REVIEW: GET OUT & KONG

MORE REVIEWS. NO REST FOR THE WICKED. IM TIRED BUT I NEED TO GET THIS OUT LOL. SPOILERS AHEAD AS USUAL SO DONT BLAME ME FOR ANYTHING. THE REVIEWS ARE PROBABLY GOING TO BE RAMBLINGS... IM SO TIRED RIGHT NOW...


GET OUT

YOU ALL KNOW THE STORY... BASICALLY A WHITE GIRL BRINGS HER BLACK BOYFRIEND TO MEET HER PARENTS. THE TOWN THEY ARE IN IS MOSTLY WHITE PEOPLE AND IS FREAKY... THEN THE BLACK GUY GETS KIDNAPPED. THE MOVIE WAS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT. I TOTALLY DID NOT SEE THE PART WHERE THEY WERE ACTUALLY TRANSPLANTING THE BRAIN. I DONT HAVE ANY ISSUES WITH THAT, BUT THAT WOULD NOT REAL IN REAL LIFE. WE ARE STILL SO FAR AWAY FROM BRAIN TRANSPLANT. ALSO IF THAT THE GROUNDSKEEPER AND MAID IS ACTUALLY THE GRANDPARENTS, THEN WHY WOULD THEY WORK... THE SUSPENSE WAS GOOD, THE ACTING WAS PRETTY GOO TOO. JORDON PEELE MOST DEFINITELY MADE A LOT OF NOISE FOR THIS HIS DEBUT. PEOPLE GOING TO NOTICE HIM MORE, IF THEY HAVENT ALREADY.  HES THE FIRST BLACK DIRECTOR WHOS MOVIE HAS EARNED OVER $100 MILLION DOLLARS. OH OH OH AND ALSO I KNEW THAT THE GF WAS TOTALLY IN ON IT, AND I WAS RIGHT!!! LOL. SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW... ALL THAT KNOWLEDGE AND GOD HAS THATS OFFICIAL HALF OF GREAT AND TILL <--- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS SAYING THERE.. BUT IL LEAVE IT. ANYWAYS I THINK I WAS SAYING DO WE WENT IS SPICY AND IF DOES DO SOMETHING IL TAKE YOU. <--- HOLY CRAP IM PASSING OUT AGAIN... LOL ANYWAYS THE MOVIE WAS ENJOYABLE SO 8.25/10.


KONG: SKULL ISLAND

KING KONG. THIS IS THE 2ND REMAKE OF THE ORIGINAL AND THE 8TH IN THE FRANCHISE... IVE SEEN A TOTAL OF... LIKE A BUNCH OF PARTS FROM MANY OF THEM HAHA. TOM HIDDLESTON, SAMUEL L JACKSON, BRIE LARSON, JOHN C REILLY, JOHN GOODMAN, TIAN JING. PRETTY DECENT CAST. I THOUGHT IT WOULDNT BE THAT GOOD WITH JOHN REILLY BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD IN IT. FUNNY AT TIMES TOO. REST OF THE GROUP WAS FINE. WHAT I LIKED ABOUT THIS MOVIE WAS THAT THEY DIDNT BRING KING KONG BACK TO THE CITY. IT ALSO GIVES SOME IDEA OF WHAT HAPPENED IN THE PAST. THEN AGAIN ITS PRETTY UNLIKELY THAT THIS COULD HAPPEN SINCE EVERYTHING HAS BEEN MAPPED AND THERES NO WAY A HOLLOW EARTH COULD HAPPEN... THAT BIG OF A CREATURE WOULD NEED SO MUCH FOOD... THAT ISLAND COULD NOT SUPPORT IT, EVEN THOUGHT THERES A SQUID HERE AND THERE. IF KONG WAS SHOT WITH THAT MANY BULLETS, THEY SHOULD STILL BE IN HIM... HOWS HE GETTING THOSE OUT? IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE THERES A GENDER OF KONG... I MEAN... THERES NOTHING THERE HAHA. IF THOSE PEOPLE HAVE PROOF OF EVERYTHING ON THE ISLAND ARE YOU REALLY NOT GOING TO TRY TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND MAKE A TON OF MONEY? ITS A TOUGH CALL... WELL NOW EVERYTHING SETS UP FOR GOZILLA VS KING KONG. IN THE AFTER CREDIT SCENE, IT SHOWS MOTHERA AND OTHER GIANT SPECIES... AND ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE CTHULHU... WHO KNOWS, THIS WILL TAKE A WHILE BEFORE THOSE COME A LONG. OH YA... SAMUEL JACKSON... STUPID GUY FUCKING SHIT UP IN THE MOVIE HAHA. THIS WAS AN OK MOVIE... IL GIVE IT 7.82/10.


TIRED SO GOOOOOOOOOOODNIGHT.

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NARCOLEPSY... SLEEP APNEA... I HAVE BOTH!!!

HAHA SOOOO THOSE WHO KNOW ME KNOW THAT I SORTA UMM YA HAVE A PROBLEM DURING THE DAY FOR THAT THING... YES IM GOING TO BE VAGUE FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. ANYWAYS SOOO WANTED TO GO TESTED FOR NARCOLEPSY AND THE DOCTOR SAID IM TOO YOUNG AND TOO SKINNY TO HAVE IT... BUT HEY WHAT DOES HE KNOW RIGHT??? HES JUST A DOCTOR LOL SOOOO HE GOT ME TO GOT GET TESTED FOR SLEEP APNEA INSTEAD... HMMMM OH WELL. SO THEY GAVE ME A MACHINE THAT I SLEEP WITH AND ITS JUST HOOKED ON MY FINGER TO MEASURE MY PULSE AND THE AMOUNT OF OXYGEN THAT COMES OUT MY FINGER... INTERESTING... HMMMM HAHA. SO NOW IM JUST WAITING ON THE RESULTS...

ANOTHER THING IS SCHOOL JUST STARTED :) CLASS LOOKS LIKE ITS GOING TO BE INTERESTING. THIS TIME THERES ABOUT 20 GIRLS AND 10 GUYS... THATS DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF GUYS COMPARED TO MY LAST CLASS. THERE 2 GIRLS THAT WAS IN THE SAME CLASS AS ME AS LAST SEM SO THAT WAS COOL. WHICH REMINDS ME I GOTTA GO BY MY $160 SMALL TEXTBOOK... FANTASTIC...

NOW IM JUST WAITING FOR VACATION!!! OMG HURRY UP I WANT TO GET OUT OF TOWN AND JUST RELAX AND HAVE FUN. CHILL WITH THE BOYS AND PARTY IT UP... MORE THAN USUAL... WHICH IS A LOT ALREADY LOL. YUPS STOPPED PARTYING ON TUESDAYS SINCE CLASS IS ON TUESDAYS NOW.

GINA, MAPLE DESTAPLE AND CHOMPY :)

MASS PROTEIN!!! LOL

SO MUCH POPPING OF BALLOONS WHEN IT DROPPED 

HAFNT HAD 3AM DENNYS IN A WHILE... OH GOD... OH AND MANGO SMOOTHY HEHE

NO ONE COULD EAT THE TOAST... AHEHAEHA

3 PPL 4 DISHES :) NOMSSSSSSSSS

STATION SQUARE IS A BIG HOLE... GETTING READY FOR TOWER 1/5 LOL 

SOOO YA THIS IS THE MACHINE TO TEST FOR SLEEP APNEA...

IM IRONMAN!!! AHEHAEHAH

ONCE AGAIN WORK IS WORK... WE HAD ARTS AND CRAFTS DAY ON FRIDAY WHICH 2 COWORKERS AND I CREATED AS YOU CAN SEE UP TOP :) WE CREATED 3 DIFFERENT CHARACTERS AND IT WAS PURELY OUR CREATIVENESS THAT CREATED 3 VERY DIFFERENT STYLES OF GOOGLY REMOVERS LOL. GOOGLY EYES ALWAYS MAKES THINGS FUNNIER HEHE OH AND YA JUST DAY IN DAY OUT WORK WORK WORK. ITS NICE AND SUNNY SO EATING OUTSIDE BUT DAMMM ITS HOT IN BLACK DRESS PANTS... :( HAHA

OH YA SO THE NUCKS ARE OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS... GOT SWEEPED... MEH DONT REALLY CARE NOW SOOOO LETS MOVE ON :) CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!!!!! WOOOOOO WHATS LEFT OF IT WHICH IS BASICALLY FINALS... LOL

YA... IRONMAN CAUSE I WAS IRONING MY CLOTHES THE OTHER DAY FOR WORK AND DAMMM ITS HOT... NOT CAUSE OF THE IRON BUT FROM THE SUN... SO IT WAS HOT ALREADY PLUS HOT IRON ON TOP MADE EVERYTHING EVEN HOTTER... BLAAAA

SO THIS IS FOR THE GIRLS WHO PICK ON ME AT WORK!!! :P HAHA IF YOU MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM THEN TELL ME TOMORROW AND IL BRING SOMETHING IN NEXT WEEK. IT WILL BE AMAZING!!! JUST SAY THE MAGIC WORDS OF WOOO SQUIRREL LOLOLOL OHHHHHH GOOD TIMES XD HAHA

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