BACK TO REVIEWS

SO IM JUST GOING TO DO TWO QUICK MOVIE REVIEWS AND THEN GO TO SLEEP.

FIRST ONE IS SLENDER MAN... YES... I WATCHED IT WITH THE GF. IT WAS MORE OF A LETS SEE HOW THEY COULD MAKE THIS INTO A MOVIE AND IT WILL MOST LIKELY SUCK AND I DONT WANT TO PAY SO IM GONNA USE MY POINTS TO WATCH TYPE OF MOVIE. THE MOVIE STARS JOEY KING, ANNALISE BASSO, BUNCH OF KIDS AND PEOPLE I DONT KNOW AND KEVIN CHAPMAN FROM ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SHOWS OF ALL TIME, PERSON OF INTEREST. ANYWAYS THE MOVIE IS BASICALLY LIKE EVERY TYPE OF SCARY MOVIE EXCEPT THIS IS BASED ON THE ONLINE STORY OF SLENDER MAN. THE MOVIE ITSELF WASNT SCARY, IT WAS SORT OF BORING, THE WAY THEY MADE PEOPLE DISAPPEAR LOOKED LIKE THEY JUST LEFT THE SET AND DIDNT WANT TO COME BACK. SLENDER MAN HIMSELF DIDNT DO MUCH EITHER, JUST A DUDE STANDING THERE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK. THE VISUALS WERE BLAND AND DIDNT REALLY TIE INTO THE WHOLE THING. YA... HONESTLY I DONT REMEMBER PARTS OF IT ALREADY... THATS HOW MEMORABLE IT WAS LOL. I THINK THE MOVIE STARTED OFF BEING A 6.5/10 TO ME AND THEN IT JUST KEPT GOING DOWN HILL TO 6/10 TO 5.5/10 TO 5.2/10 AND NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT I THINK A 4.5/10 IS STILL BEING GENEROUS. THE MOVIE TRIED TOO HARD TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT AND FAILED.

SECOND MOVIE IS MILE 22. SO THIS MOVIE ALSO FLOPPED AT THE BOX OFFICE, BUT THE GF AND I STILL WATCHED IT. I MEAN IT STARS MARK WAHLBERG, LAURA COHAN, RONDA ROUSEY, JOHN MALKOVICH, IKO UWAIS, ONE OF THE GIRLS FROM 2NE1, AND TERRY KINNEY FROM BILLIONS. HONESTLY I LIKED THIS MOVIE... IT HAD SHOOTING AND KILLING AND EXPLOSIONS AND SWEARING AND HIGH SPEED CHASES. WHAT ELSE DO I NEED RIGHT?! BASICALLY IKO KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT MISSING CHEMICALS THAT CAN KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE AND MARK AND THEM HAVE TO GET HIM FROM THE AMERICAN EMBASSY TO AN AIRFIELD 22 MILES AWAY. ONCE HE IS SAFE HE WILL TELL THEM THE INFORMATION. HENCE THE NAME OF THE MOVIE BEING MILE 22 LOL. THE MOVIE FELT LONG... IT FOCUSED ON MARK A LOT, BUT IKO DID HAVE SOME GOOD FACE TIME TOO. TONS OF KILLING AND IT SEEMED LIKE NO ONE IN THE COUNTRY CARED THAT EVERYONE WAS BEING KILLED AROUND THEM. THERE WAS ALSO NO LOCAL POLICE ANYWHERE, BUT ALL THESE KILLERS INSTEAD. THEY WERE ALL PART OF THE STATE POLICE SO THEY SHUT THE REST OF THEM DOWN I GUESS. ALMOST EVERYONE GETS KILLED OFF IN THIS MOVIE LOL. ABOUT HALF WAY THOUGH THE MOVIE I ALREADY FIGURED OUT WHY THIS WAS HAPPENING AND WHO WAS DOING IT. I DIDNT LIKE THE ENDING THOUGH... WE CANT CONFIRM IF SOMEONE DIES BUT WE KNOW THAT SOMEONE SURVIVES. HOWEVER IF THAT PERSON NEVER GOT ON THE PLANE THEY WOULDNT BE IN THAT SITUATION AND THEN WOULDNT THE PLAN HAVE BEEN SHORT A FEW PEOPLE? ANYWAYS THE WAY THEY MADE THE ENDING SETS THIS UP SO IT CAN HAVE A SEQUEL. IF THEY DO A SEQUEL, THEY GOING TO NEED MARKY MARK AND THATS WHY HE SURVIVED, BECAUSE IF NOT THEN HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE MAIN TARGET THROUGH THE WHOLE MOVIE. ANYWAYS IF I WAS TRAPPED AND THE GUY I WAS PROTECTING COULD FIGHT AND SHOOT I WOULD HAVE JUST RELEASED HIS CUFFS AND GAVE HIM A GUN. TOOK THEM FOREVER TO DO THAT. ALSO HOW DID LAURA GET THAT PIECE OF GLASS... SHE BROKE THE WINDOW BUT THERES NO WAY YOU COULD HAVE GRABBED IT LIKE THAT... LOTS OF DEATHS IN THE MOVIE THOUGH SO THAT WAS NICE, EVEN HAD A FEW THAT WAS FUNNY. ANYWAYS LIKE I SAID I DIDNT LIKE THE ENDING, BUT IL STILL GIVE THIS A 6.8-7.1/10. OH YA THERE WAS A LOT OF TALKING THAT WASNT CLEAR  EITHER. THEY TRIED TO MAKE IT MORE SUSPENSEFUL AND DEEP, I DONT THINK IT WORKED. SO NEVERMIND... IMA DROP THIS TO A 6.56/10 LOL.

RT