Wednesday 27 December 2017

JUMANJI!!!

WELL I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY. ALL I DID WAS SLEEP, WATCHED TV, HUNG OUT WITH GF AND FAMILY AND FRIENDS, RELAX, AND EAT, AND IT WAS GREAT!!! MUCH NEEDED LITTLE VACATION. LUCKILY IT DIDNT SNOW OR SNOW MUCH SO WE WERE ABLE TO GET AROUND. ON CHRISTMAS I WAS WITH FAMILY AND THEN WENT TO GO EAT CHINESE FOOD WITH FRIENDS FOR DINNER AND THEN HUNG OUT. THATS THE THING... ALL CHINESE RESTAURANTS ARE BUSY AS HELL ON CHRISTMAS. NO ONE COOKS AT HOME AND EVERYONE JUST GOES OUT, GOOD FOR BUSINESS I GUESS HAHA. MY FAMILY HAVE NEVER REALLY BEEN BIG INTO CHRISTMAS. SO REALLY IT JUST FEELS LIKE ANOTHER DAY TO US... MEH LOL. OH OH OH AND THE GF GOT ME WORK STUFF, GOT ME BOSS POLO, PANTS, AND SOCKS. THEY LOOK SO NICE AND FEEL NICE TOO. AWESOME!!! THANKS BABE :)

MAYBE BECAUSE IT WAS BOXING DAY... OR MABYE IT WAS BECAUSE IT WAS A TUESDAY... OR MAYBE IT WAS ALSO BECAUSE EVERYONE IS ON VACATION... BUT HOLY CRAP WAS THE THEATRE BUSY!!! IT WAS PACKED!!! ANYWAYS WENT TO WATCH JUMANJI, YES THEY MADE A SECOND ONE AFTER ROBIN WILLIAMS VERSION BACK IN 1995 WITH KRISTEN DUNST. THAT MOVIE WAS GREAT AND THEY BETTER HAVE DONE IT JUSTICE, AND THEY DID!!! THE MOVIE WAS GREAT!!! IT WAS FUNNY. HAD INTERESTING CHARACTERS, AND OVERALL IT WAS ENJOYABLE. THE MOVIE STARS DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON, JACK BLACK, KEVIN HART, NICK JONAS, AND KAREN GILLAN. THERE WERE A FEW KIDS BUT THEY DIDNT HAVE THAT MUCH SCREEN TIME IN THE MOVIE SO WHO CARES LOL. SO EVERYONE REMEMBERS THE FIRST ONE, THIS ONE HAD A NEW TWIST IN THAT THE GAME WAS TURNED INTO A VIDEO GAME. THE KIDS GET TRANSPORTED INTO THE GAME AND HAVE TO WIN TO GET OUT. OF COURSE THE KIDS WIN AND THEY GET OUT IN THE END AND EVEN FREED THE OTHER TRAPPED KID. IT WAS FUNNY HOW THEY SWITCHED THE KIDS CHARACTERS WITH THE CHARACTERS IN THE MOVIE AND JACK BLACK HAD TO PLAY A TEENAGE GIRL LOL. JACK PLAYED THAT UP AND IT WAS HILARIOUS. THE SHY KIDS WERE STRONG AND POWERFUL, WHILE THE POWERFUL TEEN WAS KEVIN HART. IT WAS FUNNY SEEING HOW ALL THE ADULT ACTORS HAVE TO ACT LIKE TEENAGERS. SO BASICALLY ACCORDING TO THE MOVIE... THE FIRST KID WAS TRAPPED SINCE 1996, WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN A YEAR AFTER THE FIRST MOVIE SET. WHY WASNT THE GAME DESTROYED BY THE OTHER KIDS? THE KID WAS FREED AND THEN HE WAS ABLE TO LIVE THE OTHER 20 YEARS BUT THOSE YEARS ALREADY HAPPENED SO HOW DID TIME WRITE THEM BACK IN IT? THE GAME CONSOLE WAS DESTROYED IN THE END BUT THE CARTRIDGE WASNT. IF I WAS THE FIRST KID AND I SAW THE GAME TURN INTO A CARTRIDGE I WOULD BE LIKE HELLLLLLLLLLLL NO!!! AND DESTROY IT. OH OH OH AND THE OLD KID NOW WOULD HAVE TOTALLY HIT THAT GIRL HAHA EVEN THE OTHER KID SAID SO LOL. IT WAS GOOD TO SEE THAT ALL THE KIDS LEARNED SOMETHING IN THE END. BOTH THE GF AND MYSELF LIKED THE MOVIE. IT WAS A GOOD CAST WAS PEOPLE WE LIKED AND THE CHEMISTRY WORKED AS WELL. I GIVE THIS MOVIE A 8.3/10. THERE WAS ACTION BUT NOT ENOUGH AND THEY PLAYED UP THE COMEDY MOMENTS. THE FIRST ONE HAD MORE SERIOUS DARKER MOMENTS. THIS IS MORE FOR THE NEW KIDS AND NEW GENERATION.

WELL CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THIS WILL BE THE LAST POST OF 2017!!! ANOTHER YEAR HAS PAST BY JUST LIKE THAT. ITS BEEN AN INTERESTING YEAR, MAYBE IL REVIEW IT NEXT YEAR, MAYBE I WONT. THATS ALL THERE IS FOR THIS YEAR, SO I WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY NEW YEAR AND SEE YOU NEXT YEAR :)

RT

Wednesday 20 December 2017

A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS

SO I HAD TO WATCH BAD MOMS ON MONDAY BECAUSE I FELL ASLEEP AT MY BUDDIES PLACE WHILE WATCHING IT THE FIRST TIME LOL. COME TO THINK OF IT, DID I EVEN ACTUALLY TRY TO WATCH IT THE FIRST TIME AROUND? THE GF ALSO DIDNT SEE IT SO SHE HAD TO WATCH IT, BUT THAT BRINGS ME TO THE QUESTION OF WHY DID SHE NOT WATCH IT IF WE WATCHED IT AT MY FRIENDS PLACE? NOW IM ACTUALLY CONFUSED AS TO WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED... EITHER WAY THE FIRST ONE WAS FUNNY AS WELL, SO SEQUAL IT IS. THE MOVIE STARS MILA KUNIS, KRISTIN BELL, KATHRYN HAHN, SUSAN SARANDON, CHRISTINE BARANSKI, CHERYL HINES, PETER GALLAGER, JUSTIN HARTLEY, JAY HERNANDEZ, CHRISTINA APPLEGATE, AND WANDA SYKES. WHAT A LONG LIST LOL. BASICALLY ITS THE FIRST 3, THEN THE NEXT THREE ARE THE MOMS MOM, AND THE REST JUST HAD SMALL PARTS. PETER DIDNT SAY THAT MUCH, I MEAN COME ON SANDY COHEN THE OC LOL. JUSTIN WAS FROM SMALLVILLE, WHERE HE WAS GREEN ARROW AND NOW HES ON THIS IS US. CHRISTINA HAD A TINY CAMEO. I DONT REALLY CARE FOR WANDA SO THATS FINE. OH YA AND CHRISTINE PLAYS THE SAME TYPE OF CHARACTER IN ALL HER ROLES... MAN DID THE GIRLS GET OLD OR WHAT... MILA WAS ALREADY LOOKING OLDER IN THE FIRST ONE, AND THE REST IS OLD TOO. THE MOVIE WAS FINE, IT WAS FUNNY, AND HAD ITS SERIOUS HEARTFELT MOMENTS. HOWEVER IN THE FIRST 10TH OF THE MOVIE IT FELT LIKE THE JOKES WERE ALL FORCED. IT JUST LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE DOING IT FOR THE MONEY AND DIDNT REALLY CARE. THEN LATER ON THE MOVIE GETS MORE RELAXED AND THE JOKES WERE FUNNY AND MORE NATURAL. THIS TIME THE BACKSTORY OF THE ORIGINAL GIRLS ARE SET BUT THEN YOU HAD TO LEARN ABOUT THEIR MOM. IT WAS ALMOST LIKE STARTING ALL OVER AGAIN. THEY HAD THEIR OWN GROUPS... LUCKY THEY HAD THE SAME CHILDREN IN THE FIRST MOVIE IN THIS ONE AS WELL. HOWEVER AS USUAL, THE KIDS WERE JUST STUPID. THE DAUGHTER HAD THE SAME LINE AS LAST TIME WHERE THEY WERE BAD AND RUINED SOMETHING. THEN EVERYTHING WAS PREDICABLE AFTER IT ALL, AND OF COURSE THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE A HAPPY ENDING. THE GF AND I BOTH LIKED THE MOVIE. IT WAS FUNNY, FUN, BUT NOT AS GOOD AS THE FIRST ONE. THERE WERE TOO MANY PEOPLE AND NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE HAD SCREEN TIME. I GIVE THIS MOVIE A 7.6/10. THIS MOVIE IS BASICALLY DADDYS HOME BUT THE MOM VERSION OF IT LOL. IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IM RIGHT. THEY JUST SWITCH THE CHARACTERS AND PLAY IT UP.

SO TOOK THE GF TO FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS JUST EARLIER TONIGHT. PARKING WAS FULL EVERYWHERE BUT I GOT LUCKY AND GOT A SPOT RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET. ANYWAYS FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS IS BASICALLY THEY TURN THE ENTIRE BOTANICAL GARDEN INTO A CHRISTMAS LIGHTS PLACE. THERE WERE SO MANY LIGHTS!!! WE STARTED WALKING AND KEPT WALKING AND KEPT WALKING LOL. IVE NEVER GONE TO THIS THING BEFORE AND I THINK IVE ONLY GONE TO THAT GARDEN ONCE AND THAT WAS WHEN AN AUNT WAS VISITING MANY MANY MANY YEARS AGO. ANYWAYS WALKED AROUND IN THE COLD, LOOKED AT ALL THE LIGHTS, AND TOOK TONS OF PICTURES LOL. IT REALLY WAS QUITE COLD AFTER WALKING AROUND FOR A FEW HOURS HAHA. I WASNT COLD BUT THE SKIN WAS AND MAN WERE MY LEGS ITCHY HAHA. THEN WE WENT FOR PHO CAUSE WE DIDNT EAT BEFORE WE WENT AND THEN WE ATE TOO MUCH AND GOT REALLY FULL HAHA. STORY OF MY LIFE EH. IT WAS A FUN NIGHT.

WELL ITS THAT TIME AGAIN, AND SINCE NEXT WEEK IS GOING TO BE BEFORE THE NEW YEAR, I JUST WANTED TO WISH EVERYONE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME.

RT

Wednesday 13 December 2017

DADDYS HOME 2

SO I WATCHED THE FIRST DADDYS HOME AT FRIENDS HOUSE BUT I PASSED OUT SO I WATCHED IT AGAIN ON MONDAY BEFORE I WATCHED IT ON TUESDAY. TURNS OUT I WATCHED IT AND DIDNT PASS OUT AND REMEMBER THE WHOLE MOVIE LOL. ANYWAYS WATCHED IT WITH THE GF AND ITS FUNNY. THE MOVIE STARS WILL FERRELL, MARK WAHLBERG, MEL GIBSON, JOHN LITHGOW, JOHN CENA, LINDA CARDELLINI, SCARLETT ESTEVEZ, AND ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO. THERES THE 2 OTHER KIDS BUT DONT KNOW THEM LOL. SCARLETT IS FROM LUCIFER SO IL PUT HER HERE. ANYWAYS THE MOVIE BASICALLY CONTINUES ON FROM WHERE THE FIRST ONE LEFT OFF. EVERYTHING IS GOING GREAT AND THEN THE DADS COME TO VISIT AND THEY CLASH. TOTALLY DIFFERENT STYLES OF PARENTING AND HISTORY MAKES IT FUN. THEY ALL TRY TO ONE UP EACH OTHER THE WHOLE TIME. JOHN CENA MAKES AN APPEARANCE BUT DOESNT REALLY DO MUCH. ALESSANDRA DID EVEN LESS... SHE WAS JUST THERE TO LOOK PRETTY... THE WHOLE MOVIE WAS BASICALLY WILL, MARK, JOHN, AND MEL. LOTS OF THINGS WOULDNT HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE... THE WHOLE TREE THING AND BRING IT IN WOULD TAKE FOREVER... NOT TO MENTION THEY WERE ABLE TO GET THE TELEPHONE COMPANY OUT THAT QUICK??? THE SNOW CLEARER WOULD NOT HAVE ATE IT ALL AND RAN UP THE HOUSE... ALL THOSE KIDS KISSED THE OTHER KID??? PRETTY SURE THOSE WERE FAKE EXCEPT THE THAT FIRST ONE LOL. THERE WAS ALSO AN ADDITIONAL END CREDIT THAT ONLY WE SAW SINCE EVERYONE LEFT AS USUAL. THE MOVIES FUN, FUNNY, FAMILY, EVERYONE LEARNS SOMETHING, AND BEINGS TO SING AT A THEATRE ON CHRISTMAS DAY LOL. THEY ALSO RANDOMLY GOT SULLY INTO IT TOO... TOTALLY RANDOM WHICH SORT OF GOES WITH THE MOVIE. OH AND ALL THE GUY KISSING LOL THATS JUST FUNNY. AIGHT SO IL GIVE THIS A 7.82/10. YOU KNOW EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT AND EVERYONE IS GOING TO COME TOGETHER IN THE END ANYWAYS. SO NO BIG SURPRISE THERE.

LOTS TO DO, PLACES TO GO, PEOPLE TO SEE, AND IM OFF TO THE RACES.

RT

Wednesday 6 December 2017

JUSTICE LEAGUE

FINALLY SAW JUSTICE LEAGUE WITH THE GF IN IMAX!!! LETS JUST SAY THERE WAS A TOTAL OF MAYBE... 15 PEOPLE IN THE THEATRE... LOL. WHERE DO I EVEN START WITH THIS... IT HAS A LONG LIST OF STARS INCLUDING BEN AFFLECK, HENRY CAVILL, GAL GADOT, JASON MOMOA, EZRA MILLER, RAY FISHER, AMY ADAMS, JEREMY IRONS, DIANE LANE, J K SIMMONS, AMBER HEARD, JESSE EISENBERG, AND CIARAN HINDS. HONESTLY THERE IS SO MUCH ABOUT THIS MOVIE FOR THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY... I GUESS IL JUST LIST THEM ALL... IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER CAUSE IM JUST THROWING OUT WHAT I CAN REMEMBER WHEREVER.


  • THE BEGINNING 5 MINS WAS GREAT, THE MOOD, THE FEEL, THE SONG, IT ALL JUST WORKED
  • STILL CANT GET OVER DIANE LANE AS MARTHA... DOESNT WORK FOR ME
  • TOO MANY STORY LINES AND TOO LITTLE TIME, THEY TRIED TO DO TOO MUCH. I KNOW A LOT ABOUT THE INDIVIDUAL ORIGINS SO IM FINE, BUT OTHERS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW, GUESS THATS WHAT THEIR STAND ALONE MOVIE WILL BE FOR... AND TO MILK IT
  • BATMAN LOOKED SMALLER PHYSICALLY THAN IN BATMAN VS SUPERMAN
  • LOTS OF USELESS SCENES AND WASTED TIME
  • NOT ENOUGH SCREEN TIME FOR EVERYONE
  • THE FLASH WAS TURNED TO 11 ON THE LAME QUIRKY METRE... YES HES SUPPOSE TO BE LIKE THAT BUT THEY OVERPLAYED IT
  • CYBORG CG WAS TOO CG...
  • STEPPENWOLF CG WAS EVEN MORE CG THAN CYBORGS CG
  • DIDNT EXPLAIN ENOUGH ABOUT STEPPENWOLF AND HOW HE CAME BACK... JUST CAME BACK CAUSE SUPERMAN IS GONE? CAME BACK THROUGH THE CUBE? IN THE FLASHBACKS IT SHOWS THAT HE FOUGHT EVERYONE AND WAS TAKEN AWAY... SO DID HE JUST GO AWAY AND AMASS AN ARMY AND THEN COME BACK? HOW HE GET THAT TRANSPORTING ABILITY SINCE HE ORIGINALLY CAME ON SHIPS...
  • WHERE DID THE GODS GO THAT HELP PUSH STEPPENWOLF BACK?
  • TOO MANY CHEAP CHEESY ONE LINERS... SOME WERE FUNNY BUT THEY WERE JUST... SIGH...
  • TECHNICALLY THE CUBE TOUCHED THE WATER FIRST AND THEN THE FLASH ZAPPED IT... 
  • BATMAN DESTROYED A BUNCH OF STUFF, GOT A BUNCH OF HIS OWN STUFF DESTROYED, EVEN WITH BILLIONS THAT NEW PLANE IS PRETTY DOLLAR
  • DIRECTOR CHANGED AND THERE ARE PARTS THAT YOU CAN TELL THAT IT WAS LIGHTER OR DARKER COMPARED TO OTHER PARTS, AND DIRECTION WAS DIFFERENT
  • EWWW JESSE EISENBERG SHOWED UP... WORST LUTHOR EVER!!!
  • WELL WHAT A SET UP FOR LEGION OF DOOM... TOO OBVIOUS AND PREDICTABLE 
  • AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST... CALLED IT!!! SUPERMAN IS BACK LOL. FORGET THE FACT THAT ITS JUSTICE LEAGUE AND HES A FOUNDING MEMBER... FORGET THAT HES ONE OF THE BIGGEST SUPERHEROS IN THE DC UNIVERSE... FORGET THE MONEY THEY MAKE OFF HIM... FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW... DID YOU REALLY THINK HE WAS DEAD...??? LOL OF COURSE HES NOT AND I CALLED IT WHEN HE DIED IN BATMAN VS SUPERMAN. BUT THAT WAS PRETTY EASY FOR HIM TO COME BACK AS HIMSELF... DIDNT REALLY EXPLAIN WHAT HE SAW OR ANYTHING EITHER. AND REALLY... YOU CALL HIM CLARKE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE... NOT LIKE ANYONE IS GOING TO PUT 1 AND 1 TOGETHER... RIGHT...

2 HOURS FOR THIS WAS NOT ENOUGH, AND THEY JUST TRIED TO PACK EVERYTHING INTO ONE. THERE COULD HAVE BEEN STRONGER MOMENTS IN THE MOVIE AND MORE FIGHTING BETWEEN EVERYONE. BIGGER FIGHTS AND STRONGER HITS. LOTS OF GOOD POINTS, LOTS OF BAD, AND LOTS OF JUST I DONT KNOWS... THE GF LIKED IT, I FOR THE MOST PART LIKED IT TOO. SOOO THIS DESERVES... 6.2-6.8-7.3/10................. THIS IS THE MOST UNCLEAR SCORE I HAVE GIVEN... IT IS EITHER A 6.2-6.8/10 OR A 6.8-7.3/10... I THINK DEPENDS ON WHEN YOU TALK TO ME I MIGHT FEEL DIFFERENTLY ABOUT IT... ALSO ITS NOT A 6.2-7.3/10... ITS 2 SEPARATE SCORES SO IT MIGHT JUST END UP BEING A 6.8/10 HAHA. I WANT TO LIKE IT BUT THERES THINGS I DONT LIKE ABOUT IT... SO THERE YOU GO. GOODNIGHT ALL.