMEHOW A BEE LANDED ON IT AND THEN BEGAN TEARING IT APART... IMAGINE BEING THAT MOTH WHILE THAT BITCH OF A BEE BIT YOU IN HALF AND ATE YOU!?!>@?# THEN THE FLAPPING SLOWED DOWN... AND IT STOPPED... THE MOTH WAS DEAD... MURDERED... CANNIBALISED... WELL... THATS NOT SOMETHING YOU SEE EVERY DAY... IMAGINE BEING EATEN BY LIKE AN ALIEN OR A SHARK... TORN IN HALF AND EATEN ALIVE... SURE PUTS EVERYTHING IN PERSPECTIVE DOESNT IT... I DID SEE A DRAGONFLY EAT ANOTHER FLYING INSECT BEFORE AND THAT WAS SAVAGE TOO... THATS STRAIGHT UP BRUTAL... IF YOURE GOING TO DIE, MIGHT AS WELL DIE QUICKLY... WHO WANTS TO BE RIPPED APART AND TOYED WITH, AM I RIGHT? ANYWAYS... THATS LIFE FOR YOU. YOU EITHER DO THE EATING OR GET EATEN.

THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD POST. FELT GOOD ABOUT IT TOO. I COULD WRITE MORE ABOUT BUT... YOU KNOW... OH OH OH WENT NIGHT MARKET ON THE WEEKEND, LOTS OF PEOPLE, LOTS OF FOOD. FOODS REALLY THE ONLY THING THERE TO DO, AND THE COST ADDS UP QUITE QUICKLY... THE ITEMS ARENT THAT BIG AND EVERYTHING IS LIKE $7-$15 SO IT REALLY ADDS UP. ALSO THE FACT THAT YOU WANT TO EAT EVERYTHING LOL.

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GREATER VANCOUVER ZOO & REVIEW

WOOO I WENT TO THE ZOO :) WELL... THE VANCOUVER ZOO... ITS ABOUT MORE OR LESS AN HOUR AWAY FROM VANCOUVER. WENT WITH THE GF AND FRIENDS AND THE BABY. IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO BUT JUST HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO MAKE IT OUT THERE, SO FINALLY GOT TO GO. I WAS TOLD ITS SMALLER THAN A LOT OF OTHER ZOOS BUT I SHALL SEE. SOOOO YA ITS A LOT SMALLER THAN THE ZOOS IVE BEEN TO, BUT THATS CAUSE IVE ONLY GONE TO BIG ONES. THOSE TOOK ME FOREVER TO WALK THROUGH IT ALL. THIS ONE IS LIKE ONE BIG CIRCLE. THE TIGER WASNT OUT, THE GIRAFFE WAS HIDING HALF INTO THE BUILDING, AND HALF OF THE LAZY ANIMALS WERE SLEEPING LOL. THEY HAVE 2 PEACOCKS JUST WALKING AROUND, AND ONE OF THEM IS AN ALBINO PEACOCK TOO!!! HAVENT SEEN THAT BEFORE. WE DECIDED TO RENT A BIKE SO WE CAN BIKE AROUND THE ZOO BECAUSE WE DIDNT WANT TO WALK IT LOL. SO WE WENT TO THE ZOO TO BIKE HAHA. IT WAS ONLY LIKE NEAR THE END OF THE DAY DID WE REALIZE WE WENT BACKWARDS LOL. THE MAP SHOWS YOU HOW YOURE SUPPOSE TO GO, AND WHICH WAY... WE WENT THE OPPOSITE HAHA. OH YA THE BEAR DIDNT SHOW UP EITHER. IT WAS INTERESTING AND A RANDOM SATURDAY AFTERNOON TRIP LOL. THEN WE TRIED TO GO TO OLIVE GARDEN... LETS JUST SAY THAT DIDNT HAPPEN AND WE ENDED UP AT MONTANA, WHERE THEY ARE OPEN 8 DAYS!!! LOL ITS THEIR SLOGAN HAHA.

JUST WATCHED TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT. IM A FAN SO I DONT CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY, I HAD TO WATCH IT LOL. ANYWAYS IT STARS: MARK WAHLBERG, JOSH DUHAMEL, STANLEY TUCCI, ANTHONY HOPKINS, LAURA HADDOCK, ISABELA MONER, AND JOHN TURTURRO. THIS WAS MICHAEL BAYS LAST TRANSFORMER FILM AND THEY JUST WENT BIG ON THE ACTION. JUST THROW TONS OF ACTION AND EXPLOSIONS AND AUDIENCE WILL FORGET THAT THERES A LOT OF HOLES IN YOUR PLOT HAHA. SO MANY THINGS AND QUESTIONS... HOW DID MEGATRON SURVIVE... AGAINNNNNNNN. I MEAN STARSCREAM DIDNT... JOHN TURTURRO HAD A SMALL ROLE... HOW WAS HE ABLE TO DO THAT FROM CUBA... WOULDNT SOMEONE KNOW THE TABLE WAS THERE? WHERE DID THE LAST KNIGHT COME FROM? WHERE WERE THE REST OF THE KNIGHTS? SHE JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE LAST DESCENDANT OF MERLIN... AND THATS REALLY CYBERTRON... THAT DOESNT LOOK LIKE IT. OH AND UNICRON... REALLY... WEAK UNICRON, DISAPPOINTED ABOUT THAT ONE, I MEAN THATS IT... REALLY? OH AND HOW HOW DOES BUMBLEBEE REASSEMBLE ITSELF LIKE THAT... OH AND WHY WOULD THAT CREATOR BOT HAVE TO WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO COME, SHE COULD HAVE BASICALLY GONE TO EARTH... SO MANY QUESTIONS AND ISSUES WITH IT BUT MEH IT WAS A LONE 2.5 HOUR MOVIE HAHA. EITHER WAY I LIKED IT, COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER BUT MEH. GIVE THIS A 7/10, ITS NOT THE BEST ONE BUT NOT THE WORST, I ACTUALLY DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO RANK THIS IN THE FRANCHISE... LOL.

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MY BEST FRIEND GOT MARRIED!!!

YUPS!!! MY BEST FRIEND GOT MARRIED THE PAST WEEKEND. IT WAS A SMALL CEREMONY, AND I MEAN SMALL, LIKE I THINK THERE WERE 25 PEOPLE AND IT WAS ALL FAMILY AND A JUST ME, MY GF, AND ONE MORE BUDDY. IT WAS NICE, I HAD TO STAND FOR THE WHOLE THING AND SMILE THE WHOLE TIME. I WAS SMILING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG, SOME OF THE PEOPLE WERE LIKE RICKY IS TOO HAPPY... YA I WAS HAPPY FOR MY BUDDY LOL. WELL FINALLY, THE FIRST IN OUR GROUP TO GO. CANT BELIEVE YOURE MARRIED NOW. I WISH YOU ALL THE VERY BEST ON YOUR NEW ADVENTURE TOGETHER WITH THE MRS.

WELL SINCE IM HERE I GUESS IL DO ANOTHER REVIEW AS WELL. THE GF AND I WENT TO WATCH FREE FIRE. BRIE LARSON IS THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW. THEN AGAIN THE DUDE THAT WAS IN WAS ALSO IN THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. THE MOVIE IS BASICALLY ABOUT A DRUG DEAL GONE WRONG. THEN FROM THERE IT JUST ALL GOES DOWN THE SHITTER... PEOPLE JUST START DYING LEFT AND RIGHT LOL. IT WAS PRETTY GOOD, I LIKED IT AND SO DID THE GF. THE STYLE OF THE MOVIE WAS LIKE 70S FASHION. THERE WAS SO MUCH SHOOTING IN THIS MOVIE!!! IT WAS AWESOME. THEY SAID THAT THE PEOPLE WANTED A MOVIE THAT WAS ALL ACTION. JUST SHOOTING FROM START TO FINISH AND THIS IS WHAT WE GOT :) ONE THING THOUGH I REALLY LIKED WAS THE WAY THEY HAD ALL THESE DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND THEIR OWN STORYLINE AND TIES IT BACK TO THE MAIN ONE. THE BIGGEST THING FOR ME IS THAT IT FELT LIKE IT WAS ONE STRAIGHT MOVIE, THAT WAS BECAUSE IT WAS IN ONE AREA ALMOST THE ENTIRE TIME. A QUESTION I HAD THOUGH... HOW MANY MAGAZINES DO YOU NORMALLY CARRY ON YOU AT ANY TIMES? IT SEEMED LIKE THE NEVER OUT... AT LEAST THEY PUT A NEW MAGAZINE IN COMPARED TO THE GOD MODE AND INFINITE TRIGGER PULLS LOL. ALL IN ALL A FUN, FUNNY, SHOOT IT UP MOVIE. I GIVE IT A 8/10.

ANYWAYS PASSED OUT WRITING THIS SMALL POST A BUNCH OF TIMES TOO... SO IM OUT. PEACE.

WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT?

OKAY... SO I HAD LIKE 3 IDEAS FOR TOPIC THIS WEEK BUT THEN I SORTA FORGOT ABOUT THEM AND I DONT REALLY FEEL LIKE WRITING ABOUT WHAT I HAVE ON MY MIND SO THATS SAVED FOR ANOTHER DAY... UNTIL I FORGET ABOUT IT AGAIN HAHA. ANYWAYS... THIS HAS BEEN TOUCHED UPON IN THE PAST BUT LATELY ITS BEEN COMING BACK INTO MY HEAD AND IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT QUITE A BIT. SO WHAT DO YOU WANT? I MEAN WHAT DO I WANT? THATS THE HARDEST QUESTION TO ANSWER. IVE HAD AN IDEA OF WHAT I WANT FOR THE LONGEST TIME BUT THINGS KEEP HAPPENING AND CHANGING THAT WHAT I WANT KEEPS CHANGING ALONG WITH IT. RIGHT NOW, WHAT IS IT THAT I REALLY WANT? I DONT THINK THERES REALLY ANYTHING I REALLY WANT EXCEPT WHERE I REALLY WANT TO GET TO. EVERYTHING I WANT IS MORE OF THE MATERIALISTIC THING BUT DONT EVERYONE WANT MATERIALISTIC THINGS? THATS REALLY WANT WE WANT, BUT WHAT DO WE REALLY NEED? SOME PEOPLE WANT NICE CARS AND A BIG HOUSE BUT DO WE REALLY NEED IT? WHAT I REALLY WANT IS TO BE IN THE POSITION I WANT, DOING WHAT I WANT, AND NOT ANSWERING TO ANYONE. IM WORKING ON THAT BUT LATELY IT JUST SEEMS LIKE ITS BEEN GETTING PUSHED FURTHER AND FURTHER AWAY. THE MOTIVATION AND DETERMINATION IS STILL THERE, JUST THAT THE TIME AND ENERGY IS NOT. BETWEEN WORK, LIFE, FAMILY, AND ALL THE RANDOM STUFF I DO IN BETWEEN, I DONT HAVE TIME TO PUT MYSELF IN THE PLACE WHERE I CAN MOVE FORWARD. I KNOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN EXCUSE AND IF I REALLY WANTED IT, I WOULD MAKE TIME FOR IT. I REALLY NEED TO GET BACK INTO THAT HEADSPACE TO GO AND GET WHAT I WANT. SOME OF YOU WILL REMEMBER THAT I GAVE MYSELF 1 YEAR FROM MY BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR TO GET TO WHERE I WANT TO BE, BUT THAT IS LOOKING FARTHER AWAY AND LESS LIKELY I WILL BE THERE BY MY BIRTHDAY. EVERYONE HAS DREAMS OF SOMETHING. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DREAMING AND MAKING IT A REALITY, IS ACTION. RIGHT NOW THERE IS A LACK OF ACTION...I REALLY JUST NEED TO GET BACK TO IT. ANOTHER THING IS WHAT YOU WANT CHANGES WITH TIME, WHAT I WANTED BEFORE IS NOT WHAT I WANT NOW AND SOMETIMES ONCE ITS PAST THAT TIME, WHAT I WANT I CANT HAVE... YA YA I KNOW THIS POST IS ALL OVER THE PLACE BUT IM REALLY JUST DUMPING EVERYTHING ON TO THIS RIGHT NOW. WHEN DO WE STOP WANTING WHAT WE WANT??? WHEN WE CANT HAVE IT? WHEN ITS GONE? WHEN YOU KNOW IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE? SOMETIMES THAT MAKES YOU JUST WANT IT MORE AND SOMETIMES IT JUST MAKES YOU REALIZE YOU JUST HAVE TO MOVE ON. I THINK THOSE WHO LET GO OF WHAT THEY WANT ARE ALL THOSE WHO GET STUCK IN WHERE THEY ARE. YOU CANT LET GO OF WHAT YOU WANT. I DONT KNOW... I JUST REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT ANYMORE. LIFE IS ALREADY CONFUSING ENOUGH, THEN THROW IN EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANT JUST MAKES IT EVEN WORSE. I REALLY JUST WANT TO GET AWAY FROM IT ALL AND REALLY THINK ABOUT WHAT I WANT AND WHERE I WANT TO BE. NO ONE CAN TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT, NO ONE CAN DECIDE ANYTHING FOR YOU. I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHAT I WANT. WELL... I WISH YOU ALL FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY WANT. SO, WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT?

REST OF LIFE IS WHAT YOU EXPECT. NOTHING REALLY NEW, KEEPING BUSY, KEEPING DISTRACTED. OH I WENT TO NIGHT MARKET :) THAT WAS NICE. BIG LINE UP TO GET IN AND THEY RAISED THE PRICE OF ENTRY AGAIN... IT WAS $3.25... THEN BOUGHT A BUNCH OF FOOD AND PLAYED THOSE CARNEY GAMES LOL. THAT QUARTER TOSSING ONTO A PLATE AND MAKE IT STAY IS THE EASIEST GAME EVER HAHA. WELL... AS LONG AS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING HAHA. 1 ON PLATE WINS SMALL AND 4 WINS A LARGE. WELL I GOT 6 IN ABOUT 40 TRIES SOOOOO WINNER!!! ANYWAYS NOW IM OUT OF HERE. GOT PLACES TO GO, PEOPLE TO SEE, STUFF TO DO. THIS IS ALSO WHY THIS WEEKS POST IS SO EARLY. PEACE.

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