READY PLAYER ONE

TALK ABOUT ALL YOUR NERD, POP CULTURE, AND CULT FAVOURITES!!! EVERYTHING THAT YOU EVER LIKED GROWING UP WAS IN READY PLAYER ONE.THE GF AND I BOTH LIKED THE MOVIE AND SHE LIKED IT MORE THAN SHE THOUGHT SHE WOULD. BASICALLY ITS A TREASURE HUNT AND THE TRAILERS DID NOT GIVE MUCH OF THE MOVIE AWAY. THERES A KID WHO TRIES TO SAVE THE VIRTUAL REALITY AND THERES PEOPLE WHO WANT TO CONTROL IT. THERES THESE QUESTS BUT THEYRE MORE LIKE TASKS THAT MUST BE COMPLETE, AND YOU NEED TO COMPLETE ALL 3 TO GAIN CONTROL OF THE ENTIRE SYSTEM... AND HALF A TRILLION DOLLARS. IN IT THERES A LOVE STORY TOO. THE MOVIE STARS TYE SHERIDAN, OLIVIA COOKE, SIMON PEGG, BEN MENDELSOHN, MARK RYLANCE, WIN MORISAKI, LENA WAITHE, TJ MILLER, AND HANNAH KAMEN WHO YOU WILL RECOGNIZE IS FROM KILLJOYS, IF YOU WATCH IT, WHICH I DO LOL. I THINK MORE THAN HALF THE MOVIE IS IN THE VIRTUAL REALITY CALLED THE OASIS. YOU CAN BASICALLY GO ANYWHERE, DO ANYTHING, AND BE ANYONE YOU WANT IN IT. THIS MOVIE WAS CG HEAVY BUT THE ANIMATION FOR IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. THE MOVIE REALLY MAKES YOU CHEER ON THE LITTLE GUY AND HOPE THEY WIN... WHICHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHO WINS, BUT YOU CAN GUESS WHO LOL. ANYWAYS, JUST A FEW CONCERNS... SPOILERS ON ITS WAY... BE WARNED... HALLIDAYS HOLOGRAM WAS REALLY SMART AND REACTED IN A WAY THATS NOT TYPICAL OF A BOT... AND ITS NOT THE REAL HALLIDAY... SOOOO WAS THAT AN AI, SOMEONE HALLIDAY TRUSTED (BUT HE DIDNT REALLY HAVE FRIENDS...), OR WHAT I THINK IS THAT HE IS A BRAIN SCAN AND BASICALLY HIM DIGITIZED. EVERYONE STANDING ON THE SIDES OF THE STREETS WITH THEIR SYSTEMS ON, HOW DO THEY AVOID WALKING ON TO THE ROAD AND GETTING HIT BY A CAR OR SOMETHING? THERE WERE A FEW MORE QUESTIONS OR POINTS I WANTED TO MAKE BUT FORGOT THEM NOW AND TOO TIRED. OH OH OH AND YA THERES SO MUCH POP CULTURE IN IT THAT I CANT EVEN NAME THEM ALL, AND I READ THAT THERE IS OVER 100 REFERENCES IN THE MOVIE. TOP OF MY LIST WAS GUNDAM, NINJA TURTLES, AND HALO, EVEN THOUGHT THERES A TON OF OTHERS THAT I SAW AND KNOW. ANYWAYS MOVIE WAS GOOD, LIKED IT, HALLIDAY WAS REALLY WEIRD, FUNNY PARTS, SO I GIVE IT A 7.8/10.

WORK WORK WORK. THIS WEEK IS GOING BY QUITE QUICKLY LOL. YES YES YES... I REALIZE THAT AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR HAS NOT BEEN REVIEWED YET. THAT IS BECAUSE IM WATCHING IT SATURDAY NIGHT IN VIP WITH THE GF :) WOOOO CANT WAIT. IVE ONLY WATCHED THE TRAILER BECAUSE YOU CANT HELP IT WHEN ITS EVERYWHERE AND IN THE PREVIEWS OF THE MOVIES I WATCH EVERY WEEK... BUT I HAVENT SEEN ANY SPOILERS FOR IT, REVIEW, OR ANYTHING. IVE SCROLLED PAST EVERYTHING THAT COMES CLOSE TO RUINING IT, ALTHOUGH THERE IS ONE THING I SAW BUT ITS NOT A SPOILER SINCE I KNOW AND FIGURED IT WOULD BE LIKE THAT, BUT I WONT SAY ANYTHING TIL I WATCH IT AND REVIEW IT NEXT WEEK I GUESS LOL.

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MOVIE REVIEW - GEOSTORM

LOL SO I WANTED TO WATCH GEOSTORM BUT THE GF WANTED TO WATCH SUBURBICON. SO WE ROCK PAPER SCISSORED FOR IT AND I LOST... BUT SHE WAS SNEAKY AND BOUGHT GEOSTORM TICKETS... GRRR BUT TOTALLY AWESOME HAHA. ANYWAYS NOW ON TO THE MOVIE. IT STARS GERARD BUTLER, ABBIE CORNISH, ED HARRIS, ANDY GARCIA, AND DANIEL WU!!! I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS IN IT ACTUALLY LOL. OH AND OF COURSE HE WAS IN HONG KONG... AND THEY MADE HIM LOOK SUPER NERDY... HAHA OH AND THEY DESTROYED PART OF HK TOO... SO THE MOVIES ABOUT THE EARTH AND HOW NATURAL DISASTERS ARE GETTING WORSE AND WORSE SO THEY CREATED A SHIELD AROUND THE PLANET AND CAN MANIPULATE THE WEATHER... ANDDDDDDDDDD OF COURSE IT GETS TURNED INTO A WEAPON AND PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP IT. GERARD PLAYS THE GUY THAT BUILT THE THING AND ACTS ALL BIG SHOT LOOK AT ME CHARACTER. ED HARRIS PLAYS THE SAME CHARACTER IN EVERY SINGLE MOVIE... THE BADASS BAD GUY. I LIKE HIM IN ALL MOVIES BUT ONE OF THE BEST IS STILL THE ROCK, WHICH IS 1 OF MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE MOVIES HAHA. ANDY GARCIA... I DONT KNOW ABOUT... HE DIDNT HAVE MUCH TO DO BUT PLAYED THE PRESIDENT SO MEH WHATEVER. SO THEY TRY TO FIND OUT WHO IS USING THE DUTCHBOY, WHICH IS WHAT THEY CALLED THE SHIELD SYSTEM TO STOP THEM AND FIX THE WORLD. LONG STORY SHORT, THEY FIND OUT WHO DID IT, STOPPED IT, AND REBUILT. IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE AND THE THEATRE WAS PACKED... I ENJOYED IT AND THE GF ENJOYED IT MORE THAN SHE THOUGHT SHE WOULD. JUST A COUPLE OF PROBLEMS IN THE MOVIE... HOW ARE THEY ABLE TO TRAVEL ON EARTH SO FAST FROM THE WHITE HOUSE TO WHEREVER GERARD WAS AND TO KENNDY SPACE CENTER AND ALL? HOW DID THEY BUILD ALL THOSE SHUTTLES SO FAST? IS IT REALLY COST EFFECTIVE TO SEND JUST 1 PERSON UP... HOW DID THEY BUILD THE SPACE STATION UP SO FAST... IT IS BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD 600 PEOPLE... AND HAVE HOT SHOWERS AND BRING TONS OF STUFF UP. THEY HAD A ROBOTIC SATELLITE SHOP THAT BUILT TONS OF THE MODULES AT THE SAME TIME... THEY HAD THE WHOLE SHIELD SYSTEM UP, ALL THE SATELLITES, ALL THE WEAPON STUFF, ALL AROUND THE PLANET... HOWWWWW... AND LASTLY... HOW MUCH DID IT ALL COST...!?!?!?! AINT ENOUGH MONEY ON THE PLANET TO PAY FOR WHAT WAS IN THERE. IF THEY COULD BUILD ALL THAT STUFF LIKE THAT THEN WE SHOULD HAVE CRAZY TECH. WELL... SORTA I GUESS. I MEAN THE HOLOGRAPHIC PALM PHONE THING WAS COOL. THATS SORT OF ON THE WAY I SUPPOSE... THEN A TON OF STUFF IS DESTROYED... HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO REPAIR... OR REBUILD... BESIDES A TON OF RANDOM QUESTIONS AND THINKING INTO THE MOVIE TOO MUCH... LETS LEAVE IT THERE. I ALSO DIDNT EVEN BOTHER ABOUT THE WHOLE WEATHER AND GEO STORM THING... TECHNICALLY THAT DESTROYED A TON OF PEOPLE AND BUILDINGS... LETS SEE HOW YOU REBUILD ALL THAT STUFF... GONNA BE IMPOSSIBLE LOL. ALRIGHT!!! WELL I GIVE THIS A 7.78/10. PART OF THE REASON IT WASNT HIGHER WAS BECAUSE IT WAS PREDICTABLE. OF COURSE THE GOOD GUYS WIN... IN THE NICK OF TIME OF COURSE, THE BAD GUYS LOSE, AND A TON OF STUFF IS DESTROYED. HOW WILL THEY EVEN REBUILD IT. LASTLY... WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT DEBRIS FROM THE EXPLOSION??? OK... ENOUGH OF THIS... JUST ENJOY IT AND STOP THINKING SO DEEPLY INTO THE MOVIE...

ALRIGHT NOW BACK TO SLEEP... LOL

RT

MORE MOVIE REVIEWS

OK SO LETS GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY... TRUMP WON... WOW... JUST WOW... AMERICA... YOU ARE TOTALLY SCREWED. HAVE FUN. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IM A CANADIAN SO IM GOOD HAHA. I REALLY WANT TO SEE THAT WALL THOUGH. IF YOU WATCHED HIS SPEECH, HE WAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT GUY, HE WASNT THE DOUCHE THAT HE REGULARLY WAS. ONCE AGAIN IT PROVES THAT ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT. OR AT LEAST LIE UNTIL YOU GET TO THE WHITE HOUSE LOL. AFTER SAYING ALL THAT, WHEN HE FINALLY GETS INTO THE WHITE HOUSE, THERES NO WAY THAT HES GOING TO FOLLOW WHAT HE SAID IN THE PAST... IT JUST WOULDNT FLY. I STILL CANT BELIEVE TRUMP WON... JUST WOW... HOW COULD YOU AMERICANS DO THAT... THEN AGAIN THERE ARE LOTS OF IDIOTS OUT THERE AND I GUESS IT MAKES SENSE THAT YOU VOTED ONE OF YOUR OWN IN LOL. ANYWAYS NOT MUCH TO SAY ON THAT NOW... SOOOOO ENJOY YOUR NEW PREZ MURICA LOL.

NOW ON TO THE REVIEWS. I GUESS IL START FROM THE NEWEST. THERES 3 THIS WEEK... OH CRAP I FORGOT HAHA OH AND SPOILERS AHEAD LOL


THE ACCOUNTANT

BASICALLY BEN AFFLECK IS AN AUTISTIC GUY WITH A CRAZY ABILITY TO SEE INTO THE NUMBERS, HENCE HIM BEING AN ACCOUNTANT. HE ALSO COOKS THE BOOKS FOR CRIMINALS AROUND THE WORLD AND SOLVES ISSUES FROM THEM. ANNA KENDRICK PLAYS AND ACCOUNTANT TOO. JK SIMMONS, JON BERNTHAL, JOHN LITHGOW, AND JEFFERY TAMBOR IS ALSO IN IT. BEN FINDS OUT WHO STOLE THE MONEY IN A COMPANY AND THEN THE COMPANY IS TRYING TO KILL HIM AND ANNA. ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF SPEED. ITS SLOWER BUT STILL TELLS THE STORY FINE. BEN DOESNT TALK A LOT IN THE MOVIE AND THE ACTION IS GOOD IN IT AS WELL. ITS MORE OF MYSTERY MOVIE WHILE THE U.S. TREASURY TRIES TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE ACCOUNTANT IS. I LIKE THE MOVIE. IT WAS DIFFERENT AND IT WORKED. THERES A FEW SURPRISES IN THERE BUT YOU CAN TELL WHAT IT WAS AND HOW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. I GIVE THIS A SOLID 8.8-9.3/10.


SAUSAGE PARTY

THIS MOVIE WAS JUST DIRTY AND FUNNY LOL. LOVE IT. THEY SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERES NO HUMANS AROUND, WHICH IS REALLY NOTHING BECAUSE THEY AINT  MESSING AROUND OR WE ARENT HIGH ENOUGH TO COMMUNICATE WITH THEM. THE ONLY THING I WISHED WAS TO HAVE MORE OF THE KITCHEN AND KILLING SCENE. SO THAT BEING FUNNY AND ALL. I GIVE THIS MOVIE A 9/10. ITS FUNNY, ITS CUDE, ITS DIRTY. WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED? LOL


MIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES

THIS WAS FUNNY AS WELL. ZAC EFRON, ANNA KENDRICKS, ADAM DEVINE, AUBREY PLAZA, AND SUGAR LYN BEARD. EVERYONE WAS JUST PUSHING EACH OTHER AND EVERYTHING WAS RANDOM. PLUS MY FRIEND AND I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO SUGAR WAS AND WHY DID SHE LOOK AND SOUND FAMILIAR. TURNS OUT SHE WAS THE GIRL FROM YTV THE ZONE LOL. MAN THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO... ANYWAYS THE MOVIE IS ABOUT THE GUYS TRYING TO FIND A NICE GIRL TO BRING TO THEIR SISTERS WEDDING. LETS JUST SAY THE WEDDING GETS RUINED LOL. SO THIS MOVIE DESERVES A... 9/10 AS WELL.


OMG... SO TIRED!!! ITS A LONG WEEKEND SO IT WAS A SHORT WORK WEEK. GOT MY FRIENDS KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTY TO GO TO, FAN EXPO, AND PROB JUST CHILL OUT. FAN EXPO WOOOO TIME TO GET MY GEEK ON :) THEN AGAIN THE LINE UP IS SORTA MEH AND THERES ONLY REALLY 3 PANELS I WANT TO CHECK OUT... BUT 2 OF THEM ARE AT THE SAME TIME SO IM NOT SURE WHICH ONE IM GOING TO GO TO... OK THATS IT FOR THE NIGHT. SEE YA LATER.

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