REVIEW: THE HITMANS BODYGUARD

THE FOLLOWING PASSING OUT REVIEW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... ZZZZZ LOL. THE GF AND I WATCHED THE HITMANS BODYGUARD AND THE MOVIE WAS PRETTY GOOD. IT STARS RYAN REYNOLDS, SAMUEL L JACKSON, SALMA HAYEK, ELODIE YUNG, AND GARY OLDMAN. ITS ABOUT A BODYGUARD WHO USE TO BE A BIG SHOT AND NOW HES A NOBODY. THEN HIS EX CALLS TO HELP HER WITH A PROTECTION JOB. THE PERSON TURNS OUT TO BE AN ASSASSIN THAT CAN HELP PUT A MURDEROUS DICTATOR AWAY. THEN THE REST OF THE MOVIE IS EVERYONE TRYING TO KILL THEM. THE MOVIE WAS REALLY FUNNY, RYAN AND SAM WORKED WELL ON SCREEN TOGETHER. THEIR CHEMISTRY WORKED AND THEY PLAYED OFF EACH OTHER. THE ACTION WAS GREAT! TONS AND TONS OF ACTION AND LOTS OF DEATH. THE STORYLINE ITSELF WELL... COULD HAVE USED A BIT OF WORK, SINCE THE WHOLE MOVIE WAS PREDICTABLE. YOU COULD GUESS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN NEXT AND WHO WAS BEHIND IT AND ALL. THE ENDING COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER AS WELL. THEY SHOULD HAVE ADDED AN ADDITION SCENE JUST TO GIVE THE AUDIENCE CLOSURE WITH THE OTHER CHARACTER. IM ACTUALLY NOT SPOILING THE MOVIE THAT BAD THIS TIME. THEN AGAIN ITS REALLY PREDICTABLE SO THERES NO POINT IN ME TRYING... SINCE YOU CAN GUESS IT ALL HAHA. ITS A GOOD MOVIE, FUNNY MOVIE, ENJOYABLE MOVIE. I GIVE THIS A 8.128-8.62/10. YUP THAT IS REALLY MY SCORE FOR IT HAHA. OH AND ONE MORE THINGGGGGGG SALMA HAD A SMALL ROLE, LIKE REALLY SMALL... I THOUGHT SHE PLAYED A BIGGER PART AND THAT WASNT THE CASE. SAME WITH GARY... BOTH WERE UNDER USED IN SUCH A BIG MOVIE. THE MOVIE CONCENTRATED A LOT ON JUST RYAN AND SAM. JUST GOING BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THE 2 OF THEM.

LIFE HAS BEEN QUITE BUSY, AND IM TOO TIRED AND SLEEPY TO EVEN BEGIN TO SAY MORE. THATS WHY LATELY ITS ONLY BEEN MOVIE REVIEWS. MAYBE... HOPEFULLY... SOON... IL HAVE A REAL POST UP HAHA. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

BACK TO ANOTHER REVIEW

WELL WELL WELL... ITS BEEN A WHILE. I HAVENT WATCHED A MOVIE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW. IVE JUST BEEN SO BUSY WITH WORK AND MEETINGS THAT I COULDNT WATCH A MOVIE. LUCKILY I WAS ABLE TO CATCH A MOVIE WITH THE GF LAST NIGHT. WE WATCHED LIFE. SPOILERS AHEAD!!! THE MOVIE STARTS REBECCA FERGUSON, RYAN REYNOLDS, AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL. I WAS WONDERING WHY RYAN REYNOLDS WAS IN IT AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW... HE DIES OFF EARLY LOL. THAT MAKES SENSE. THE IDEA OF THE MOVIE IS GOOD AS WELL. WE FINALLY DISCOVER THAT WE ARE NOT ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE, ONLY TO ENCOUNTER A CREATURE THAT DOESNT DIE, LIVES IN SPACE, AND TOTALLY CAN DESTROY US. THAT IS DEFINITELY A  LIFE FORM THAT DOMINATED MARS BACK THEN. THINK ABOUT HOW MANY MILLIONS OF YEARS FOR IT TO HAVE EVOLVED TO THIS STAGE... THINK ABOUT THE CREATURE... IT CAN SURVIVE THIS LONG. JUST ONE LITTLE CELL AND EVERYONE IS SCREWED. THAT CREATURE WHEN IT WAS FULL SIZED AND HAS WINGS... THATS FREAKY... AND THE FACE AND EYES OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT... ITS CREEPY. I ALSO KNEW THAT THE ENDING WAS GOING TO END THAT WAY!!! TOTALLY CALLED IT CAUSE THE OTHER WAY WOULD BE JUST LAME. I GUESS FLOATING INTO DEEP SPACE UNTIL YOU DIE IS PRETTY BAD... IF SHE WOULD LIVE FOREVER, WHO KNOWS WHERE SHE WOULD HAVE ENDED UP. ALSO, ALIENS WHO DISCOVER HER IN THE FUTURE I WONDER WHAT THEY WOULD THINK... APPARENTLY ITS JUST A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING OUT THERE IN DEEP SPACE... NOT LIKE WE CAN GET TO THE NEXT CLOSEST GALAXY. OH OH OH SO I HAD A THEORY... THIS COULD ALSO WORK AS A SET UP FOR MOTHERA!!! THAT WOULD BE COOL... MOVIE OVER ALL WAS ALRIGHT. NOTHING REALLY CRAZY, JUST A LOT OF STUPID MOVES THAT COSTED EVERYONE THEIR LIVES HAHA. SO IL GIVE THIS A 7.252/10 :)

OMG IM PASSING OUT HARD RIGHT NOW... ANYWAYS I WENT TO THE WHITECAPS GAME THE OTHER DAY AND THAT WAS NICE. GOT TO BE ON THE PITCH IN THE VIP SECTION. I ATE A LOT AND WAS BUSY SOCIALIZING. ITS JUST LIKE WHEN IM IN A SUITE FOR CANUCKS, YOU TEND TO DO MORE TALKING THE WATCHING THE GAME. IT WAS A SLOW GAME BUT IT WAS PRETTY INTENSE AND WE ACTUALLY WON 4-2 VS THE GALAXY!!! THEN SUNDAY I CHECKED OUT THE CARNIVAL AND IT SUCKED LOL. ITS LIKE TINY AND LAME. STILL SPENT SOME MONEY ON STUPID GAMES THOUGH HAHA. ALSO PLAYED SOME ARCADE GAMES AND LETS JUST SAY I WAS A WINNER THAT NIGHT :)  HAHA. AIGHT IM TIRED AND GONNA SLEEP. GOT GYM RECOVERY IN THE MORNING AND ANOTHER LONG DAY AT WORK TOMORROW. SO MUCH TO DO... SO LITTLE TIME... SIGH... WHAT IS LIFE... LOL

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ONE MORE FOR THE HELL OF IT

SEEMS LIKE IVE JUST BEEN DOING REVIEWS LATELY... THEN AGAIN ITS CAUSE IVE BEEN WATCHING MORE SHOWS AND MOVIES. PLUS ITS MUCH EASIER TO WRITE THAN AN ACTUAL TOPIC BECAUSE IM LAZY AND TIRED RIGHT NOW LOL. I REALLY NEED TO GET THE CHANNEL GOING SO I CAN JUST RECORD IT INSTEAD OF WRITING ALL THIS... ANYWAYS... SO FINALLY SAW DEADPOOL :) AND YES IT WAS GOOD. BESIDES IT BEING FILMED HERE IN MY HOMETOWN ITS ACTUALLY FUNNY AND KEEPS TO A LOT OF WHO THE CHARACTER REALLY IS. RYAN REYNOLDS DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB. ACTING WAS GOOD, THE WALL BREAKS WERE FUNNY, ACTION CANT COMPLAIN. ITS A GOOD INTRO MOVIE TO THE CHARACTER AND THERE REALLY IS NOT MUCH BACK STORY NEEDED. SINCE THIS IS AN ORIGIN MOVIE IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER IF YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF DEADPOOL. I HAVE READ SOME OF THE STUFF BEFORE IN THE PAST BUT NOT MUCH AND MOST OF IT WAS IN RELATION TO WOLVERINE AND X-MEN AND SOME RANDOM STUFF AS WELL. THE VILLIAN ED (AJAX) COULD HAVE BEEN MORE EVIL I WOULD SAY. GINA CARANO SEEMED LIKE THEY JUST PUT HER IN THERE TO LOOK BIG AND BAD ASS THATS ALL. COLOSSUS WAS WAY WAY WAYYYYYYYY BIGGER THAN IN ANY OF THE MOVIES HES BEEN IN SO FAR... X-MEN MOVIES HE WAS A BIGGER REG DUDE BUT IN THIS HE WAS HUGE!!! BRIANNA HILDEBRAND PLAYS THE X-GIRL AND SO EMO AND LIMITED FACE TIME. ALSO YA... THERE WERE NO KIDS IN THE MANSION WHICH MAKES NO SENSE AND HAVING THOSE 2 IN THE MOVIE SEEM A BIT OFF. COULD HAVE USED A CAMEO BY WOLVY AS WELL HAHA. THE BIGGEST SURPRISE IS MORENA BACCARIN GETTING SO MUCH SCREEN TIME AND PLAYED SUCH A BIG PART IN THE MOVIE. WELL GOOD FOR HER, I WATCHED HER ON STARGATE AND ON PART OF "V" BEFORE I QUIT WATCHING IT... I SHOULD FINISH THAT SHOW SINCE LAURA VANDERVOORT IS ON IT TOO HAHA. ANYWAYS... THERES NO COMPAINTS ON THE CG. I THINK THE MOVIE COULD HAVE DONE WITH LESS LOVELY DOVEY STUFF AND HAD MORE DEPTH FOR IT. THE DOPINDER BITS WAS A NICE ADD. SPOTTED STAN LEE AS PER THE USUAL CAMEOS. HOPE YOU ALL STAYED TO THE END SINCE IT IS A MARVEL MOVIE THERES BONUS CLIPS. I USUALLY STAY TIL THE END EITHER WAY TO BEGIN WITH BUT WITH EXTRA BITS EVEN BETTER. EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW AND WHEN HALF OF THE THEATRE DOESNT LEAVE AND IS JUST SITTING THERE YOU WOULD THINK YOU GET THE HINT THAT SOMETHING IS UP EH... BUT BY THE END THERE WERE ONLY ABOUT 25 MAYBE 30 PEOPLE WHO STAYED BEHIND TO WATCH IT. SPOILERRRRRRR CABLE IS GOING TO BE IN THE SEQUEL LOL. THATS GOING TO BE INSANE. OF COURSE SINCE THIS IS ONE OF THE HIGHEST GROSSING OPENING WEEKEND MOVIES, AND HIGHEST GROSSING R-RATED COMIC MOVIE AND SOON TO BE HIGHEST RATED R MOVIE. THERES ALSO A BUNCH OF RECORDS THAT ITS GOING TO BEAT IM JUST TOO LAZY TO ACTUALLY LOOK IT UP HAHA. THIS MOVIE DOESNT JUST TAILOR TO ONE TYPE OF AUDIENCE, IT SPANS ALL AUDIENCES AND THATS WHY IT WILL KEEP DOING WELL. I GIVE THIS MOVIE A SOLID... 8.93/10 :) YES LIKE I SAID BEFORE MY SYSTEM OF RATING IS AMAZING HAHA. MOST DEFINITELY WORTH WATCHING IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY WATCHED IT.

AND THE USUAL... WORK IS THIS WEEK IS CRAZY BUSY... I KNEW THIS WEEK WAS GOING TO BE BAD SINCE I HAVE A BUNCH OF MEETINGS AND THEN I FORGOT MY COWORKER IS ON VACA SOOOO COVERING FOR THEM AS WELL... COME IN ON MONDAY AND JUST LOOKED AT MY EMAIL BOX EXPLODED AND IM THINKING WTF HAPPENED... MY EMAILS ARE LOST IN THE SEA OF EMAILS AND AT 1 POINT I REALLY DIDNT KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING ANYMORE... BEFORE I WAS EVEN ABLE TO DO ANYTHING MY PHONE WAS RINGING OFF THE HOOK AND I WAS MAKING CALLS. THIS IS JUST THE INDUSTRY THAT IM IN, THERE IS NO REST AND THINGS WILL KEEP ON HAPPENING WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. NOTHING WILL WAIT FOR YOU IN THIS LINE OF WORK. THEN ON TOP OF MY OWN WORK I HAD TO DO THERES WHATEVER ELSE IM DOING LOL. STILL RECOVERING AND JUST HANGING AROUND. NOT MUCH BUT HEY CANT COMPLAIN RIGHT? HAHA. STILL GRINDING AWAY GETTING TO WHERE I WANT TO GO. JUST KEEP ON KEEPING ON LOL. OH AND BLINDSPOT IS BACK!!! OMG AHHHHHH

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