MADE YOU CLICK

I AM TIRED. I AM SLEEPY. I HAVE TO GET THIS DONE. SPOILERS AHEAD. LETS GO!

SO THE GF AND I ALONG WITH OUR FRIENDS WENT TO WATCH THE NUN. THIS MOVIE WAS HIGHLY ANTICIPATED AND WE THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE THE SCARIEST ONE OUT OF ALL THE MOVIE. LETS JUST SAY IT DID NOT LIVE UP TO THE HYPE... THE MOVIE STARS TAISSA FARMIGA, DEMIAN BICHIR, JONAS BLOQUET, AND OTHERS I DONT KNOW. PATRICK WILSON AND VERA FARMIGA HAD A CAMEO IN IT BUT IT DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE MAIN STORY. I ALSO JUST FOUND OUT THAT TAISSA IS VERA'S SISTER! I DIDNT KNOW THAT. THE MOVIE IS A STAND ALONE ONE WHICH TELLS THE HISTORY OF THE NUN, SOMETHING THAT WAS INTRODUCED IN THE EARLIER MOVIES IN THE CONJURING UNIVERSE. THEY HAVE BEEN BUILDING THIS UP MAKING IT SEEM SUPER SCARY AND OMINOUS. THEN AFTER WATCHING THIS I FELT REALLY DISAPPOINTED... IT WAS NOT SCARY AT ALL, THE FIRST HALF WAS SLOW AND SLIGHTLY BORING, THE NUN WASNT SCARY, SOME OF THE CGI FOR THE NUN WAS JUST BLA... THEY SHOULD HAVE REALLY NOT GONE THE WAY THAT THEY DID, AND I MIGHT HAVE DOZED A BIT AS WELL. SOME OF THE WAY THINGS HAPPENED DIDNT MAKE SENSE AND IS REALLY QUESTIONABLE. WE ALL THOUGHT THE MOVIE WAS A LET DOWN. IT HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL AND I REALLY THINK THEY DROPPED THE BALL ON IT. THE TRAILER MADE IT SCARIER THAN IT ACTUALLY IS. I HAVE A REAL PROBLEM WITH HOW THE MOVIE ENDED... ALSO THE VERY END OF THE MOVIE I SWEAR IVE SEEN THAT IN ONE OF THE OTHER MOVIES... I GUESS NOW I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THEM ALL TO SEE IF I CAN FIND IT LOL. ANYWAYS... I GIVE THIS A 6.3/10... I LIKED THE PARTS OF THE CONCEPT OF THE NUN AND THATS REALLY ALL. THE MOVIE OVERALL WAS A BIG LETDOWN.

ALSO WATCHED PEPPERMINT WITH THE GF THE OTHER DAY. IT STARS JENNIFER GARNER, CAILEY FLEMING, JUAN PABLO RABA, JOHN GALLAGHER, ANNIE IIONZEH, RICHARD CABRAL, JOHN ORTIZ, MICHAEL REVENTAR, JEFF HEPHNER, EDDIE SHIN, MICHAEL MOSLEY, AND METHOD MAN. MOST OF THE BAD GUYS USUALLY PLAY BAD GUYS IN OTHER FILMS TOO SO THATS WHY I RECOGNIZED THEM LOL. BASICALLY A CARTEL KILLS A MOMS DAUGHTER AND HUSBAND, THEN SHE DISAPPEARS AND COMES BACK AFTER TRAINING TO KILL EVERYONE INVOLVED. FROM MILD MANNERED MOM TO BAD ASS KILLER. IT MAKES SENSE BECAUSE IM PRETTY SURE ANYONE WOULD DO THAT IF IT WAS THEIR OWN FAMILY. THIS TYPE OF STORY HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE SO ITS NOTHING NEW. THE MOVIE WAS ALRIGHT, BUT THERE WERE A FEW ISSUES WITH IT. BASICALLY THE MOVIE WOULD HAVE ENDED HALF WAY THROUGH THE MOVIE IF THEY ACTUALLY FOLLOWED PHYSICS... LOL. THEN AGAIN ITS A MOVIE SO WHAT DO YOU EXPECT... JENNIFER WAS PHYSICALLY BIG ENOUGH TO PLAY THIS PART, IT LOOKS LIKE SHE TONED UP FOR IT, BUT SOMETHING SEEMED DIFFERENT ABOUT HER FACE AND THAT DIDNT REALLY WORK. SAW THROUGH A FEW THINGS AND ONE OF THE THOUGHT WE BOTH HAD WAS ACTUALLY WRONG SO IT WAS A NICE TWIST. LOTS OF KILLING, LOTS AND LOTS OF KILLING, WHICH WAS NICE. THE WAY THEY ENDED THE MOVIE SETS IT UP SO THEY CAN HAVE SEQUELS IF THEY WANTED IT. I DONT THINK THEY WILL THOUGH. I GIVE THIS A 7.15/10. ALSO THE NAME OF THE MOVIE SUCKED. YOU FIND OUT WHY THE MOVIE WAS CALLED PEPPERMINT, BUT THATS JUST A DUMB NAME FOR THE MOVIE. YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE NAMED IT SOMETHING ELSE AND THEN SOMEHOW REFERENCED IT LATER.

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BACK TO REVIEWS

SO IM JUST GOING TO DO TWO QUICK MOVIE REVIEWS AND THEN GO TO SLEEP.

FIRST ONE IS SLENDER MAN... YES... I WATCHED IT WITH THE GF. IT WAS MORE OF A LETS SEE HOW THEY COULD MAKE THIS INTO A MOVIE AND IT WILL MOST LIKELY SUCK AND I DONT WANT TO PAY SO IM GONNA USE MY POINTS TO WATCH TYPE OF MOVIE. THE MOVIE STARS JOEY KING, ANNALISE BASSO, BUNCH OF KIDS AND PEOPLE I DONT KNOW AND KEVIN CHAPMAN FROM ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SHOWS OF ALL TIME, PERSON OF INTEREST. ANYWAYS THE MOVIE IS BASICALLY LIKE EVERY TYPE OF SCARY MOVIE EXCEPT THIS IS BASED ON THE ONLINE STORY OF SLENDER MAN. THE MOVIE ITSELF WASNT SCARY, IT WAS SORT OF BORING, THE WAY THEY MADE PEOPLE DISAPPEAR LOOKED LIKE THEY JUST LEFT THE SET AND DIDNT WANT TO COME BACK. SLENDER MAN HIMSELF DIDNT DO MUCH EITHER, JUST A DUDE STANDING THERE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK. THE VISUALS WERE BLAND AND DIDNT REALLY TIE INTO THE WHOLE THING. YA... HONESTLY I DONT REMEMBER PARTS OF IT ALREADY... THATS HOW MEMORABLE IT WAS LOL. I THINK THE MOVIE STARTED OFF BEING A 6.5/10 TO ME AND THEN IT JUST KEPT GOING DOWN HILL TO 6/10 TO 5.5/10 TO 5.2/10 AND NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT I THINK A 4.5/10 IS STILL BEING GENEROUS. THE MOVIE TRIED TOO HARD TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT AND FAILED.

SECOND MOVIE IS MILE 22. SO THIS MOVIE ALSO FLOPPED AT THE BOX OFFICE, BUT THE GF AND I STILL WATCHED IT. I MEAN IT STARS MARK WAHLBERG, LAURA COHAN, RONDA ROUSEY, JOHN MALKOVICH, IKO UWAIS, ONE OF THE GIRLS FROM 2NE1, AND TERRY KINNEY FROM BILLIONS. HONESTLY I LIKED THIS MOVIE... IT HAD SHOOTING AND KILLING AND EXPLOSIONS AND SWEARING AND HIGH SPEED CHASES. WHAT ELSE DO I NEED RIGHT?! BASICALLY IKO KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT MISSING CHEMICALS THAT CAN KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE AND MARK AND THEM HAVE TO GET HIM FROM THE AMERICAN EMBASSY TO AN AIRFIELD 22 MILES AWAY. ONCE HE IS SAFE HE WILL TELL THEM THE INFORMATION. HENCE THE NAME OF THE MOVIE BEING MILE 22 LOL. THE MOVIE FELT LONG... IT FOCUSED ON MARK A LOT, BUT IKO DID HAVE SOME GOOD FACE TIME TOO. TONS OF KILLING AND IT SEEMED LIKE NO ONE IN THE COUNTRY CARED THAT EVERYONE WAS BEING KILLED AROUND THEM. THERE WAS ALSO NO LOCAL POLICE ANYWHERE, BUT ALL THESE KILLERS INSTEAD. THEY WERE ALL PART OF THE STATE POLICE SO THEY SHUT THE REST OF THEM DOWN I GUESS. ALMOST EVERYONE GETS KILLED OFF IN THIS MOVIE LOL. ABOUT HALF WAY THOUGH THE MOVIE I ALREADY FIGURED OUT WHY THIS WAS HAPPENING AND WHO WAS DOING IT. I DIDNT LIKE THE ENDING THOUGH... WE CANT CONFIRM IF SOMEONE DIES BUT WE KNOW THAT SOMEONE SURVIVES. HOWEVER IF THAT PERSON NEVER GOT ON THE PLANE THEY WOULDNT BE IN THAT SITUATION AND THEN WOULDNT THE PLAN HAVE BEEN SHORT A FEW PEOPLE? ANYWAYS THE WAY THEY MADE THE ENDING SETS THIS UP SO IT CAN HAVE A SEQUEL. IF THEY DO A SEQUEL, THEY GOING TO NEED MARKY MARK AND THATS WHY HE SURVIVED, BECAUSE IF NOT THEN HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE MAIN TARGET THROUGH THE WHOLE MOVIE. ANYWAYS IF I WAS TRAPPED AND THE GUY I WAS PROTECTING COULD FIGHT AND SHOOT I WOULD HAVE JUST RELEASED HIS CUFFS AND GAVE HIM A GUN. TOOK THEM FOREVER TO DO THAT. ALSO HOW DID LAURA GET THAT PIECE OF GLASS... SHE BROKE THE WINDOW BUT THERES NO WAY YOU COULD HAVE GRABBED IT LIKE THAT... LOTS OF DEATHS IN THE MOVIE THOUGH SO THAT WAS NICE, EVEN HAD A FEW THAT WAS FUNNY. ANYWAYS LIKE I SAID I DIDNT LIKE THE ENDING, BUT IL STILL GIVE THIS A 6.8-7.1/10. OH YA THERE WAS A LOT OF TALKING THAT WASNT CLEAR  EITHER. THEY TRIED TO MAKE IT MORE SUSPENSEFUL AND DEEP, I DONT THINK IT WORKED. SO NEVERMIND... IMA DROP THIS TO A 6.56/10 LOL.

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YE OLDE REVIEWS

WELL ITS BACK TO REVIEWS I GO, SO LETS GET THIS GOING.

FINALLY WATCHED THE GREATEST SHOWMAN. IT STARS HUGH JACKMAN, ZAC EFRON, ZENDAYA, MICHELLE WILLIAMS, AND A TON OF OTHER PEOPLE. HUGH JACKMAN PLAYS PT BARNUM, AND THE MOVIE GOES THROUGH HIS LIFE AND EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS AND THE CREATION OF THE CIRCUS/SHOW. SO THE GF DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS A MUSICAL... AND LETS JUST SAY SHE WAS INTRIGUED BY THIS MOVIE. SHE WASNT A FAN OF THE MOVIE BUT SLOWLY AND SURELY SHE BECAME A FAN. I LIKED IT INSTANTLY :) I LIKED IT BECAUSE IT HAD HUGH JACKMAN BUT THE ORIGINAL SONGS WERE COOL TOO. I HAVENT WATCHED A MUSICAL FOR YEARS... THE LAST ONE MUST HAVE BEEN SOUTH PARK... AND THAT WAS BACK IN 1999 LOL. THE MOVIE ALSO SHOWED THE ISSUES THAT 1800S FACED. I LIKED THE MOVIE, I WAS EVEN DANCING IN THE MOVIE CAUSE THE SONGS WERE CATCHY AND ENJOYABLE. THE GF DIDNT LIKE ME DANCING THOUGH... LOL. I GIVE THIS MOVIE A 8.5-9.0/10 DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH YOU LIKE MUSICALS AND HUGH JACKMAN. THIS MOVIE/ROLE WAS MADE FOR HIM.

I ALSO WATCHED WINCHESTER. THIS HAD HELEN MIRREN, JASON CLARKE, AND OTHERS I DONT REALLY KNOW. THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A SCARY HORROR FILM BUT IT WAS A LETDOWN... I WASNT SCARED AT ALL. THERE WAS ONLY A FEW "BOO" MOMENTS AND WE DIDNT GET SCARED. EVEN THOUGH ITS BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS AND ON THE REAL WINCHESTER HOUSE, THERE WASNT ENOUGH PARANORMAL ACTIVITY. WASNT REALLY IMPRESSED BY HELEN MIRREN... JASON CLARKE WAS BETTER BUT SOMETHING SEEMED MISSING. WE BOTH EXPECTED MORE FROM THIS MOVIE. OH WELL... I GUESS NEXT ONE... ANYWAYS I GIVE THIS A 6.4-6.8/10. ITS NOT A BAD MOVIE... ITS JUST NOT ENOUGH.

BOTH MOVIES WE WATCHED WAS ALMOST THE SAME TIME PERIOD. ONE BEING 1800S AND THE OTHER BEING 1906. IT SOMEHOW WORKED OUT LIKE THAT LOL. WE DIDNT PLAN IT AND IT WAS JUST A RANDOM POINT I WANTED TO MAKE HAHA.

STARTED WATCHING LETTERKENNY THE PAST WEEK. THATS FUNNY AND SMART AS HELL. IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED IT YET, I HIGHLY SUGGEST IT. ITS A HICK CANADIAN SHOW BUT ITS JUST FUNNY AS SHIT LOL. LEARNING HICK SLANG BECAUSE OF IT TOO HAHA. GO WATCH IT!!!

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DOUBLE REVIEWS

WELL... TOOK A BREAK FROM MOVIES LAST WEEK AND ENDED UP WATCHING TWO MOVIES THIS WEEK LOL. ALRIGHT LETS JUST JUMP RIGHT INTO IT... NEEDLESS TO SAY... SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

THE COMMUTER

LIAM NEESON HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!! HE ISSSSSSSSS THE COMMUTER LOL. BASICALLY HE SOMEHOW GETS DRAWN INTO A PLAN TO KILL SOMEONE AND HE HAS TO SOLVE WHOS DOING THIS AND SAVE THE DAY. THIS IS LITERALLY NON-STOP... BUT ON A TRAIN. THATS THE FIRST THING I SAID ABOUT THIS MOVIE. ITS ONE OF THOSE MOVIES THAT YOU KNOW WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN WAY BEFORE YOU EVEN DECIDE TO WATCH IT. YOU KNOW THAT HES GOING TO BE CHOSEN, HES GONNA SOLVE THE MYSTERY/PLAN, AND HES GOING TO KICK ASS AND SAVE THE DAY. EVEN KNOWING THIS I WILL STILL WATCH IT BECAUSE ITS LIAM NEESON!!! THIS MOVIE ALSO SORT OF REMINDS ME OF MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS... WHICH WAS MORE COMPLEX THAN THIS ONE. THIS MOVIE ALSO STARS PATRICK WILSON, VERA FARMIGA, SAM NEILL, AND JONATHAN BANKS. EVEN THOUGH ALL OF THEM ONLY HAVE A SMALL ROLE. PATRICK AND VERA ARE BOTH FROM THE CONJURING/INSIDIOUS SERIES. I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THEY WERE FROM AND THE GF KNEW WHERE THEY WERE FROM. THE WAY THAT LIAM CONTROLLED THE TRAIN WAS THE SAME WAY AS THE PLANE... IM PRETTY SURE THEY JUST STRAIGHT UP CHANGED PLANE TO TRAIN... THERE WAS A POINT I FORGOT THAT SOMETHING HAPPENED AND THEY BRING IT BACK UP LATER ON. BESIDES THAT, THE ENDING I SAW COMING A MILE AWAY. HOWEVER I DID SUSPECT IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE FIRST, CAUSE THE WAY THEY PLAYED IT, BUT STILL GOT IT IN THE END. THAT WAS A SMALL TWIST AND BASICALLY THAT WAS ALL THERE WAS. FINE FINE I WONT SPOIL WHOOO I WAS TALKING ABOUT HAHA. OH THE CG FOR THE TRAIN WRECK WASNT THAT GOOD. SO SINCE LIAM HAS DONE THE AIRPLANE AND TRAIN ONE... I GUESS NEXT HES ON A CRUISE SHIP LOL. ACTUALLY THERES A HIGH CHANCE OF ME BEING RIGHT HAHA. THEN AGAIN WHEN THAT COMES OUT IL WATCH IT TOO HAHA. I GIVE THIS MOVIE A 6.5-7.2/10. THE GF AND I BOTH LIKED IT CAUSE OF LIAM, REST OF THE MOVIE... NOT SO MUCH.

DEN OF THIEVES

NON-STOP ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERES A STORY IN THERE SOMEWHERE LOL. THIS IS THE CLASSIC CAT AND MOUSE GAME BETWEEN THE COPS AND THE ROBBERS. THE ROBBERS ARE SMART AND HIGHLY TRAINED AND SKILLED, AND THE COPS ARE THE KIND TO CROSS THE LINE TO GET THE JOB DONE. MOVIE STARS GERARD BUTLER, 50 CENT, O'SHEA JACKSON JR, PABLO SCHREIBER, AND A TON OF OTHER PEOPLE FROM BOTH SIDES. GERARD PUT ON WEIGHT FOR THE MOVIE FOR SURE! 50 IS OLD AND ITS INTERESTING SEEING HIM ACT... AND O'SHEA WELL HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ICE CUBE HAHA. PABLO I ONLY JUST REALIZED WHO HE IS LOL. THE MOVIE STARTS OFF WITH ACTION, ENDS IN ACTION, AND HAS SOME ACTION THOWN IN THE MIDDLE TO MAKE SURE THAT THERES ENOUGH ACTION. THEY JUST PUMPED THIS MOVIE WITH ACTION TO KEEP YOU PULLED IN. THE GF SAID THAT SHE WAS ROOTING FOR THE COPS, BUT I WAS ROOTING FOR THE ROBBERS. IF YOU WATCH THE MOVIE YOU WILL KNOW WHY. I FEEL FOR THEM AND I REALLY WANTED TO SEE THEM WIN. YOU CAN ALL BASICALLY GUESS WHO LIVES AND DIES LOL. THERES ACTUALLY AN ELABORATE PLAN FOR THE ROBBERS AND IT WAS MOST DEFINITELY ORIGINAL. DRUNK GERARD SHOWS THAT HE CAN GET THE JOB DONE HAHA. I REALLY WANT TO KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO FILM THAT ONE FIGHT SCENE!!! THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN NUTS AND SO MUCH FUN LOL. I THOUGHT THAT THE MOVIE MIGHT END THAT WAY. IT CLEARS UP ONE STORY, BUT WHAT A BITCH WAY TO GO. I USUALLY KNOW AHEAD OF TIME HOW LONG THE MOVIE IS, BUT SOMEHOW I DIDNT CHECK THIS ONE AND I WAS THINKING THIS IS A PRETTY LONG MOVIE... THE MOVIE IS 2 HOURS AND 20 MINUTES!!! WOW! MEH WE BOTH LIKED IT. ACTION, CAR CHASE, SHOOTING, BLOWING STUFF UP, PEOPLE DYING, SUSPENSE, GOOD VS BAD, THIS MOVIES GOT IT ALL. IF YOU WANT THAT KIND OF STUFF, THIS MOVIES GOT IT, IF YOU WANT SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU THINK INDEPTHLY... THEN THIS IS NOT IT HAHA. I GIVE THIS A 7.5-7.8/10. 

BACK TO REVIEWS

ALRIGHT WELL BACK TO MORE REVIEWS LOL :)

SO I WATCHED SPIDERMAN: HOMECOMING LAST WEEK. THIS WAS GOING TO BE POSTED THEN, BUT THE WHOLE CHESTER THING HAPPENED AND THIS DIDNT SEEM TO FIT SO HERE WE ARE. THIS MOVIE IS THE 3RD REMAKE, WELL YOU CANT REALLY CALL IT A REMAKE SINCE ITS NOT REALLY A REMAKE. IT IS THE 3RD SPIDERMAN AND ITS A NEW STORY LINE AS WELL. WE ALL REMEMBER TOBEY MAGUIRE AND THEN CAME ANDREW GARFIELD... WELL NOW COMES TOM HOLLAND. I WOULD SAY THIS IS MORE SPIDERMAN THAN THE OTHER FILMS, SINCE TOM ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT LOL. ANYWAYS THE MOVIE ALSO STARS MICHAEL KEATON, ROBERT DOWNEY JR, ZENDAYA, AND SOME OTHERS THAT ARE FAMILIAR BUT NEVERMIND THEM LOL. YOU KNOW WHY I LIKE THIS MOVIE? ITS NOT A ORIGIN MOVIE!!! THIS WAS ALREADY SET UP A LITTLE BIT THANKS TO AVENGERS: CIVIL WAR, AND IT WAS GREAT THEY HAVE THAT PLAYED INTO THIS MOVIE. IRONMAN MAKING ALL THE CAMEOS WAS GREAT TOO. THIS MOVIE WAS ABLE TO STAND ALONE TOO. THE WHOLE WAITING GAME AND JUST THE IMPATIENCE OF A YOUNG KID WORKED. THEY UPPED EVERYTHING FROM THE COMICS AND MADE SPIDERMAN MORE HIGH TECH, THEY MADE VULTURE MORE HIGH TECH, AND INCORPORATED THE WHOLE CURRENT MARVEL UNIVERSE INTO IT, ALONG WITH THE ALIEN TECH AND TIMELINE OF THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AS WELL. IT REALLY SHOWS HOW THEY REALLY ARE EXISTING IN THE SAME TIMELINE BUT IN DIFFERENT CITIES. THERES LOTS OF GROWING UP IN THIS MOVIE AND LOTS OF SPACE FOR THIS SERIES TO EXPAND. IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY TOO, AND IM GLAD THEY FINALLY MADE SOMEONE PUT 1 + 1 TOGETHER INSTEAD OF EVERYONE JUST ACTING DUMB NOT KNOWING WHATS GOING ON OR WHOS WHO. THIS IS A GOOD SERIES AND WILL DO WELL FOR THE NEW GENERATION OF KIDS AS IT RELATES TO THEM MORE. SO HOW DOES THIS WHOLE SONY/MARVEL THING WORK... WELL SONY HAS THE RIGHTS TO SPIDERMAN SINCE THEY BOUGHT IT YEARS AGO WHEN THEY FIRST STARTED THE MOVIE, BUT THEN WE KNOW THAT MARVEL MADE THEIR OWN STUDIOS TO MAKE THE FILMS THEY WANT TO MAKE. WE NEVER THOUGHT THAT THEY WOULD OR EVEN COULD MEET BECAUSE OF THE RIGHTS ISSUE. WELL TURNS OUT SONY GETS ALL THE PROFITS FROM THE MOVIE, WHILE MARVEL WILL GET ALL THE RIGHTS FOR MERCHANDISE LIKE TOYS AND SHIRTS. EITHER WAY WHO CARES WHO GETS WHAT, AS LONG AS WE GET TO SEE SPIDEY IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE LOL. SO I LIKED THE MOVIE, THE GF LIKED THE MOVIE TOO. SO IMA GIVE IT 7.8/10. NOSTALGIA OF THE GOOD OLD DAYS AS WELL. ALSO MICHAEL KEATON AS VULTURE LOL AHHH GOOD OLD BATMAN ;) LOL

LAST NIGHT I WATCHED BABY DRIVER WITH THE GF. EVEN THOUGH THE MOVIE HAS BEEN OUT FOR A WHILE AND IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE TAKEN OFF SOON, THE MOVIE WAS PRETTY FULL. THE MOVIE STARS ANSEL ELGORT, JON HAMM, KEVIN SPACEY, JON BERNTHAL, JAMIE FOXX, LILY JAMES, AND EIZA GONZALES. I REALLY LIKED THIS MOVIE, ITS FUNNY, PACKED WITH ACTION, GREAT CAST, AND THE MUSIC TRACKS FOR THIS WAS PERFECT. THEY ASKED IF THE MUSIC MAKE THE FILM OR DID THE FILM MAKE THE FILM... I THINK ITS BOTH, ITS A PERFECT SELECTION AND COMPLIMENTED EACH OTHER. THE STUNTS WAS GREAT AND THE FILM PLOT VAGUELY RESEMBLES DRIVE, THE MOVIE WITH RYAN GOSLING. EVERYONE IN THE MOVIE IS BADASS, AND THEN YOU HAVE BABY, WHO JUST DOESNT FIT IN THE CRIME WORLD AND ITS JUST A NICE BALANCE. THE ISSUE IS WOULD THEY REALLY BE ABLE TO GET AWAY LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME EVERYTIME? HONESTLY TRAFFIC IS WORSE THAN THAT AND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE WOULD HAVE SEEN SOMETHING THAT WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THEM CAUGHT. THERES JUST TOO MANY EYES AND CAMERAS THESE DAYS. OF COURSE THEY HAVE TO THROW IN A LOVE INTEREST JUST TO MAKE IT INTERESTING LOL. WELL IT WORKED. ALL THOSE IMAGINATION BLACK AND WHITE SCENE REMINDS ME OF LEAVE IT TO BEAVER, AND BACK IN THE 50'S 60'S. THE MOVIE IS FUN AND TOTALLY RECOMMEND IT, SO I GIVE IT A 8.63/10.

OH SO MY COMPUTER AT WORK BROKE DOWN THE PAST WEEK... BEEN ACTING UP AND ON THE FRITZ... HAD TO USE A DIFFERENT COMPUTER AND TURNS OUT ITS NOT THE BEST EITHER... ANYWAYS JUST PISSING, BUT HEY NOW I GOT A NEW COMPUTER HAHA. ITS ALSO THE LAST WEEK OF ME BEING 30... YA I GUESS IL PUT IT IN HERE TOO... NEXT WEEK IS MY BDAY AND DAM... REALLY INTO THE 30'S NOW... LOL. ONCE AGAIN THE DEADLINE DIDNT WORK OUT... BUT I DID MAKE IMPROVEMENTS TOWARDS IT... GUESS WE SHALL SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. SEE YOU ALL WHEN IM 31................. YA... SIGH... LOL.

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UPDATE AND REVIEWS

ALRIGHT... SO MY LAST POST SEEMS A BIT NEGATIVE. LET ME JUST SAY THAT I DID HAVE A GREAT TIME WITH THE GF AND BUNCH OF FRIENDS. WE HUNG OUT, ATE, CHECKED OUT SITES, PLAYED IN THE POOL AND WATCHED MY BEST FRIEND GET MARRIED. IT WAS ALL NICE BUT JUST THINGS HERE AND THERE THREW IT OFF. THE COMPANY WAS GOOD, THE PLACE WAS NICE, BUT JUST PICKING ON SPECIFIC THINGS LOL. SO DONT TAKE IT IN A BAD WAY.

OH YA WENT TO KOBE THE OTHER DAY AS WELL. ITS THE JAPANESE GRILL WHERE THE CHEFS COOK IN FRONT OF YOU. WENT FOR A FRIENDS BDAY. THIS IS PROBABLY GOING TO SOUND ALL NEGATIVE TOO THOUGH... LOL. WELL THE PLACE IS A BIT TIGHT, AND THE WAY YOURE SEATED YOU REALLY ONLY GET TO TALK TO THE PEOPLE NEXT TO YOU. ITS ALSO LOUD ENOUGH THAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO YELL TO TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE. WE ORDERED OUR FOOD AND NORMALLY THERES LIKE A SHOW WHERE THE DUDE JUGGLES THE KNIVES OR SWINGS THEM AROUND OR WHAT NOT... WELL THERE WASNT ANY... IF THERE WAS IT WAS VERY LITTLE. IT SEEMED LIKE THEY DID THE SHOW MORE FOR THE WHITE PEOPLE... NOT COOL... SO I GOT STEAK AND LOBSTER AND EVERYTHING WAS COOKED A BIT TOO LONG. I WANTED MEDIUM RARE MORE RARE AND IT CAME OUT MEDIUM. THE CHICKEN CAME OUT TOO DRY AS WELL. SIGH... WELL I STILL ATE IT ALL HAHA. THE FOOD WAS COOKED REALLY FAST AND THEN THE DUDE IS GONE. WHEN HE LEAVES AND YOURE TRYING TO EAT IT FEELS WEIRD. WHEN YOURE EATING OR DONE, IT FEELS LIKE THEY WANT TO RUSH YOU OUT. THEY HAVE LIKE NONSTOP PEOPLE COMING IN AS WELL. ITS NOT REALLY A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN LINGER. THE COUPLE THAT WAS SHARING OUR TABLE ATE AND THEN BOOKED IT RIGHT AFTER. I GUESS ITS JUST THAT TYPE. I WISH THERE WAS MORE OF A SHOW.

SPOILERS!!! 3 REVIEWS SINCE I MISSED A FEW ALREADY... FROM NEWEST TO OLDEST :)


ROUGH NIGHT

SO GIRLFRIENDS SCARLETT JOHANSSON, JILLIAN BELL, ZOE KRAVITZ, ILANA GLAZER, AND KATE MCKINNON CELEBRATE ONE OF THE GIRLS BACHELORETTE PARTY. ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER AND THEY BASICALLY KILL A MAN... ACCIDENTALLY. THIS IS AFTER A WHOLE BUNCH OF DRUGS BY THE WAY... THEN THEY TRY TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO FIX EVERYTHING. THE PROBLEM IS THE MORE THEY DO THE WORSE THINGS GET. TY BURRELL, DEMI MOORE, AND COLTON HAYNES IS IN IT AS WELL. THE MOVIE IS QUITE FUNNY AND JILLIAN BELL IS FUNNY BUT SUPER POSSESSIVE. THE ISSUE IS THAT SHE IS ANNOYING AS HELL!!! OMG SHE JUST WONT STOP!!! HALF THE TIME YOU ARE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KATE MCKINNON WAS TRYING TO SAY. LASTLY SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN SHORT HAIR DOESNT LOOK GOOD. THATS JUST WHAT I THINK. ALSO I DIDNT LIKE HER CHARACTER LOL. OVERALL A FUNNY MOVIE SO IT GATES A 7.9/10.


IT COMES AT NIGHT

FIRST THING FIRST!!! YOU THINK ITS A SCARY MOVIE, THERES ONLY 2 SMALL AND I MEAN PARTS THAT COULD BE "SCARY" LOL. IT WASNT SCARY AT ALL. JOEL EDGERTON, CARMEN EJOGO, RILEY KEOUGH, CHRISTOPHER ABBOTT, AND KELVIN HARRISON JR STARS THIS. SO THE STORY IS SOMETHING LIKE THE END OF TIME OR WORLD WHERE ZOMBIES HAVE TAKEN OVER. PEOPLE GET SICK AND THE FAMILY IS JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE. ITS ACTUALLY A LOT LIKE THE WALKING DEAD LOL. ANYWAYS SO ONE OF THE FAMILY TAKES IN ANOTHER FAMILY AND THEN EVENTUALLY THEY JUST TURN ON EACH OTHER AND MORE PEOPLE DIE. THE WHOLE MOVIE MADE EVERYONE THINK OF WHATS GOING ON AND WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE. THEY NEVER TELL YOU OR SHOW YOU BUT THAT JUST LOOMS OVER EVERYTHING AND ITS THE ANTICIPATION OF SOMETHING HAPPENING THAT GETS YOU. YOU SO INTO THE MOVIE WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN... BUT NOTHING EVER DOES AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED... I HATE HOW IT MADE YOU ANXIOUS WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN AND IT NEVER DOES, BUT I LIKE HOW IT WAS ABLE TO DRAW EVERYONE IN AND MAKING THEM WAIT. NOTHING CRAZY HAPPENS AND ITS JUST ABOUT HOW AND WHAT PEOPLE WILL DO TO PROTECT THEMSELVES AND SURVIVE. I LIKED THE MOVIE BUT HATED IT TO A POINT AS WELL. THIS MOVIE GETS A 6.5-7.2/10.


PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES

WELL ITS ANOTHER ONE!!! JOHNNY DEPP, JAVIER BARDEM, GEOFFREY RUSH AND A WHOLE CREW OF THEM BACK FOR ANOTHER ADVENTURE. ORLANDO BLOOM AND KEIRA KNIGHTLY HAVE A SMALL ROLE IN THIS AND IT WAS NICE SEEING THEM AGAIN. BASICALLY WILL TURNERS KID HENRY SEARCHES FOR A WAY TO SAVE HIS DAD, BY FINDING POSEIDONS TRIDENT. HENRY THEN WORKS WITH JACK TO GET IT WHILE SALAZAR IS TRYING TO KILL JACK. I DIDNT REALLY LIKE THE LAST FEW PIRATES AND THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ONE WHERE THEY PUSHING THESE OUT LIKE NOTHING. THEY JUST MILKING IT AT THIS POINT... THE STORY IS ALRIGHT BUT WEAK. ONE THING I LIKED WAS THERE WAS SOME HISTORY ON JACK THIS TIME AND HOW HE BECAME THE CAPTAIN OF THE PEARL AND HOW HE GOT THE COMPASS. THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT DIDNT MAKE SENSE LIKE HOW WAS IT EVEN LINKED TO SALAZAR AND THE WHOLE BANK ROBBERY THING AND THE BLACK PEARL. I REALLY DONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED NOW WITH THAT... LOL. ANYWAYS EVERYTHING WORKED OUT AND ALL THE CURSES ARE LIFTED... SO THAT WOULD MEAN THAT THERES NOTHING CRAZY LEFT. THE ONLY THING WOULD BE NORMAL PEOPLE PIRATING, THERES NO MORE ADVENTURE. THEN IN THE AFTER CREDIT SCENE WE SEE A FAMILIAR FACE... HMMMM LOL. I GIVE THIS MOVIE 6.2/10.

ALRIGHT I MADE IT... DIDNT THINK I COULD DO IT... I DID PASS OUT MULTIPLE TIMES AND STRUGGLED PRETTY HARD TO GET THIS OUT. NOW BACK TO SLEEP LOL

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MORE MOVIE REVIEWS

OK SO LETS GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY... TRUMP WON... WOW... JUST WOW... AMERICA... YOU ARE TOTALLY SCREWED. HAVE FUN. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IM A CANADIAN SO IM GOOD HAHA. I REALLY WANT TO SEE THAT WALL THOUGH. IF YOU WATCHED HIS SPEECH, HE WAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT GUY, HE WASNT THE DOUCHE THAT HE REGULARLY WAS. ONCE AGAIN IT PROVES THAT ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT. OR AT LEAST LIE UNTIL YOU GET TO THE WHITE HOUSE LOL. AFTER SAYING ALL THAT, WHEN HE FINALLY GETS INTO THE WHITE HOUSE, THERES NO WAY THAT HES GOING TO FOLLOW WHAT HE SAID IN THE PAST... IT JUST WOULDNT FLY. I STILL CANT BELIEVE TRUMP WON... JUST WOW... HOW COULD YOU AMERICANS DO THAT... THEN AGAIN THERE ARE LOTS OF IDIOTS OUT THERE AND I GUESS IT MAKES SENSE THAT YOU VOTED ONE OF YOUR OWN IN LOL. ANYWAYS NOT MUCH TO SAY ON THAT NOW... SOOOOO ENJOY YOUR NEW PREZ MURICA LOL.

NOW ON TO THE REVIEWS. I GUESS IL START FROM THE NEWEST. THERES 3 THIS WEEK... OH CRAP I FORGOT HAHA OH AND SPOILERS AHEAD LOL


THE ACCOUNTANT

BASICALLY BEN AFFLECK IS AN AUTISTIC GUY WITH A CRAZY ABILITY TO SEE INTO THE NUMBERS, HENCE HIM BEING AN ACCOUNTANT. HE ALSO COOKS THE BOOKS FOR CRIMINALS AROUND THE WORLD AND SOLVES ISSUES FROM THEM. ANNA KENDRICK PLAYS AND ACCOUNTANT TOO. JK SIMMONS, JON BERNTHAL, JOHN LITHGOW, AND JEFFERY TAMBOR IS ALSO IN IT. BEN FINDS OUT WHO STOLE THE MONEY IN A COMPANY AND THEN THE COMPANY IS TRYING TO KILL HIM AND ANNA. ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF SPEED. ITS SLOWER BUT STILL TELLS THE STORY FINE. BEN DOESNT TALK A LOT IN THE MOVIE AND THE ACTION IS GOOD IN IT AS WELL. ITS MORE OF MYSTERY MOVIE WHILE THE U.S. TREASURY TRIES TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE ACCOUNTANT IS. I LIKE THE MOVIE. IT WAS DIFFERENT AND IT WORKED. THERES A FEW SURPRISES IN THERE BUT YOU CAN TELL WHAT IT WAS AND HOW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. I GIVE THIS A SOLID 8.8-9.3/10.


SAUSAGE PARTY

THIS MOVIE WAS JUST DIRTY AND FUNNY LOL. LOVE IT. THEY SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERES NO HUMANS AROUND, WHICH IS REALLY NOTHING BECAUSE THEY AINT  MESSING AROUND OR WE ARENT HIGH ENOUGH TO COMMUNICATE WITH THEM. THE ONLY THING I WISHED WAS TO HAVE MORE OF THE KITCHEN AND KILLING SCENE. SO THAT BEING FUNNY AND ALL. I GIVE THIS MOVIE A 9/10. ITS FUNNY, ITS CUDE, ITS DIRTY. WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED? LOL


MIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES

THIS WAS FUNNY AS WELL. ZAC EFRON, ANNA KENDRICKS, ADAM DEVINE, AUBREY PLAZA, AND SUGAR LYN BEARD. EVERYONE WAS JUST PUSHING EACH OTHER AND EVERYTHING WAS RANDOM. PLUS MY FRIEND AND I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO SUGAR WAS AND WHY DID SHE LOOK AND SOUND FAMILIAR. TURNS OUT SHE WAS THE GIRL FROM YTV THE ZONE LOL. MAN THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO... ANYWAYS THE MOVIE IS ABOUT THE GUYS TRYING TO FIND A NICE GIRL TO BRING TO THEIR SISTERS WEDDING. LETS JUST SAY THE WEDDING GETS RUINED LOL. SO THIS MOVIE DESERVES A... 9/10 AS WELL.


OMG... SO TIRED!!! ITS A LONG WEEKEND SO IT WAS A SHORT WORK WEEK. GOT MY FRIENDS KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTY TO GO TO, FAN EXPO, AND PROB JUST CHILL OUT. FAN EXPO WOOOO TIME TO GET MY GEEK ON :) THEN AGAIN THE LINE UP IS SORTA MEH AND THERES ONLY REALLY 3 PANELS I WANT TO CHECK OUT... BUT 2 OF THEM ARE AT THE SAME TIME SO IM NOT SURE WHICH ONE IM GOING TO GO TO... OK THATS IT FOR THE NIGHT. SEE YA LATER.

RT