TOMB RAIDER

WELL... WE HAVE ANOTHER REMAKE... NEED I SAY MORE. TOMB RAIDER THE GAME IS PRETTY COOL. I PLAYED A TOTAL OF LIKE 20 MINS IN MY LIFE LOL. WHENEVER ANYONE TALKS ABOUT A TOMB RAIDER MOVIE YOU AUTOMATICALLY THINK OF THE 2 MOVIES THAT ANGELINA JOLIE DID BACK IN THE EARLY 2000. GOOD OR BAD YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT SHE ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE TOMB RAIDER. AS IN A BIGGER STRONGER LOOKING FEMALE, WHO ALSO WEARS THOSE OUTFITS THAT IS SEEN IN THE GAME. THIS NEW TOMB RAIDER IS SOMETHING ELSE. ALICIA VIKANDER IS PHYSICALLY SMALLER AND SOFTER MORE GIRLY LOOKING. PLUS THEY MADE HER MORE MODERN THIS TIME AROUND. THE MOVIE ALSO STARS DANIEL WU, WALTON GOGGINS, DOMINIC WEST, AND HANNAH JOHN KAMEN. I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THAT IT WAS HANNAH... SHE HAD A REALLY SMALL ROLE THAT WAS PROBABLY 2 MINS TOTAL... SAME THING WITH DANIEL... HE HAD A BIGGER ROLE BUT THEY SEEM TO HAVE JUST USED HIM TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN HE JUST CHILLED OUT AFTER. WHAT A WASTE. THE MOVIE ITSELF SEEMED SHORT, EVERYTHING WAS RUSHED, AND I DIDNT FEEL LIKE I GOT ENOUGH OUT OF IT. IM NOT SATISFIED I GUESS LOL. THIS WAS A TOTAL ORIGIN MOVIE SO THEY HAD TO DO ALL THAT STUFF. EITHER THEY MADE HER CHARACTER WEAK OR SHE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE WEAK. I GUESS THAT WHAT THE POINT IS, THAT SHE IS STILL LEARNING TO BECOME STRONG LIKE SHE IS IN THE GAME AND OTHER MOVIES. I DIDNT REALLY BELIEVE THAT SHE WAS THAT SMART... THE WAY THEY MADE THE CHARACTER MAKES YOU QUESTION IT... ESPECIALLY WHEN SHES SOLVING PROBLEMS THAT QUICK ON THE SPOT, ITS NOT REALLY BELIEVABLE. ITS JUST THE WAY SHE ACTS AND THE WAY THE MADE HER. THEY REALLY DID REMAKE THE MOVIE... SINCE BOTH THE OLD AND THE NEW WENT TO HONG KONG LOL. I FORGOT WHAT HAPPENED BUT THERE WERE SOME MOMENTS THAT WERE TOTALLY FAKE AND UNBELIEVABLE. THEY COULD HAVE TOTALLY DONE IT ANOTHER WAY OR SOMETHING. IT WAS ONE OF THOSE REALLY... YOURE REALLY DOING THAT... MOMENTS. ALL OF THE TOMB RAIDER MOVIES ARE PREDICTABLE AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN. EVEN FOR THIS NEW ONE THE END END IS PREDICTABLE. THE WAY THEY SET IT UP LEAVES IT OPEN FOR SEQUELS, BUT I DONT THINK THERE WILL BE ONE. EITHER WAY... I GIVE THIS A 7/10. ITS ACTION, BUT NEEDED MORE EVERYTHING. ITS AN ORIGIN MOVIE AND A GROWTH MOVIE SO YOU CA BLAME A LOT OF IT ON THAT.

ONE THING I WANT TO SAY IS ALL THE TOMB RAIDER MOVIES AND ALL THOSE TREASURE HUNTING MOVIES, HOW MUCH OF IT DO YOU THINK IS REAL? I DONT MEAN THE ACTUAL TREASURE OR ANYTHING FROM THE MOVIES, I MEAN LIKE THAT THERES SOMETHING OUT THERE HIDDEN AWAY. WE KNOW THAT THERES HIDDEN TREASURE AND ALL, BUT WITH HIDDEN TRAPS AND RIDDLES AND CLUES AND STUFF. SORT OF LIKE NATIONAL TREASURE WITH NICOLAS CAGE. THAT KIND OF LIKE TREASURE HUNTING. THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING LIKE THAT, BUT DONT YOU THINK IT WOULD HAVE ALL BEEN FOUND THEN? BUT HOW COULD IT IF ITS ALL HIDDEN SO WELL IN THE FIRST PLACE RIGHT? OR MAYBE THE CLUE OR WHATEVER HAS BEEN LOST OR DESTROYED AND THEN BASICALLY LOST IN THE HISTORY, RIGHT? THERE HAS TO BE TREASURE OUT THERE, HOWEVER WITH THOSE BOOBY TRAPS THAT SHOOT ARROWS AT YOU, OR CRAZY COMBINATION DOOR LOCKS, AND HIDDEN PASSAGES YOU REALLY THINK EXISTS? IT WOULD BE PRETTY COOL IF IT DID BUT HOW WOULD IT HAVE BEEN CREATED SO LONG AND SO INTRICATE BACK THEN. ANYTHING LIKE THAT WOULD HAVE DETERIORATED OR SHIFTED OR BROKE OR WHO KNOWS, RIGHT, YOU GET MY POINT. ESPECIALLY SINCE TECHNOLOGY IS SO ADVANCE THESE DAYS THAT THERE NO REAL PLACE LEFT TO HIDE... RADAR AND SONAR AND SATELLITE CAN PENETRATE SO MANY PLACES AND THINGS TO SEE INTO PLACES. I FEEL LIKE ANYTHING DISCOVERED IS PURE CHANCE NOW. SAME GOES FOR ALL THOSE BAD GUYS HUNTING FOR THE TREASURE... ARE THEY REAL LOL. IF TREASURES LIKE THIS EXIST OR IF THE BAD GUYS FOUND IT ALREADY, THEY WOULD USE IT FOR THEIR OWN PURPOSES. IF THERE WAS CURE FOR SOMETHING THAT WAS FOUND, THEY WOULDNT USE IT SINCE IT WOULD MAKE THEM MORE MONEY TO TREAT IT THAN CURING IT. YOU KNOW WHAT... IM GOING TO BECOME A TREASURE HUNTER NOW! LETS DO IT. WHO WANTS TO JOIN ME? LETS GO LOL.

RT

MOVIE REVIEW - GEOSTORM

LOL SO I WANTED TO WATCH GEOSTORM BUT THE GF WANTED TO WATCH SUBURBICON. SO WE ROCK PAPER SCISSORED FOR IT AND I LOST... BUT SHE WAS SNEAKY AND BOUGHT GEOSTORM TICKETS... GRRR BUT TOTALLY AWESOME HAHA. ANYWAYS NOW ON TO THE MOVIE. IT STARS GERARD BUTLER, ABBIE CORNISH, ED HARRIS, ANDY GARCIA, AND DANIEL WU!!! I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS IN IT ACTUALLY LOL. OH AND OF COURSE HE WAS IN HONG KONG... AND THEY MADE HIM LOOK SUPER NERDY... HAHA OH AND THEY DESTROYED PART OF HK TOO... SO THE MOVIES ABOUT THE EARTH AND HOW NATURAL DISASTERS ARE GETTING WORSE AND WORSE SO THEY CREATED A SHIELD AROUND THE PLANET AND CAN MANIPULATE THE WEATHER... ANDDDDDDDDDD OF COURSE IT GETS TURNED INTO A WEAPON AND PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP IT. GERARD PLAYS THE GUY THAT BUILT THE THING AND ACTS ALL BIG SHOT LOOK AT ME CHARACTER. ED HARRIS PLAYS THE SAME CHARACTER IN EVERY SINGLE MOVIE... THE BADASS BAD GUY. I LIKE HIM IN ALL MOVIES BUT ONE OF THE BEST IS STILL THE ROCK, WHICH IS 1 OF MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE MOVIES HAHA. ANDY GARCIA... I DONT KNOW ABOUT... HE DIDNT HAVE MUCH TO DO BUT PLAYED THE PRESIDENT SO MEH WHATEVER. SO THEY TRY TO FIND OUT WHO IS USING THE DUTCHBOY, WHICH IS WHAT THEY CALLED THE SHIELD SYSTEM TO STOP THEM AND FIX THE WORLD. LONG STORY SHORT, THEY FIND OUT WHO DID IT, STOPPED IT, AND REBUILT. IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE AND THE THEATRE WAS PACKED... I ENJOYED IT AND THE GF ENJOYED IT MORE THAN SHE THOUGHT SHE WOULD. JUST A COUPLE OF PROBLEMS IN THE MOVIE... HOW ARE THEY ABLE TO TRAVEL ON EARTH SO FAST FROM THE WHITE HOUSE TO WHEREVER GERARD WAS AND TO KENNDY SPACE CENTER AND ALL? HOW DID THEY BUILD ALL THOSE SHUTTLES SO FAST? IS IT REALLY COST EFFECTIVE TO SEND JUST 1 PERSON UP... HOW DID THEY BUILD THE SPACE STATION UP SO FAST... IT IS BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD 600 PEOPLE... AND HAVE HOT SHOWERS AND BRING TONS OF STUFF UP. THEY HAD A ROBOTIC SATELLITE SHOP THAT BUILT TONS OF THE MODULES AT THE SAME TIME... THEY HAD THE WHOLE SHIELD SYSTEM UP, ALL THE SATELLITES, ALL THE WEAPON STUFF, ALL AROUND THE PLANET... HOWWWWW... AND LASTLY... HOW MUCH DID IT ALL COST...!?!?!?! AINT ENOUGH MONEY ON THE PLANET TO PAY FOR WHAT WAS IN THERE. IF THEY COULD BUILD ALL THAT STUFF LIKE THAT THEN WE SHOULD HAVE CRAZY TECH. WELL... SORTA I GUESS. I MEAN THE HOLOGRAPHIC PALM PHONE THING WAS COOL. THATS SORT OF ON THE WAY I SUPPOSE... THEN A TON OF STUFF IS DESTROYED... HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO REPAIR... OR REBUILD... BESIDES A TON OF RANDOM QUESTIONS AND THINKING INTO THE MOVIE TOO MUCH... LETS LEAVE IT THERE. I ALSO DIDNT EVEN BOTHER ABOUT THE WHOLE WEATHER AND GEO STORM THING... TECHNICALLY THAT DESTROYED A TON OF PEOPLE AND BUILDINGS... LETS SEE HOW YOU REBUILD ALL THAT STUFF... GONNA BE IMPOSSIBLE LOL. ALRIGHT!!! WELL I GIVE THIS A 7.78/10. PART OF THE REASON IT WASNT HIGHER WAS BECAUSE IT WAS PREDICTABLE. OF COURSE THE GOOD GUYS WIN... IN THE NICK OF TIME OF COURSE, THE BAD GUYS LOSE, AND A TON OF STUFF IS DESTROYED. HOW WILL THEY EVEN REBUILD IT. LASTLY... WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT DEBRIS FROM THE EXPLOSION??? OK... ENOUGH OF THIS... JUST ENJOY IT AND STOP THINKING SO DEEPLY INTO THE MOVIE...

ALRIGHT NOW BACK TO SLEEP... LOL

RT