Wednesday 8 November 2017

MOVIE REVIEW - GEOSTORM

LOL SO I WANTED TO WATCH GEOSTORM BUT THE GF WANTED TO WATCH SUBURBICON. SO WE ROCK PAPER SCISSORED FOR IT AND I LOST... BUT SHE WAS SNEAKY AND BOUGHT GEOSTORM TICKETS... GRRR BUT TOTALLY AWESOME HAHA. ANYWAYS NOW ON TO THE MOVIE. IT STARS GERARD BUTLER, ABBIE CORNISH, ED HARRIS, ANDY GARCIA, AND DANIEL WU!!! I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS IN IT ACTUALLY LOL. OH AND OF COURSE HE WAS IN HONG KONG... AND THEY MADE HIM LOOK SUPER NERDY... HAHA OH AND THEY DESTROYED PART OF HK TOO... SO THE MOVIES ABOUT THE EARTH AND HOW NATURAL DISASTERS ARE GETTING WORSE AND WORSE SO THEY CREATED A SHIELD AROUND THE PLANET AND CAN MANIPULATE THE WEATHER... ANDDDDDDDDDD OF COURSE IT GETS TURNED INTO A WEAPON AND PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP IT. GERARD PLAYS THE GUY THAT BUILT THE THING AND ACTS ALL BIG SHOT LOOK AT ME CHARACTER. ED HARRIS PLAYS THE SAME CHARACTER IN EVERY SINGLE MOVIE... THE BADASS BAD GUY. I LIKE HIM IN ALL MOVIES BUT ONE OF THE BEST IS STILL THE ROCK, WHICH IS 1 OF MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE MOVIES HAHA. ANDY GARCIA... I DONT KNOW ABOUT... HE DIDNT HAVE MUCH TO DO BUT PLAYED THE PRESIDENT SO MEH WHATEVER. SO THEY TRY TO FIND OUT WHO IS USING THE DUTCHBOY, WHICH IS WHAT THEY CALLED THE SHIELD SYSTEM TO STOP THEM AND FIX THE WORLD. LONG STORY SHORT, THEY FIND OUT WHO DID IT, STOPPED IT, AND REBUILT. IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE AND THE THEATRE WAS PACKED... I ENJOYED IT AND THE GF ENJOYED IT MORE THAN SHE THOUGHT SHE WOULD. JUST A COUPLE OF PROBLEMS IN THE MOVIE... HOW ARE THEY ABLE TO TRAVEL ON EARTH SO FAST FROM THE WHITE HOUSE TO WHEREVER GERARD WAS AND TO KENNDY SPACE CENTER AND ALL? HOW DID THEY BUILD ALL THOSE SHUTTLES SO FAST? IS IT REALLY COST EFFECTIVE TO SEND JUST 1 PERSON UP... HOW DID THEY BUILD THE SPACE STATION UP SO FAST... IT IS BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD 600 PEOPLE... AND HAVE HOT SHOWERS AND BRING TONS OF STUFF UP. THEY HAD A ROBOTIC SATELLITE SHOP THAT BUILT TONS OF THE MODULES AT THE SAME TIME... THEY HAD THE WHOLE SHIELD SYSTEM UP, ALL THE SATELLITES, ALL THE WEAPON STUFF, ALL AROUND THE PLANET... HOWWWWW... AND LASTLY... HOW MUCH DID IT ALL COST...!?!?!?! AINT ENOUGH MONEY ON THE PLANET TO PAY FOR WHAT WAS IN THERE. IF THEY COULD BUILD ALL THAT STUFF LIKE THAT THEN WE SHOULD HAVE CRAZY TECH. WELL... SORTA I GUESS. I MEAN THE HOLOGRAPHIC PALM PHONE THING WAS COOL. THATS SORT OF ON THE WAY I SUPPOSE... THEN A TON OF STUFF IS DESTROYED... HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO REPAIR... OR REBUILD... BESIDES A TON OF RANDOM QUESTIONS AND THINKING INTO THE MOVIE TOO MUCH... LETS LEAVE IT THERE. I ALSO DIDNT EVEN BOTHER ABOUT THE WHOLE WEATHER AND GEO STORM THING... TECHNICALLY THAT DESTROYED A TON OF PEOPLE AND BUILDINGS... LETS SEE HOW YOU REBUILD ALL THAT STUFF... GONNA BE IMPOSSIBLE LOL. ALRIGHT!!! WELL I GIVE THIS A 7.78/10. PART OF THE REASON IT WASNT HIGHER WAS BECAUSE IT WAS PREDICTABLE. OF COURSE THE GOOD GUYS WIN... IN THE NICK OF TIME OF COURSE, THE BAD GUYS LOSE, AND A TON OF STUFF IS DESTROYED. HOW WILL THEY EVEN REBUILD IT. LASTLY... WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT DEBRIS FROM THE EXPLOSION??? OK... ENOUGH OF THIS... JUST ENJOY IT AND STOP THINKING SO DEEPLY INTO THE MOVIE...

ALRIGHT NOW BACK TO SLEEP... LOL

RT

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