THE FOREIGNER

SPOILER ALERT!!!

JACKIE CHAN IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS TIME IN THE FOREIGNER. THE MOVIE ALSO STARS OTHER HEAVY HITTER AND THE NONE OTHER 007 PIERCE BROSNAN. THE REST OF THE CAST MEH... BASICALLY JACKIES DAUGHTER GETS KILLED IN AN EXPLOSION WHICH THE IRA CLAIMS CREDIT FOR AND JACKIE WANTS HIS REVENGE. PIERCE IS THE IRISH DEPUTY MINSTER AND JACKIE WANTS THE NAMES OF THOSE WHO DID THIS. THEN ITS JUST A WHOLE BUNCH OF CAT AND MOUSE UNTIL JACKIE GOES ALL JACKIE ON THEM. THE TRUTH FINALLY COMES OUT AND WE FIND OUT WHO IS BEHIND IT ALL. I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHEN WAS JACKIES LAST ENGLISH MOVIE, THEN I FOUND OUT THERE WAS A BUNCH OF KUNG FU PANDA... WHICH I DIDNT WATCH ANY OF THEM HAHA. SO TECHNICALLY THE LAST ONE WAS THE SPY NEXT DOOR AND THAT WAS MORE OF THE CLASSIC JACKIE. THERE WERE CHINESE MOVIES IN BETWEEN BUT BASICALLY ITS BEEN A WHILE. THIS JACKIE ISNT THE CLASSIC JOKING FUNNY COMEDY FIGHT SEQUENCE JACKIE, IT WAS SERIOUS REVENGE STRAIGHT TO THE POINT JACKIE. ITS DIFFERENT AND IT WAS INTERESTING TO WATCH. THERE ISNT AS MUCH ACTION IN THIS ONE THAN HIS OLD FILMS, BUT THATS PROBABLY BECAUSE HES GETTING OLD... THERES DEFINITELY MORE TALKING. ONE THING IS THAT JACKIES CHARACTER HAS MORE OF A VIET NAME THAN CHINESE, EVEN THOUGH HES SUPPOSE TO BE CHINESE. ALSO THE MOVIE WAS BASED ON THE BOOK "THE CHINAMAN" AND THEY MADE TONS OF REFERENCE TO THE TITLE BY CALLING HIM THE CHINAMAN THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE. IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY AND REMINDED, ME OF ROMEO MUST DIE WHERE ANTHONY ANDERSON KEPT CALLING JET LI - DIM SUM LOL. ONE OTHER THING IS THAT YOU ARE SAYING THE WHOLE UK POLICE FORCE COULDNT FIND THESE GUYS WHO BOMBED THE PLACE BUT AN OLD CHINAMAN COULD? WITH ALL THE TECHNOLOGY, YOU STILL GOT BEAT BY ONE MAN. HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND ON THIS... IT DOESNT MATTER SINCE JACKIE FOUND THEM NO PROBLEM. ALSO IT SEEMS THE COPS WERE FINE KILLING THAT PERSON AND ALSO FINE WITH JUST WATCHING THE JACKIE WHO ALSO KILLED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. JUST MINOR THINGS I GUESS... LOL. ANYWAYS THE MOVIE WAS FUN, DIFFERENT, INTERESTING, SUSPENSEFUL, AND HAD ACTION. I LIKED IT, AND I GIVE THIS MOVIE A 8.2/10.

WORK WORK WORK. LIFES BASICALLY THAT EXCEPT THIS WEEKEND IM GONNA HEAD SOUTH WITH GF TO HAVE A SMALL VACA. CANT TELL YOU ALL WHAT WE DOING SINCE SHES PROBABLY GOING TO READ THIS... SOOOO HAAAA :) YOULL ALL FIND OUT NEXT WEEK. GOODNIGHT.

RT