SPLIT & XXX

WELL HERE COMES ANOTHER DOUBLE HEADER REVIEW!!! SPOILERS BELOW!!!

SPLIT

WELL I ACTUALLY FORGOT THAT THIS WAS A M. NIGHT SHYAMALANS MOVIE LOL. ONCE I REMEMBERED, I SAID TO MYSELF THAT ITS NOT GOING TO BE WHAT I THINK. WELL JAMES MCAVOY PLAY A GUY THAT HAS A SPLIT PERSONALITY... HENCE THE TITLE SPLIT. HE HAS INSIDE OF HIM 23 DISTINCT PERSONALITIES. HE KIDNAPS 3 GIRLS AND ITS A THRILLER TO SEE IF THEY CAN GET OUT. ANYA TAYLOR JOY PLAYS THE MAIN GIRL AND SHE WAS FROM THE VVITCH. ALTHOUGH SHE LOOKS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BECAUSE OF THE HAIR COLOR. IT ISNT REALLY A SCARY MOVIE PER SE... ITS MORE OF A THRILLER THAN ANYTHING. JAMES DID A GOOD JOB SHOWING A RANGE OF CHARACTERS, BUT THERE BEING 23 PERSONALITIES, THEY REALLY ONLY SHOWED LIKE 5... MAYBE A TOTAL OF 7... BUT WHEN YOU SAY 23 I REALLY WANTED TO SEE MORE!!! NOT ALL 23 BUT EVEN LIKE RANDOMLY 15 OF THEM WOULD BE COOL. THE MOVIE REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH WE REALLY KNOW ABOUT SPLIT PERSONALITIES, WHICH ISNT MUCH. I REALLY THINK THAT ANYA COULD HAVE DONE MORE. THE MOVIE CIRCLED THEM TWO BUT SHE DIDNT DO AS MUCH AS I WANTED. HONESTLY THE THREE OF THEM COULD HAVE DONE SO MUCH MORE IN THE BEGINNING BUT THEN THE REST OF THE MOVIE WOULD HAVE SUCKED. THERE WAS A BUNCH OF TIMES WHERE ANYTHING COULD HAVE ENDED THE WHOLE SITUATION. THE OTHER 2 GIRL WERE HAD A SMALLER ROLE AND AS TIME WENT ON, WE REALLY STOPPED CARING ABOUT THEM. I REALLY THOUGHT THAT SOMETHING CRAZY WAS GOING TO HAPPEN... SINCE IT WAS A SHYAMALANANAN MOVIE. BUT IT NEVER DID, IT WAS A BIG TROLL THOUGH. OVERALL, I LIKED THE MOVIE, SO I WILL GIVE IT SOLID 7.5/10.

XXX: RETURN OF XANDER CAGE

THIS WAS A MOVIE THE GF WANTED TO SEE. I DONT MIND IT SINCE IVE SEEN BOTH, BUT SHE NEVER DID WATCH THE SECOND ONE LOL. THE MOVIE WAS PACKED WITH ACTION AND PACKED WITH EVEN MORE STARS!!! VIN DIESEL, SAMUEL JACKSON, TONY JAA, MICHAEL BISPING, KRIS WU, RUBY ROSE, DEEPIKA PADUKONE, NINA DOBREV, AND DONNIE YEN!!! DONNIES BEEN BREAKING INTO HOLLYWOOD AND THATS AWESOME. FIRST STAR WARS... WELL... IT WAS SHORT LIVED AND HE DIDNT GET MUCH SCREEN TIME, AND NOW THIS WITH A BIG ROLE AND THE ACTION WAS GOOD. TONY JAA SURE GOT OLD, BUT WHAT IS WITH THAT HAIR AND THEY MADE HIM ALL FUNNY... SAM JACKSON WELL I KNEW THAT COULD NOT BE THE END FOR HIM. MICHAEL BISPING DIDNT DO MUCH... KRIS WU, HE REALLY DIDNT DO MUCH... RUBY ROSE... DIDNT REALLY DO AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT SHE WOULD. DEEPIKA PADUKONE WAS THE SAME THING... SHE SEEMED OUT OF HER ELEMENT. NINA DOBREV I REALLY DIDNT LIKE HER NERDY LOOK... IT JUST DIDNT WORK. VIN DIESEL... WHAT CAN I SAY... HES OLD... AND HE STILL PLAYS THE SAME CHARACTER IN EVERY MOVIE, BUT THATS WHAT HES KNOWN FOR SO MEH. TOO MANY OF THE CAST REALLY DIDNT DO MUCH... THEY WERE JUST THROWN INTO THERE AND JUST AS A CAST STACKER... THE ACTION FOR THE MOVIE WAS PRETTY GOOD, BUT IT WAS JUST CHEESY ALL OVER THE PLACE. A LOT OF THE MOVIE WAS LIKE REALLY... YOU REALLY SAID THAT??? OR IT WAS JUST FORCED... IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH WITH 2 TEAMS OF PEOPLE I THINK. OH YA RORY MCCANN WAS IN IT TOO AND HE HAD A FUNNY MOMENT OR TWO. NEYMAR WAS IN IT... NO IDEA WHY... I MEAN WHY WOULD HE BE A XXX WHEN HE MAKES MORE AND CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS AS A FOOTBALLER... BUTTTT WHO AM I TO QUESTION THE MOVIE RIGHT? THEY JUST THREW HIM IN TO PAD THE STAR LIST AS WELL. LASTLY... ICE CUBE RETURNS... IT WAS THE MOST AWKWARD SCENES WITH HIM EVER!!! TOTALLY JUST SUCKED AND WAS CRINGE WORTHY HAHA. SO WITH ALL THAT ADDED UP... CARRY THE ONE... MINUS THE SUCK... DIVIDE BY CHEESEEEEEEEEEE... I GIVE IT A 6.9/10. I COULDNT DECIDE BETWEEN 6.8 OR 7 SO 6.9 IT IS... ITS ONLY SO HIGH BECAUSE THE ACTION WAS GOOD, DONNIE WAS IN IT AND NINA WAS IN IT.

LETS SEE... I WORKED, I ATE, I HUNG OUT WITH FRIENDS, AND I WATCHED THE BABY. I THINK THATS ABOUT ALL... OH OH OH I WENT TO A CLIENT PARTY LAST WEEK AND THEY HAD A PALM READER AND TAROT CARD READINGS!!! THERE WAS A LINE UP SO I ONLY DID PALM READING. IT WAS INTERESTING... SOME TOTALLY WRONG AND SOME THAT IS RIGHT AND SOME VERY INTERESTING... LOL. WE SHALL SEE IN DUE TIME. THERE WAS ALSO A MAGICIAN, SINGERS, DANCERS AND WHATEVER. FOOD FOOD FOOD KING CRAB AND ALL YOU CAN EAT OYSTERS... I ATE 30 OF THEM... NEXT DAY I WENT TO ANOTHER BUFFET AND AT A BUNCH OF KING CRAB LEGS ON TOP OF THAT... SO YA... ALL I DID ALL WEEKEND WAS EAT LOL. AND NOW SLEEP HAHA.