REVIEW: GET OUT & KONG

MORE REVIEWS. NO REST FOR THE WICKED. IM TIRED BUT I NEED TO GET THIS OUT LOL. SPOILERS AHEAD AS USUAL SO DONT BLAME ME FOR ANYTHING. THE REVIEWS ARE PROBABLY GOING TO BE RAMBLINGS... IM SO TIRED RIGHT NOW...


GET OUT

YOU ALL KNOW THE STORY... BASICALLY A WHITE GIRL BRINGS HER BLACK BOYFRIEND TO MEET HER PARENTS. THE TOWN THEY ARE IN IS MOSTLY WHITE PEOPLE AND IS FREAKY... THEN THE BLACK GUY GETS KIDNAPPED. THE MOVIE WAS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT. I TOTALLY DID NOT SEE THE PART WHERE THEY WERE ACTUALLY TRANSPLANTING THE BRAIN. I DONT HAVE ANY ISSUES WITH THAT, BUT THAT WOULD NOT REAL IN REAL LIFE. WE ARE STILL SO FAR AWAY FROM BRAIN TRANSPLANT. ALSO IF THAT THE GROUNDSKEEPER AND MAID IS ACTUALLY THE GRANDPARENTS, THEN WHY WOULD THEY WORK... THE SUSPENSE WAS GOOD, THE ACTING WAS PRETTY GOO TOO. JORDON PEELE MOST DEFINITELY MADE A LOT OF NOISE FOR THIS HIS DEBUT. PEOPLE GOING TO NOTICE HIM MORE, IF THEY HAVENT ALREADY.  HES THE FIRST BLACK DIRECTOR WHOS MOVIE HAS EARNED OVER $100 MILLION DOLLARS. OH OH OH AND ALSO I KNEW THAT THE GF WAS TOTALLY IN ON IT, AND I WAS RIGHT!!! LOL. SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW... ALL THAT KNOWLEDGE AND GOD HAS THATS OFFICIAL HALF OF GREAT AND TILL <--- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS SAYING THERE.. BUT IL LEAVE IT. ANYWAYS I THINK I WAS SAYING DO WE WENT IS SPICY AND IF DOES DO SOMETHING IL TAKE YOU. <--- HOLY CRAP IM PASSING OUT AGAIN... LOL ANYWAYS THE MOVIE WAS ENJOYABLE SO 8.25/10.


KONG: SKULL ISLAND

KING KONG. THIS IS THE 2ND REMAKE OF THE ORIGINAL AND THE 8TH IN THE FRANCHISE... IVE SEEN A TOTAL OF... LIKE A BUNCH OF PARTS FROM MANY OF THEM HAHA. TOM HIDDLESTON, SAMUEL L JACKSON, BRIE LARSON, JOHN C REILLY, JOHN GOODMAN, TIAN JING. PRETTY DECENT CAST. I THOUGHT IT WOULDNT BE THAT GOOD WITH JOHN REILLY BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD IN IT. FUNNY AT TIMES TOO. REST OF THE GROUP WAS FINE. WHAT I LIKED ABOUT THIS MOVIE WAS THAT THEY DIDNT BRING KING KONG BACK TO THE CITY. IT ALSO GIVES SOME IDEA OF WHAT HAPPENED IN THE PAST. THEN AGAIN ITS PRETTY UNLIKELY THAT THIS COULD HAPPEN SINCE EVERYTHING HAS BEEN MAPPED AND THERES NO WAY A HOLLOW EARTH COULD HAPPEN... THAT BIG OF A CREATURE WOULD NEED SO MUCH FOOD... THAT ISLAND COULD NOT SUPPORT IT, EVEN THOUGHT THERES A SQUID HERE AND THERE. IF KONG WAS SHOT WITH THAT MANY BULLETS, THEY SHOULD STILL BE IN HIM... HOWS HE GETTING THOSE OUT? IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE THERES A GENDER OF KONG... I MEAN... THERES NOTHING THERE HAHA. IF THOSE PEOPLE HAVE PROOF OF EVERYTHING ON THE ISLAND ARE YOU REALLY NOT GOING TO TRY TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND MAKE A TON OF MONEY? ITS A TOUGH CALL... WELL NOW EVERYTHING SETS UP FOR GOZILLA VS KING KONG. IN THE AFTER CREDIT SCENE, IT SHOWS MOTHERA AND OTHER GIANT SPECIES... AND ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE CTHULHU... WHO KNOWS, THIS WILL TAKE A WHILE BEFORE THOSE COME A LONG. OH YA... SAMUEL JACKSON... STUPID GUY FUCKING SHIT UP IN THE MOVIE HAHA. THIS WAS AN OK MOVIE... IL GIVE IT 7.82/10.


TIRED SO GOOOOOOOOOOODNIGHT.

RT