Wednesday, 3 January 2018

DOWNSIZING

FIRST MOVIE OF THE YEAR AND ITS DOWNSIZING!!! SO THIS MOVIE LOOKS LIKE ITS NOT WORTH IT TO WATCH IN THEATRE OR THAT IT WOULDNT BE THAT GOOD OR ITS JUST GOING TO BE A SMALL COMEDY OR WHATEVER. LET ME TELL YOU THAT IT WAS BETTER THAN THE GF AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. ITS NOT LIKE WE DIDNT HAVE OTHER CHOICES OF MOVIES TO WATCH EITHER. THERES A TON OF MOVIES OUT BUT WE WANTED TO WATCH THIS. THE MOVIE STARS MATT DAMON, CHRISTOPH WALTZ, HONG CHAU, KRISTEN WIIG, AND JASON SUDEIKIS, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, AND UDO KIER ALL HAD SMALL ROLES. I SWEAR I KNOW HONG FROM SOMEWHERE, I DONT REMEMBER WHAT SHOW OR WHERE BUT I JUST REMEMBER I RECOGNIZE HER. I THOUGHT IT WAS FROM DRAGON BOYS BUT THAT WAS STEPH SONG... SO THATS NOT IT. SAME WITH UDO KIER I THOUGHT HE WAS FROM LEXX OR SOMEWHERE BUT ITS NOT HIM. ANYWAYSSSSS BACK ON TOPIC. THE MOVIE WAS FUNNY, LIKE REALLY FUNNY. IT SHOWED THE UPS AND DOWNS OF MATT AND HOW BE ENDED UP MAKING THE DECISION TO BECOME SMALL. THINKING GETTING SMALL WILL SOLVE ALL HIS PROBLEMS, BUT IT ONLY CREATED MORE PROBLEMS, AND THEN HIS JOURNEY TO FIND HIMSELF IN ALL OF THIS. THERE WAS THE WORLD STORY ABOUT THIS, AND THEN THERE WAS HIS STORY ABOUT THIS AND IT WAS INTERESTING TO SEE HOW IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE ABOUT THE WORLD TURNED INTO IT BEING ABOUT HIM. OK THE LAST SENTENCE SORT OF DIDNT MAKE SENSE BUT I DIDNT WANT TO DELETE IT. HERE COMES THE QUESTIONS AND ISSUES I HAD WITH THIS MOVIE. OK SO SAY YOU DO GET SMALL, THEY COULD ONLY SHRINK ORGANIC MATERIAL SO THATS WHY THEY HAVE TO TAKE ALL THE METAL OUT OF YOU OR YOU WOULD BASICALLY EXPLODE. WHAT DID THEY HAVE TO SHAVE ALL THE HAIR... WOULD THE HAIR NOT SHRINK? I MEAN IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT THE POURS ARE STILL THERE... SO TECHNICALLY WOULDNT THAT BE HAIR, OR DOES THE HAIR NOT SHRINK AND YOU WOULD JUST GET STUCK IN HAIR AND WOULD BE A HAIRBALL OR LIKE THE HAIR WOULD MAKE YOU EXPLODE AS WELL. ALL THE ELECTRONICS... HOW DID THEY MAKE IT THAT SMALL... EVEN THE PHONES WERE SHRUNK BUT THEY LOOKED DIFFERENT SO THEY DID TRY TO CHANGE THAT. THE ISSUE IS EVERYTHING HAS TO BE MADE SMALL, SO HOW DOES A CAR WORK, OR A FRIDGE, OR TV... HOW WOULD IT WORK? YOU CANT SHRINK IT, YOU CANT BUILD HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS OF TINY ELECTRONICS... IT WOULD JUST COST TOO MUCH. THERES ALSO NO WAY YOU CAN MAKE RESISTERS THAT TINY. WHO WOULD EVEN MAKE IT? I MEAN THE TINY HOUSES AND CHAIRS AND STUFF SURE, BUT TINY WORKING SHOWERS? HOW DOES PLUMBING WORK!!! THE PIPES MUST BE TINY, AND WHO WOULD MAINTAIN IT? THERES PEOPLE WORKING CLEANING JOBS AND RESTAURANTS, AND SHOPS, BUT HOW MUCH WOULD THEY PAY... I MEAN HOW MUCH WOULD THEY PAY YOU TO GET SMALL. WHO WOULD WANT TO GET SMALL AND DO THE SAME JOB THEY DID WHEN THEY WERE BIG... AND OF COURSE THERE WAS A RUN DOWN BOONIES FOR THAT PLACE, EXCEPT IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS MORE OF A ILLEGAL PLACE. FUNNY HOW YOU GET SMALL AND THEY WOULD STILL EXIST. I UNDERSTAND ITS ALL IN A DOME BUT IMAGINE THE INSECTS AND BUGS!!! THEY WOULD BE MONSTERS!!! THEY WOULD JUST EAT EVERYONE UP. ALSO WHAT WOULD STOP ME FROM JUST WALKING THROUGH TOWN AND KILLING EVERY SMALL PERSON THERE? I WOULD BE A GOD THERE. OH CLOTHING TOO, IT ALL FIT THEM PERFECTLY, THEY REALLY SHOULD HAVE MADE TINY GENERIC CLOTHS, THAT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE. OH AND LASTLY HOW ABOUT THAT VAULT. I MEAN ITS IMPRESSIVE WHAT THEY BUILT, HOWEVER WHAT TOOK THEM FOREVER IT WOULD HAVE JUST TAKEN A REGULAR PERSON A FEW MINUTES. THEY WOULD BE DIGGING AND MOVING THE DIRT FOREVER JUST TO GET A SMALL AREA COMPLETE, BUT A REGULAR PERSON WITH A SHOVEL... WELL 1 SHOVEL ALONE WOULD BE MORE THAN WHAT THEY COULD DO IN A MONTH OR EVEN MORE. YES I HAVE STARTED TO JUST GO ALL OVER THE PLACE. THOSE ORIGINAL PEOPLE ARE A LITTLE CRAZY, BUT THEN FOR YOU TO ACTUALLY GET SMALL THATS CRAZY TOO. I WOULDNT DO IT AND I DONT THINK MY GF WOULD EITHER. OVERALL IF YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT ALL THE THINGS THAT DONT MAKE SENSE AND JUST TAKE IT FOR THE JOURNEY AND COMEDY THAT IT WAS THEN IT WAS A PRETTY FUNNY AND DEEP MOVIE. WE LIKED IT AND I WOULD GIVE IT A 8.2-8.6/10. YES THAT HIGH BUT THEN IT WENT DOWN BECAUSE OF THE THINGS THAT DONT MAKE SENSE LOL. THE MOVIE WAS MOST DEFINITELY ANOTHER MATT DAMON SPECIAL LOL.

FIRST POST OF THE NEW YEAR AND THE HOLIDAYS WAS SPENT WITH THE GF, FRIENDS, AND FAMILY. DIDNT REALLY DO MUCH, JUST HUNG OUT AND LOUNGED AROUND. GOT SOME REST AND SLEPT QUITE A BIT LOL. WELL USUALLY I WOULD SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE NEW YEAR BUT I... YOU KNOW WHAT... SCREW IT!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE AN AWESOME YEAR. ITS GOING TO BE A BIG YEAR, BRING IT ON!!! AND LASTLY I WISH YOU ALL A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR.

RT

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