BLOCKERS

IM TIRED, SLEEPY, AND LAZY... BUT MUST WRITE THIS... BEEN THINKING AGAIN ABOUT WHETHER TO KEEP THIS GOING OR NOT... GETS TIRING ESPECIALLY WHEN YOURE PASSING OUT CONSTANTLY AND YOU WAKE UP WITH 5 ROWS OF THE LETTER K ACROSS THE PAGE... IVE BEEN TAKING THE EASY ROUTE AND JUST WRITING MOVIE REVIEWS BUT THERES NO SATISFACTION... SO I FIGURE THAT IF I JUST WRITE A SHORTER REVIEW AND GENERAL THOUGHTS OR IDEAS THEN TECHNICALLY ITS A REAL POST... IL PROBABLY DO THAT FROM NOW ON... LETS TRY IT.

WATCHED BLOCKERS WITH THE GF AND IT STARS JOHN CENA, LESLIE MANN, IKE BARINHOLTZ, SOME KIDS AND OTHER PEOPLE THAT IM TOO LAZY TO MENTION. ITS FUNNY, LOTS OF FUNNY PARTS AND THE TRAILER DOES NOT GIVE IT ALL AWAY. BASICALLY THEIR DAUGHTERS ARE ALL BEST FRIENDS AND THEY DECIDE TO MAKE A SEX PACT TO LOSE THEIR VIRGINITY ON PROM NIGHT, AND THEIR PARENTS TRY TO COCK BLOCK THEM, HENCE THE MOVIE TITLE BLOCKERS. THEY MADE JOHN CENA REALLY SENSITIVE WHICH WAS TOO FORCED I WOULD SAY. DONT REALLY HAVE MUCH ISSUE WITH THE MOVIE BUT JUST HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT PROM AND ALL... SPECIFICALLY AMERICAN PROMS... SO IN THE STATES PROM IS A HUGEEEEEEEEE DEAL, LIKE NO JOKE ITS MASSIVE!!! THEY PLAN IT LIKE ITS THE BIGGEST DAY OF THEIR LIVES... IN A WAY I GUESS IT IS... ANYWAYS PROMS HUGE, PARTIES ARE HUGE, AND AFTER PARTIES = SEX, DRUGS, AND ALCOHOL. ITS POSTED ALL OVER SOCIAL MEDIA AND HELD IN HOMES AND HOTELS. SURPRISED HOW NEIGHBOURS AND HOTELS DONT BUST KIDS FOR DRUGS AND ALCOHOL... MOVIES UNREALISTIC WHERE THEY ARE IN A HOTEL AND THERES KIDS DRINKING AND DOING COKE AND EVERYTHING ELSE AND NO ONE CARES... THEY ARE LITERALLY EVERYWHERE AND IN THE OPEN... HOW DID THEY GET IT IN THE FIRST PLACE... WELL THATS EASILY ANSWERED BUT YOU GET MY POINT. ON TOP OF THAT ALL THE KIDS HAVE THEIR OWN ROOM. THE ROOM IN THE MOVIE IS A PRETTY DECENT ROOM, SO HOW THE HELL COULD THEY AFFORD IT THEMSELVES... OR DID THEY HAVE SOMEONE PAY FOR IT. NOT LIKE A GRAD WOULD HAVE MONEY LIKE THAT TO BLOW. ONLY AMERICAN PROMS ARE MADE TO LOOK LIKE THAT. THEY ARE SO BIG IN THE STATES THAT THEY HAVE THEIR OWN SNAP STORIES, LIKE THE ONES ON THE MAIN PAGE. ASKING PEOPLE TO PROM IS A BIG DEAL TOO... HELL WHEN I WENT TO PROM WE LITERALLY TOOK A LIMO WENT AROUND AND TOOK PHOTOS THEN WENT TO THE PARTY AND THEN HUNG OUT AFTER. AINT REALLY THE SAME... IM SURE THERE WERE CRAZIER PARTIES AROUND... BUT OUR SCHOOL WAS QUIET... THEN AGAIN I DIDNT REALLY PARTY UNTIL AFTER I GRADUATED LOL. ANYWAYS MOVIE WAS FUNNY AND ENJOYABLE. I GIVE THIS A 7.68-7.8/10.

OK... I GUESS THE REVIEW WENT DEEPER THAN I THOUGHT... WELL SCREW IT, GONNA GO SLEEP. TOO LAZY AND TOO TIRED. IL TRY NEXT TIME LOL.

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TRUTH OR DARE

WHO HASNT PLAYED TRUTH OF DARE. ITS THE GAME THAT EVERYONE KNOWS AND AT SOME TIME OR ANOTHER HAS PLAYED. ITS FUN AND ALL UNTIL SOMEONE GOES OVERBOARD... OR IF THE GAMES CURSED AND IF YOU DONT DO WHAT YOURE ASKED... WELL... YOU DIE. YOU DONT TELL THE TRUTH, YOU DIE. YOU DONT DO THE DARE, YOU DIE. SOUNDS FUN EH. WELL THAT WAS THE PREMISE OF THIS TWIST ON A CLASSIC GAME. LUCY HALE, VIOLETT BEANE, SOPHIA ALI, TYLER POSEY, NOLAN GERARD, LANDON LIBOIRON, SAM LERNER, AND HAYDEN SZETO! AN ASIAN!!! A CHINESE ASIAN!!! A LOCAL CHINESE ASIAN!!! GOOD FOR YOU LOL. SURPRISED THERE WAS NO BLACK PERSON IN THE MOVIE THOUGH. I GUESS THEY HAD TO PICK BETWEEN BLACK OR ASIAN CAUSE THEY COULDNT AFFORD BOTH, SO THEY PICKED ASIAN. I DONT KNOW MOST OF THESE PEOPLE, I ONLY RECOGNIZED LUCY HALE FROM PRETTY LITTLE LIARS. TURNS OUT SAM LERNER IS FROM PROJECT ALMANAC. ANDREW HOWARD WAS IN THE FILM BUT HE DIDNT GET A CREDIT. YOU CAN ALWAYS RECOGNIZE THAT GUY FROM ANYWHERE. ANYWAYS... THIS MOVIE HAD A LOT OF ISSUES IN IT...

• WOULD YOU REALLY FOLLOW A RANDOM TO A SKETCH LOOKING CHURCH... IF YOU DID WHY WAS THERE INDUSTRIAL LIGHTS THERE FOR YOU? WHERE DID THE DRINKS COME FROM...
• WHEN THE OTHER PEOPLE TRIED TO LEAVE, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS SO THAT THE OTHER PEOPLE CAN HOOK UP, GUESS NOT...
• WHY WOULD THE OTHER 2 PPL JUST TAKE DARE THEN... THEY HAD TIME IF IT WAS BETWEEN HER AND THAT OTHER GUY...
• BASICALLY LUCY STRAIGHT UP FUCKED UP... TWICE!!! BUT THEN AGAIN WOULD YOU REALLY HAVE TOLD HER IN THE FIRST PLACE.
• TONS OF FORESHADOWING... TOO EASY TO KNOW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, YOU COULD SEE THINGS HAPPENING AND COMING FROM A MILE AWAY. 
• THE TIMING OF THE GAME HAPPENING IS ALL OVER THE PLACE. IT SEEMS LIKE ITS ONE RIGHT AFTER ANOTHER, BUT THEN NOTHING HAPPENED WHEN IT TOOK 3 HOURS TO DRIVE TO TIJUANA AND BACK...
• DUDE SHOULD HAVE FINISHED UP THE INCANTATION.
• LUCY BASICALLY SCREWED THE WORLD.... 
• AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST... HOW THE HELL DID THEY ALL GET BACK INTO MEXICO LIKE THAT... AND WITH A GUN... NO ONE WAS THERE TO CHECK AT THE BORDER? 

I REALLY DIDNT FEEL LIKE WATCHING A COMEDY, AND WANTED TO SEE SOME DEATHS LOL. BOTH THE GF AND I WAS ALRIGHT WITH THE MOVIE. NOTHING REALLY WRONG WITH IT, JUST NOT ENOUGH OF EVERYTHING. I GIVE THIS MOVIE A 6/10. I SEEN SOME OTHER REVIEWS AND MAN IS IT LOW... STILL LIKED IT IN THE END. ITS ONE OF THOSE STRAIGHT FORWARD MOVIES WHERE YOU DONT HAVE TO REALLY THINK. YOU JUST WATCH EVERYONE DIE LOL. 

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A QUIET PLACE

MAN OH MAN!!! WATCHED A QUIET PLACE WITH THE GF AND WE BOTH LIKED THIS MOVIE. I DONT THINK IVE WATCHED ANOTHER MOVIE WITH LESS WORDS SPOKEN THAN THIS ONE. THE MOVIE STARS JOHN KRASINSKI, EMILY BLUNT, MILLICENT SIMMONDS, NOAH JUPE, AND 2 OTHER PEOPLE. THERES ONLY LIKE 6 PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE MOVIE. SO THE PREMISE IS THAT THERES THESE ALIEN MONSTER THINGS THAT ONLY REACT TO SOUNDS SO IN ORDER TO SURVIVE YOU HAVE TO BE QUIET. THE MOVIE FOLLOWS THE FAMILY TRYING TO SURVIVE. THE WHOLE MOVIE WAS QUIET AND BOY DID IT WORK FOR THEM. THE WHOLE THEATRE WAS QUIET SO IT MADE IT HARD FRO ME TO EAT MY NACHOS... BUT THATS NOT THE POINT LOL. THE MOVIE WAS SUSPENSEFUL THE WHOLE TIME. THE SILENCE MADE EVERYONE SIT ON THE EDGE OF THE SEAT AND EVERYONE WAS DRAWN IN INTENSELY. SINCE MOST OF THE MOVIE WAS SILENT, THE MUSIC AND SOUND EFFECTS PLAYED A REALLY IMPORTANT PART OF THE MOVIE. MUSIC AND SOUND EFFECTS SHIFTED AND GOT LOUDER AND QUIETER AND JUST MADE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING MORE EXCITING. SOME OF THE PEOPLE IN THE THEATRE JUMPED AND AND GOT SCARED. SOME EVEN GOT SCARED AT POINTS WHERE THERE WERE NOTHING TO SCARE YOU LOL. I STARTED COUNTING TO SEE HOW MANY WORDS WERE SPOKEN IN THE MOVIE, NOT COUNTING THE MOUTHING OR REALLY QUIET WORDS. THE COUNT GOT UP TO ABOUT 28 AND THEN I SORT OF STOPPED CARING AND COUNTING BUT I THINK ITS AROUND 50 WORDS. THEY DEFINITELY SAVED MONEY ON TIME ON MEMORIZING LINES LOL.

ANDDDDD NOW... I GIVE YOU ALL THE QUESTIONS AND ISSUES I HAD WITH THIS MOVIE. TONS OF SPOILERS HERE SO... YOU ARE WARNED!!!

• IN THE BEGINNING IT SHOWED LIKE 89 DAYS LATER, AND THE WORLD IS ALREADY QUIET AND EVERYTHING IS ALREADY OVERGROWN. THERES NO WAY THAT NATURE WOULD HAVE TAKEN OVER THAT QUICKLY.
• SAME AS ABOVE WITH THE 89 DAYS LATER, BUT HOW COULD THERE BE NO ONE LEFT... OR SO LITTLE. IF IT STARTED GETTING GETTING BAD AND STUFF EVERYONE WOULD HAVE STARTED TAKING EVERYTHING. THE GROCERY STORE OR WHATEVER WAS STOCKED UP STILL. MEDICINE WOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST TO GO...
• HOW MUCH SAND DID JOHN USE TO MAKE ALL THOSE PATHS AND WHERE DID HE GET THEM FROM...? YOU SEE THAT BAG HE USED COVERED ABOUT A FOOT OR TWO BUT TO DO TENS OF TENS OF KM... IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN FOREVER. WHERE WOULD THEY HAVE STAYED UNTIL THEY MADE THEIR HOME AT THE FARM?
• WHEN JOHN FIRST LIT THE FIRE AT THE TOP OF THE SILO, OTHER FIRES WERE LIT IN THE DISTANCES. WERE THOSE OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE SURVIVING OR WAS IT SOMEHOW CONNECTED TO HIS? WHICH DOESNT REALLY MAKE SENSE IF IT WAS CONNECTED TO HIS. THOSE LIGHTS REMINDS ME OF THOSE FANTASY MOVIES WHERE THEY USE THE MOUNTAIN OR OUTPOSTS AS SIGNALS AND COMMUNICATION. IF THEY ARE OTHER SURVIVORS HOW COME THEY DONT COME TOGETHER? HOW COME LATER ON IN THE MOVIE WHEN THE KIDS LIT THE FIRE, NO ONE ELSE DID? DID THEY ALL DIE? FIRST TIME AROUND YOU CAN SEE THERE WAS LIKE 4 OR 5 OTHER LIGHTS LIT...
• WHERE IS THE ARMY IN THIS WHOLE THING... EVERYONE WAS DESTROYED THAT QUICK? 
• THE NEWSPAPER SHOWED THAT A METEORITE CRASHED IN NEW MEXICO, AND ANOTHER PAPER SHOWED THAT NEW YORK WAS CLOSED OFF. WAS THERE MORE THAN 1 METEORITE? DID IT HIT ALL OVER THE WORLD OR JUST A FEW PLACES? 
• HOW MANY ARE THERE? ITS CONFIRMED THAT THERE ARE 3 IN THE AREA, BUT IT CANT JUST MEAN 3 FOR THE WORLD. THERES NO WAY 3 OF THOSE MONSTERS KILLED OFF THE ENTIRE WORLDS POPULATION OF HUMANS. 
• GOING BACK TO THE ARMY COMMENT... WHY DIDNT THEY JUST SHOOT THEM WITH EVERYTHING THEY GOT? SURE THEY ARE FAST AND TRACK BY SOUND BUT THERES MORE THAN ENOUGH GUNS TO TAKE CARE OF THEM... LOL. WHEN THE MONSTERS HEAD OPENS UP IT SHOULD BE EASY PICKINGS. 
• BOTH THE GF AND I FIGURED OUT THE EARPIECE THING RIGHT AWAY... YOU WOULD THINK OTHER SMART PEOPLE WOULD KNOW TO TRY ALL DIFFERENT FREQUENCY OR WHATEVER SOUNDS TO TRY TO FIGHT THEM... ESPECIALLY SINCE THE MONSTERS DEAL SPECIFICALLY IN SOUND!!!
• WHY DOESNT ANYONE TRY TO TRAP THEM AND KILL THEM... DOESNT LOOK HARD... SO MANY WAYS TO TRAP THEM, SO MANY WAYS TO GET AWAY. STAYING IN A TALL BUILDING OR DIGGING A PIT TRAP AND SO ON AND SO ON. OR EVEN STUDYING THEM.
• LAST BUT NOT LEAST... DONT HAVE A BABY WHEN THE MONSTERS HUNT BY SOUND!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!! JEZZ. ITS NOT LIKE THERES NO SUPPLY OF BAGS ANYWHERE... THERES AN ABUNDANCE OF BAGS!!! LOL. THATS JUST POOR PLANNING ON YOUR PART JOHN... LOL

THE MOVIE WAS GOOD, BUT SO MANY THINGS COULD BE CHANGED ABOUT IT. TOO MANY QUESTIONS AND ISSUES REMAIN. I FEEL LIKE THE THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE. PEOPLE WOULD HAVE COME TOGETHER TO DESTROY THEM. SURE THEY WILL KILL A FEW OF US BUT UNLESS THERE WERE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF THEM THEN THEY HAVE NO CHANCE. JOHN COULD HAVE TOTALLY SURVIVED THE MOVIE IF THE DAUGHTER WASNT STUPID AND COULDNT PUT 1 + 1 TOGETHER... WHAT A WASTE... BUT THAT HAD TO BE DONE TO MAKE THE MOVIE BETTER. A REAL KICK IN THE STOMACH AND HIT TO THE EMOTIONS LOL. BOTH JOHN AND EMILY ARE SMART AND HAVE SO MANY THINGS PREPARED AND CODES AND SYSTEMS IN PLACE. NOW THEY HAVE A WAY TO FIGHT BACK, ITS GG. THIS CAN EASILY BE MADE INTO A SEQUEL, BUT I DOUBT IT. THE PLOT WOULD BE THE SAME, OR IT WOULD JUST BE ONE WHERE THEY FIGHT BACK AND KILL THEM ALL. I LIKED THIS MOVIE, IT WAS THRILLING AND INTENSE. I GIVE IT A 8.8/10. 

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TOMB RAIDER

WELL... WE HAVE ANOTHER REMAKE... NEED I SAY MORE. TOMB RAIDER THE GAME IS PRETTY COOL. I PLAYED A TOTAL OF LIKE 20 MINS IN MY LIFE LOL. WHENEVER ANYONE TALKS ABOUT A TOMB RAIDER MOVIE YOU AUTOMATICALLY THINK OF THE 2 MOVIES THAT ANGELINA JOLIE DID BACK IN THE EARLY 2000. GOOD OR BAD YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT SHE ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE TOMB RAIDER. AS IN A BIGGER STRONGER LOOKING FEMALE, WHO ALSO WEARS THOSE OUTFITS THAT IS SEEN IN THE GAME. THIS NEW TOMB RAIDER IS SOMETHING ELSE. ALICIA VIKANDER IS PHYSICALLY SMALLER AND SOFTER MORE GIRLY LOOKING. PLUS THEY MADE HER MORE MODERN THIS TIME AROUND. THE MOVIE ALSO STARS DANIEL WU, WALTON GOGGINS, DOMINIC WEST, AND HANNAH JOHN KAMEN. I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THAT IT WAS HANNAH... SHE HAD A REALLY SMALL ROLE THAT WAS PROBABLY 2 MINS TOTAL... SAME THING WITH DANIEL... HE HAD A BIGGER ROLE BUT THEY SEEM TO HAVE JUST USED HIM TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN HE JUST CHILLED OUT AFTER. WHAT A WASTE. THE MOVIE ITSELF SEEMED SHORT, EVERYTHING WAS RUSHED, AND I DIDNT FEEL LIKE I GOT ENOUGH OUT OF IT. IM NOT SATISFIED I GUESS LOL. THIS WAS A TOTAL ORIGIN MOVIE SO THEY HAD TO DO ALL THAT STUFF. EITHER THEY MADE HER CHARACTER WEAK OR SHE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE WEAK. I GUESS THAT WHAT THE POINT IS, THAT SHE IS STILL LEARNING TO BECOME STRONG LIKE SHE IS IN THE GAME AND OTHER MOVIES. I DIDNT REALLY BELIEVE THAT SHE WAS THAT SMART... THE WAY THEY MADE THE CHARACTER MAKES YOU QUESTION IT... ESPECIALLY WHEN SHES SOLVING PROBLEMS THAT QUICK ON THE SPOT, ITS NOT REALLY BELIEVABLE. ITS JUST THE WAY SHE ACTS AND THE WAY THE MADE HER. THEY REALLY DID REMAKE THE MOVIE... SINCE BOTH THE OLD AND THE NEW WENT TO HONG KONG LOL. I FORGOT WHAT HAPPENED BUT THERE WERE SOME MOMENTS THAT WERE TOTALLY FAKE AND UNBELIEVABLE. THEY COULD HAVE TOTALLY DONE IT ANOTHER WAY OR SOMETHING. IT WAS ONE OF THOSE REALLY... YOURE REALLY DOING THAT... MOMENTS. ALL OF THE TOMB RAIDER MOVIES ARE PREDICTABLE AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN. EVEN FOR THIS NEW ONE THE END END IS PREDICTABLE. THE WAY THEY SET IT UP LEAVES IT OPEN FOR SEQUELS, BUT I DONT THINK THERE WILL BE ONE. EITHER WAY... I GIVE THIS A 7/10. ITS ACTION, BUT NEEDED MORE EVERYTHING. ITS AN ORIGIN MOVIE AND A GROWTH MOVIE SO YOU CA BLAME A LOT OF IT ON THAT.

ONE THING I WANT TO SAY IS ALL THE TOMB RAIDER MOVIES AND ALL THOSE TREASURE HUNTING MOVIES, HOW MUCH OF IT DO YOU THINK IS REAL? I DONT MEAN THE ACTUAL TREASURE OR ANYTHING FROM THE MOVIES, I MEAN LIKE THAT THERES SOMETHING OUT THERE HIDDEN AWAY. WE KNOW THAT THERES HIDDEN TREASURE AND ALL, BUT WITH HIDDEN TRAPS AND RIDDLES AND CLUES AND STUFF. SORT OF LIKE NATIONAL TREASURE WITH NICOLAS CAGE. THAT KIND OF LIKE TREASURE HUNTING. THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING LIKE THAT, BUT DONT YOU THINK IT WOULD HAVE ALL BEEN FOUND THEN? BUT HOW COULD IT IF ITS ALL HIDDEN SO WELL IN THE FIRST PLACE RIGHT? OR MAYBE THE CLUE OR WHATEVER HAS BEEN LOST OR DESTROYED AND THEN BASICALLY LOST IN THE HISTORY, RIGHT? THERE HAS TO BE TREASURE OUT THERE, HOWEVER WITH THOSE BOOBY TRAPS THAT SHOOT ARROWS AT YOU, OR CRAZY COMBINATION DOOR LOCKS, AND HIDDEN PASSAGES YOU REALLY THINK EXISTS? IT WOULD BE PRETTY COOL IF IT DID BUT HOW WOULD IT HAVE BEEN CREATED SO LONG AND SO INTRICATE BACK THEN. ANYTHING LIKE THAT WOULD HAVE DETERIORATED OR SHIFTED OR BROKE OR WHO KNOWS, RIGHT, YOU GET MY POINT. ESPECIALLY SINCE TECHNOLOGY IS SO ADVANCE THESE DAYS THAT THERE NO REAL PLACE LEFT TO HIDE... RADAR AND SONAR AND SATELLITE CAN PENETRATE SO MANY PLACES AND THINGS TO SEE INTO PLACES. I FEEL LIKE ANYTHING DISCOVERED IS PURE CHANCE NOW. SAME GOES FOR ALL THOSE BAD GUYS HUNTING FOR THE TREASURE... ARE THEY REAL LOL. IF TREASURES LIKE THIS EXIST OR IF THE BAD GUYS FOUND IT ALREADY, THEY WOULD USE IT FOR THEIR OWN PURPOSES. IF THERE WAS CURE FOR SOMETHING THAT WAS FOUND, THEY WOULDNT USE IT SINCE IT WOULD MAKE THEM MORE MONEY TO TREAT IT THAN CURING IT. YOU KNOW WHAT... IM GOING TO BECOME A TREASURE HUNTER NOW! LETS DO IT. WHO WANTS TO JOIN ME? LETS GO LOL.

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