BACK TO REVIEWS

SO IM JUST GOING TO DO TWO QUICK MOVIE REVIEWS AND THEN GO TO SLEEP.

FIRST ONE IS SLENDER MAN... YES... I WATCHED IT WITH THE GF. IT WAS MORE OF A LETS SEE HOW THEY COULD MAKE THIS INTO A MOVIE AND IT WILL MOST LIKELY SUCK AND I DONT WANT TO PAY SO IM GONNA USE MY POINTS TO WATCH TYPE OF MOVIE. THE MOVIE STARS JOEY KING, ANNALISE BASSO, BUNCH OF KIDS AND PEOPLE I DONT KNOW AND KEVIN CHAPMAN FROM ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SHOWS OF ALL TIME, PERSON OF INTEREST. ANYWAYS THE MOVIE IS BASICALLY LIKE EVERY TYPE OF SCARY MOVIE EXCEPT THIS IS BASED ON THE ONLINE STORY OF SLENDER MAN. THE MOVIE ITSELF WASNT SCARY, IT WAS SORT OF BORING, THE WAY THEY MADE PEOPLE DISAPPEAR LOOKED LIKE THEY JUST LEFT THE SET AND DIDNT WANT TO COME BACK. SLENDER MAN HIMSELF DIDNT DO MUCH EITHER, JUST A DUDE STANDING THERE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK. THE VISUALS WERE BLAND AND DIDNT REALLY TIE INTO THE WHOLE THING. YA... HONESTLY I DONT REMEMBER PARTS OF IT ALREADY... THATS HOW MEMORABLE IT WAS LOL. I THINK THE MOVIE STARTED OFF BEING A 6.5/10 TO ME AND THEN IT JUST KEPT GOING DOWN HILL TO 6/10 TO 5.5/10 TO 5.2/10 AND NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT I THINK A 4.5/10 IS STILL BEING GENEROUS. THE MOVIE TRIED TOO HARD TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT AND FAILED.

SECOND MOVIE IS MILE 22. SO THIS MOVIE ALSO FLOPPED AT THE BOX OFFICE, BUT THE GF AND I STILL WATCHED IT. I MEAN IT STARS MARK WAHLBERG, LAURA COHAN, RONDA ROUSEY, JOHN MALKOVICH, IKO UWAIS, ONE OF THE GIRLS FROM 2NE1, AND TERRY KINNEY FROM BILLIONS. HONESTLY I LIKED THIS MOVIE... IT HAD SHOOTING AND KILLING AND EXPLOSIONS AND SWEARING AND HIGH SPEED CHASES. WHAT ELSE DO I NEED RIGHT?! BASICALLY IKO KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT MISSING CHEMICALS THAT CAN KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE AND MARK AND THEM HAVE TO GET HIM FROM THE AMERICAN EMBASSY TO AN AIRFIELD 22 MILES AWAY. ONCE HE IS SAFE HE WILL TELL THEM THE INFORMATION. HENCE THE NAME OF THE MOVIE BEING MILE 22 LOL. THE MOVIE FELT LONG... IT FOCUSED ON MARK A LOT, BUT IKO DID HAVE SOME GOOD FACE TIME TOO. TONS OF KILLING AND IT SEEMED LIKE NO ONE IN THE COUNTRY CARED THAT EVERYONE WAS BEING KILLED AROUND THEM. THERE WAS ALSO NO LOCAL POLICE ANYWHERE, BUT ALL THESE KILLERS INSTEAD. THEY WERE ALL PART OF THE STATE POLICE SO THEY SHUT THE REST OF THEM DOWN I GUESS. ALMOST EVERYONE GETS KILLED OFF IN THIS MOVIE LOL. ABOUT HALF WAY THOUGH THE MOVIE I ALREADY FIGURED OUT WHY THIS WAS HAPPENING AND WHO WAS DOING IT. I DIDNT LIKE THE ENDING THOUGH... WE CANT CONFIRM IF SOMEONE DIES BUT WE KNOW THAT SOMEONE SURVIVES. HOWEVER IF THAT PERSON NEVER GOT ON THE PLANE THEY WOULDNT BE IN THAT SITUATION AND THEN WOULDNT THE PLAN HAVE BEEN SHORT A FEW PEOPLE? ANYWAYS THE WAY THEY MADE THE ENDING SETS THIS UP SO IT CAN HAVE A SEQUEL. IF THEY DO A SEQUEL, THEY GOING TO NEED MARKY MARK AND THATS WHY HE SURVIVED, BECAUSE IF NOT THEN HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE MAIN TARGET THROUGH THE WHOLE MOVIE. ANYWAYS IF I WAS TRAPPED AND THE GUY I WAS PROTECTING COULD FIGHT AND SHOOT I WOULD HAVE JUST RELEASED HIS CUFFS AND GAVE HIM A GUN. TOOK THEM FOREVER TO DO THAT. ALSO HOW DID LAURA GET THAT PIECE OF GLASS... SHE BROKE THE WINDOW BUT THERES NO WAY YOU COULD HAVE GRABBED IT LIKE THAT... LOTS OF DEATHS IN THE MOVIE THOUGH SO THAT WAS NICE, EVEN HAD A FEW THAT WAS FUNNY. ANYWAYS LIKE I SAID I DIDNT LIKE THE ENDING, BUT IL STILL GIVE THIS A 6.8-7.1/10. OH YA THERE WAS A LOT OF TALKING THAT WASNT CLEAR  EITHER. THEY TRIED TO MAKE IT MORE SUSPENSEFUL AND DEEP, I DONT THINK IT WORKED. SO NEVERMIND... IMA DROP THIS TO A 6.56/10 LOL.

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ANOTHER REVIEW: GOING IN STYLE

IF YOU CAME HERE FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT THEN YOU CAME TO THE WRONG PLACE... IF YOU CAME HERE FOR A REVIEW THEN YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. THIS WEEKS REVIEW IS OF GOING IN STYLE. SPOILERS AHEAD. THE MOVIE STARS BIG NAMES OF MICHAEL CAINE, MORGAN FREEMAN, AND ALAN ARKIN. CHRISTOPHER LLOYD AND MATT DILLON MAKES AN APPEARANCE BUT THEY HAD SMALLER ROLES. OH AND THIS GIRL JOEY KING THAT REMINDS ME OF ALEXIS BLEDEL... WELL A YOUNGER HALF HER AGE VERSION. I SEE THE RESEMBLANCE, I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU PEOPLE... THE GF ALSO DIDNT SEE IT... BACK TO THE MOVIE. BASICALLY THE 3 OLD GUYS GET SCREWED OUT OF THEIR PENSION BY THE COMPANY THEY WORKED FOR. THEY BROKE AND THEY NEED MONEY SO THEY DECIDE TO ROB A BANK. THE REST OF THE MOVIE IS ABOUT THEM TRYING TO PULL IT OFF. I LIKED THE MOVIE. IT WAS FUNNY AND HAD MORE OF AN OLDER FEEL... PROBABLY BECAUSE ALL THE MAIN ACTORS WERE LIKE 80 YEARS OLD LOL. THE REALLY FUNNY THING IS THAT THE THEATER WAS DECENTLY FULL, AND THE AUDIENCE WAS EITHER REALLY OLD OR AROUND MY AGE... THERE WASNT ANY OTHER AGE GROUPS THERE HAHAHA. THE OLD PEOPLE WERE PROBABLY FANS OF THE MAIN ACTORS AND THE REST OF US JUST WANTED TO WATCH SOMETHING CHILL AND CAUSE OF THE MAIN ACTORS. IM SURE THEY ALL PLAYED UP THE OLD CARD. CHRISTOPHER LLOYD WAS OVER THE TOP BUT HE CAN PULL IT OFF BEING FUNNY LIKE THAT. SO LONG STORY SHORT THEY GET AWAY WITH IT BECAUSE OF A LITTLE GIRL. NOW MY QUESTION IS THAT IF YOUR THE PARENT OF THE KID, WOULD YOU WANT YOUR KID TO LIE AND HELP THE OLD MEN GET AWAY OR TELL THE TRUTH AND GET THEM ARRESTED? THE KIDS SMART, AND OF COURSE ITS FOR THE MOVIE HAHA. THEIR ALIBIS WERE FUNNY AND YOU WOULD MOST DEF NEED A SOLID ALIBI IF YOU GOING TO ROB A BANK. I ALWAYS THOUGHT I COULD ROB A BANK AND GET AWAY WITH IT. THE BANK PEOPLE ARE TAUGHT TO NOT FIGHT BACK AND TO JUST GIVE THEM WHAT THE ROBBERS WANT. THE MONEY IS INSURED SO THE BANK DOESNT LOSE ANYTHING, WHO CARES ABOUT THEM. THERES A BANK NEAR MY PLACE THAT USE TO GET ROBBED EVERY COUPLE OF TIMES. I SWEAR THIS ONE TIME IT GOT HIT TWICE IN LIKE A MONTH HAHA. NOT ANYMORE... LOTS MORE SECURITY AND NEED TO BE ABLE TO GET AWAY QUICK. NOT BUSY ENOUGH TO JUST BLEND. I WOULD NEED TO GO TO A SMALLER TOWN OR SOMEWHERE ELSE TO DO IT HAHA. OH SO BACK TO THE MOVIE. THE ORIGINAL ROBBER WAS TIED BACK IN TO THE STORY AND I TOTALLY DIDNT SEE THAT, SO IT WAS A NICE SURPRISE. BUT THAT TATTOO MOVE IS TOTALLY BRILLIANT. I WOULD GIVE THIS A 7.55/10. I LIKED IT AND THE GF LIKED IT. I MEAN ITS A BIT DIFFERENT THAN NORMAL AND THATS WHAT STANDS OUT. THE REVIEW FOR THE MOVIE IS GENERALLY PLEASANT, IN THAT ITS A GOOD CAST THAT GELLED RIGHT AND THE MOVIE WORKED.

LETS SEE WHAT I DID THE PAST WEEK... WENT TO A STRESS SEMINAR. THAT WAS INTERESTING. I SORTA DO ALMOST ALL THE THINGS THE GUY WAS TEACHING BUT IT WAS STILL NICE TO SEE A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE. WENT TO TACOFINO :) WOOO TACOS ANDDDDDDDDDDD I ATE TOO MUCH AS USUAL. OH AND I HAD A FEW MORE TACOS EARLIER IN THE WEEK AS WELL. NOT MUCH THIS WEEK JUST BEEN DOING THINGS HERE AND THERE. WAIT... DID I TELL YOU ALL THAT THE PLAN IS IN MOTION??? THAT I HAVE BEGUN??? THE PLAN IS UNDERWAY AND I HAVE ALREADY STARTED. IT IS A SLOW START RIGHT NOW BUT THATS NORMAL. SLOW AND STEADY RIGHT... HAHA. REST OF THIS WEEK? WELL ITS EASTER BREAK SO I GOT A FEW DAYS OFF. MY UNCLE IS VISITING FROM HK SO GOING TO HANG OUT AND CATCH UP. ALSO HOPEFULLY GET SOME OF MY OWN THINGS DONE. ANDDDDD GET SOME TV TIME IN OF COURSE HAHA. WELL I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY A WONDERFUL EASTER AND SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

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