WELL HERE COMES ANOTHER DOUBLE HEADER REVIEW!!! SPOILERS BELOW!!!
SPLIT
WELL I ACTUALLY FORGOT THAT THIS WAS A M. NIGHT SHYAMALANS MOVIE LOL. ONCE I REMEMBERED, I SAID TO MYSELF THAT ITS NOT GOING TO BE WHAT I THINK. WELL JAMES MCAVOY PLAY A GUY THAT HAS A SPLIT PERSONALITY... HENCE THE TITLE SPLIT. HE HAS INSIDE OF HIM 23 DISTINCT PERSONALITIES. HE KIDNAPS 3 GIRLS AND ITS A THRILLER TO SEE IF THEY CAN GET OUT. ANYA TAYLOR JOY PLAYS THE MAIN GIRL AND SHE WAS FROM THE VVITCH. ALTHOUGH SHE LOOKS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BECAUSE OF THE HAIR COLOR. IT ISNT REALLY A SCARY MOVIE PER SE... ITS MORE OF A THRILLER THAN ANYTHING. JAMES DID A GOOD JOB SHOWING A RANGE OF CHARACTERS, BUT THERE BEING 23 PERSONALITIES, THEY REALLY ONLY SHOWED LIKE 5... MAYBE A TOTAL OF 7... BUT WHEN YOU SAY 23 I REALLY WANTED TO SEE MORE!!! NOT ALL 23 BUT EVEN LIKE RANDOMLY 15 OF THEM WOULD BE COOL. THE MOVIE REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH WE REALLY KNOW ABOUT SPLIT PERSONALITIES, WHICH ISNT MUCH. I REALLY THINK THAT ANYA COULD HAVE DONE MORE. THE MOVIE CIRCLED THEM TWO BUT SHE DIDNT DO AS MUCH AS I WANTED. HONESTLY THE THREE OF THEM COULD HAVE DONE SO MUCH MORE IN THE BEGINNING BUT THEN THE REST OF THE MOVIE WOULD HAVE SUCKED. THERE WAS A BUNCH OF TIMES WHERE ANYTHING COULD HAVE ENDED THE WHOLE SITUATION. THE OTHER 2 GIRL WERE HAD A SMALLER ROLE AND AS TIME WENT ON, WE REALLY STOPPED CARING ABOUT THEM. I REALLY THOUGHT THAT SOMETHING CRAZY WAS GOING TO HAPPEN... SINCE IT WAS A SHYAMALANANAN MOVIE. BUT IT NEVER DID, IT WAS A BIG TROLL THOUGH. OVERALL, I LIKED THE MOVIE, SO I WILL GIVE IT SOLID 7.5/10.
XXX: RETURN OF XANDER CAGE
THIS WAS A MOVIE THE GF WANTED TO SEE. I DONT MIND IT SINCE IVE SEEN BOTH, BUT SHE NEVER DID WATCH THE SECOND ONE LOL. THE MOVIE WAS PACKED WITH ACTION AND PACKED WITH EVEN MORE STARS!!! VIN DIESEL, SAMUEL JACKSON, TONY JAA, MICHAEL BISPING, KRIS WU, RUBY ROSE, DEEPIKA PADUKONE, NINA DOBREV, AND DONNIE YEN!!! DONNIES BEEN BREAKING INTO HOLLYWOOD AND THATS AWESOME. FIRST STAR WARS... WELL... IT WAS SHORT LIVED AND HE DIDNT GET MUCH SCREEN TIME, AND NOW THIS WITH A BIG ROLE AND THE ACTION WAS GOOD. TONY JAA SURE GOT OLD, BUT WHAT IS WITH THAT HAIR AND THEY MADE HIM ALL FUNNY... SAM JACKSON WELL I KNEW THAT COULD NOT BE THE END FOR HIM. MICHAEL BISPING DIDNT DO MUCH... KRIS WU, HE REALLY DIDNT DO MUCH... RUBY ROSE... DIDNT REALLY DO AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT SHE WOULD. DEEPIKA PADUKONE WAS THE SAME THING... SHE SEEMED OUT OF HER ELEMENT. NINA DOBREV I REALLY DIDNT LIKE HER NERDY LOOK... IT JUST DIDNT WORK. VIN DIESEL... WHAT CAN I SAY... HES OLD... AND HE STILL PLAYS THE SAME CHARACTER IN EVERY MOVIE, BUT THATS WHAT HES KNOWN FOR SO MEH. TOO MANY OF THE CAST REALLY DIDNT DO MUCH... THEY WERE JUST THROWN INTO THERE AND JUST AS A CAST STACKER... THE ACTION FOR THE MOVIE WAS PRETTY GOOD, BUT IT WAS JUST CHEESY ALL OVER THE PLACE. A LOT OF THE MOVIE WAS LIKE REALLY... YOU REALLY SAID THAT??? OR IT WAS JUST FORCED... IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH WITH 2 TEAMS OF PEOPLE I THINK. OH YA RORY MCCANN WAS IN IT TOO AND HE HAD A FUNNY MOMENT OR TWO. NEYMAR WAS IN IT... NO IDEA WHY... I MEAN WHY WOULD HE BE A XXX WHEN HE MAKES MORE AND CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS AS A FOOTBALLER... BUTTTT WHO AM I TO QUESTION THE MOVIE RIGHT? THEY JUST THREW HIM IN TO PAD THE STAR LIST AS WELL. LASTLY... ICE CUBE RETURNS... IT WAS THE MOST AWKWARD SCENES WITH HIM EVER!!! TOTALLY JUST SUCKED AND WAS CRINGE WORTHY HAHA. SO WITH ALL THAT ADDED UP... CARRY THE ONE... MINUS THE SUCK... DIVIDE BY CHEESEEEEEEEEEE... I GIVE IT A 6.9/10. I COULDNT DECIDE BETWEEN 6.8 OR 7 SO 6.9 IT IS... ITS ONLY SO HIGH BECAUSE THE ACTION WAS GOOD, DONNIE WAS IN IT AND NINA WAS IN IT.
LETS SEE... I WORKED, I ATE, I HUNG OUT WITH FRIENDS, AND I WATCHED THE BABY. I THINK THATS ABOUT ALL... OH OH OH I WENT TO A CLIENT PARTY LAST WEEK AND THEY HAD A PALM READER AND TAROT CARD READINGS!!! THERE WAS A LINE UP SO I ONLY DID PALM READING. IT WAS INTERESTING... SOME TOTALLY WRONG AND SOME THAT IS RIGHT AND SOME VERY INTERESTING... LOL. WE SHALL SEE IN DUE TIME. THERE WAS ALSO A MAGICIAN, SINGERS, DANCERS AND WHATEVER. FOOD FOOD FOOD KING CRAB AND ALL YOU CAN EAT OYSTERS... I ATE 30 OF THEM... NEXT DAY I WENT TO ANOTHER BUFFET AND AT A BUNCH OF KING CRAB LEGS ON TOP OF THAT... SO YA... ALL I DID ALL WEEKEND WAS EAT LOL. AND NOW SLEEP HAHA.
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Wednesday, 1 February 2017
Wednesday, 11 January 2017
STAR WARS & ASSASSINS CREED
OK 2 QUICK REVIEWS AND IM GOING TO BED. ITS BEEN A LONG DAY... ISSUES AFTER ISSUES AFTER ISSUES AFTER ISSUES ANDDDDDDDDD MEETING LOL. I ALSO WOKE UP LATE FOR MY PHYSIO TREATMENT BUT I GOT THERE IN TIME. HERE COME THE SPOILERS!!! TURN AWAY!!!
STAR WARS: ROGUE ONE
EVERYONE THOUGHT THIS STAR WARS WAS GOING TO BE THE BEST AND BLA BLA BLA... WELL I ONLY FOUND IT ALRIGHT LOL. I LIKE STAR WARS AND IM A FAN AND ALL BUT I DONT REALLY KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS... FELICITY JONES WAS A GOOD FIT FOR THE MOVIE. THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A STAND ALONE MOVIE AND IN A WAY IT WAS. IT FOCUSED ON THE DEATH STAR MORE AND HOW THE REBEL CAME TO BE WITH THE PLANS OF HOW TO DESTROY IT. DONNIE YEN AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE FROM A BUNCH OF RANDOM SHOWS AND MOVIES WAS IN IT. I FEEL LIKE THERE WERE A LOT OF CHARACTERS THAT DIDNT GET ENOUGH FACE TIME ON SCREEN, DONNIE ESPECIALLY. ITS FINE SINCE ITS HIS PREMIER YOU CAN SAY. HES BACK IN XXX THATS OUT SHORTLY TOO HAHA. IT WAS A GOOD YEAR FOR FELICITY AS WELL. IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE THOUGH A LOT OF PEOPLE JUST DIE. ALL THOSE STAR DESTROYERS CARRY THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AND THEY JUST GET DESTROYED ALL THE TIME. HOW LONG WOULD IT EVEN TAKE TO BUILD THEM... DARTH VADER MADE AN APPEARANCE AND IT WAS SHORT. MORE A CAMEO THAN ANYTHING... AND NOT MUCH ABOUT THE SITH LORDS. I DONT KNOW... I LIKED IT AS A SIDE STORY AND IT DID TIE INTO MAIN STORY BUT I JUST DONT LIKE HOW EVERYONE DIES IN IT HAHA. WITH THAT I GIVE MY RATING OF... 7.12/10. I THINK ITS A FAIR RATING CONSIDERING EVERYTHING. LOTS MORE OF STAR WARS COMING IN THE YEARS TO COME.
ASSASSINS CREED
WELL... SAW THIS LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS... LONG... AND... LOTS OF TALKING... AND JUST BLEH... THERE NEEDED TO BE MORE ACTION BUT I DID GET THE WHOLE REASON BEHIND IT ALL. THE MOVIE WAS MADE SO PEOPLE WHO ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH THE GAME CAN GET THE HISTORY BEHIND THE WHOLE THING. THE ISSUE THIS MADE WAS THAT IT WAS WAS TOO UNBELIEVABLE. MICHAEL FASSBENDER NOT ONLY STARED IN IT HE ALSO COPRODUCED IT. HONESTLY THIS WHOLE MOVIE WAS NOT NEEDED. THE TEMPLARS SHOULD HAVE SEARCHED ALL THE ARTIFACTS OF THE WORLD TO FIND THE APPLE. NOT ONLY THAT... BUT WOULDNT THE PEOPLE WHO WERE HOLDING IT KNOW WHAT IT WAS... OR DID NO ONE JUST THINK WHAT IT WAS AND JUST KEPT IT AROUND THINKING IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE. THE APPLE ITSELF WAS SO HIGH TECH... THERES NO WAY ITS SO OLD BUT IF ITS REALLY FROM THE ADAM AND EVE TIME THEN I GUESS ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE SINCE IT WAS CREATED... IF YOU FORGET ALL THAT... ANOTHER ISSUE IS ALL THE ASSASSINS WOULD HAVE DIED OUT... NO ONE WOULD HAVE KNOWN ANYTHING ABOUT IT BUT NOOOOOOOO NOW WITH THAT TECHNOLOGY YOU BASICALLY REVIVED THEM AND GAVE THEM THEIR FIGHTING SKILLS... NOW HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PROTECT IT... WITH WHAT MONEY??? I GUESS YOU CAN ALWAYS JUST STEAL IT OR BECOME REAL ASSASSINS. ANYWAYS THERES TOO MANY QUESTIONS... I GIVE THIS A 5.96/10 JUST BECAUSE I LIKE THE CONCEPT AND THE HIDDEN SOCIETIES BUT NEEDED MORE ACTION AND LESS BLA-NESS LOL.
TIME TO SLEEP. LOTS TO DO TOMORROW BEFORE I HEAD FOR A SMALL VACA TO CALI WITH THE GF :) WOOT WOOT. GET OUT OF THIS CRAP WEATHER AND INTO THE POOL HAHA.
RT
STAR WARS: ROGUE ONE
EVERYONE THOUGHT THIS STAR WARS WAS GOING TO BE THE BEST AND BLA BLA BLA... WELL I ONLY FOUND IT ALRIGHT LOL. I LIKE STAR WARS AND IM A FAN AND ALL BUT I DONT REALLY KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS... FELICITY JONES WAS A GOOD FIT FOR THE MOVIE. THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A STAND ALONE MOVIE AND IN A WAY IT WAS. IT FOCUSED ON THE DEATH STAR MORE AND HOW THE REBEL CAME TO BE WITH THE PLANS OF HOW TO DESTROY IT. DONNIE YEN AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE FROM A BUNCH OF RANDOM SHOWS AND MOVIES WAS IN IT. I FEEL LIKE THERE WERE A LOT OF CHARACTERS THAT DIDNT GET ENOUGH FACE TIME ON SCREEN, DONNIE ESPECIALLY. ITS FINE SINCE ITS HIS PREMIER YOU CAN SAY. HES BACK IN XXX THATS OUT SHORTLY TOO HAHA. IT WAS A GOOD YEAR FOR FELICITY AS WELL. IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE THOUGH A LOT OF PEOPLE JUST DIE. ALL THOSE STAR DESTROYERS CARRY THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AND THEY JUST GET DESTROYED ALL THE TIME. HOW LONG WOULD IT EVEN TAKE TO BUILD THEM... DARTH VADER MADE AN APPEARANCE AND IT WAS SHORT. MORE A CAMEO THAN ANYTHING... AND NOT MUCH ABOUT THE SITH LORDS. I DONT KNOW... I LIKED IT AS A SIDE STORY AND IT DID TIE INTO MAIN STORY BUT I JUST DONT LIKE HOW EVERYONE DIES IN IT HAHA. WITH THAT I GIVE MY RATING OF... 7.12/10. I THINK ITS A FAIR RATING CONSIDERING EVERYTHING. LOTS MORE OF STAR WARS COMING IN THE YEARS TO COME.
ASSASSINS CREED
WELL... SAW THIS LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS... LONG... AND... LOTS OF TALKING... AND JUST BLEH... THERE NEEDED TO BE MORE ACTION BUT I DID GET THE WHOLE REASON BEHIND IT ALL. THE MOVIE WAS MADE SO PEOPLE WHO ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH THE GAME CAN GET THE HISTORY BEHIND THE WHOLE THING. THE ISSUE THIS MADE WAS THAT IT WAS WAS TOO UNBELIEVABLE. MICHAEL FASSBENDER NOT ONLY STARED IN IT HE ALSO COPRODUCED IT. HONESTLY THIS WHOLE MOVIE WAS NOT NEEDED. THE TEMPLARS SHOULD HAVE SEARCHED ALL THE ARTIFACTS OF THE WORLD TO FIND THE APPLE. NOT ONLY THAT... BUT WOULDNT THE PEOPLE WHO WERE HOLDING IT KNOW WHAT IT WAS... OR DID NO ONE JUST THINK WHAT IT WAS AND JUST KEPT IT AROUND THINKING IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE. THE APPLE ITSELF WAS SO HIGH TECH... THERES NO WAY ITS SO OLD BUT IF ITS REALLY FROM THE ADAM AND EVE TIME THEN I GUESS ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE SINCE IT WAS CREATED... IF YOU FORGET ALL THAT... ANOTHER ISSUE IS ALL THE ASSASSINS WOULD HAVE DIED OUT... NO ONE WOULD HAVE KNOWN ANYTHING ABOUT IT BUT NOOOOOOOO NOW WITH THAT TECHNOLOGY YOU BASICALLY REVIVED THEM AND GAVE THEM THEIR FIGHTING SKILLS... NOW HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PROTECT IT... WITH WHAT MONEY??? I GUESS YOU CAN ALWAYS JUST STEAL IT OR BECOME REAL ASSASSINS. ANYWAYS THERES TOO MANY QUESTIONS... I GIVE THIS A 5.96/10 JUST BECAUSE I LIKE THE CONCEPT AND THE HIDDEN SOCIETIES BUT NEEDED MORE ACTION AND LESS BLA-NESS LOL.
TIME TO SLEEP. LOTS TO DO TOMORROW BEFORE I HEAD FOR A SMALL VACA TO CALI WITH THE GF :) WOOT WOOT. GET OUT OF THIS CRAP WEATHER AND INTO THE POOL HAHA.
RT
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