LIFE OF THE PARTY

STILL LAZY SO IL WRITE AVENGERS ANOTHER WEEK LOL.

ANYWAYS THE GF AND I ENDED UP WATCHING LIFE OF THE PARTY. MELISSA MCCARTHY, JULIE BOWEN, STEPHEN ROOT, MATT WALSH, SOME KIDS THAT I DONT KNOW, DEBBY RYAN... WHO SOUNDED LIKE SELENA GOMEZ, AND CHRIS PARNELL FROM ARCHER. BASICALLY MELISSAS HUSBAND DIVORCES HER AND SHE GOES BACK TO COLLEGE TO FINISH HER DEGREE AT THE SAME SCHOOL HER DAUGHTERS AT. THEN ITS JUST A SERIES OF PARTIES AND HER AND HER DAUGHTERS FRIENDS TRYING TO GET THROUGH SCHOOL. I THOUGHT THE MOVIE WAS GOING TO BE A 7/10... THEN IT WENT DOWN TO A 6.5... 6... 5.5... 5... AND PROBABLY WENT DOWN TO A 4.5... AT ONE POINT... NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THE MOVIE, PEOPLE IN IT IS MEH, AND MELISSAS CHARACTER IS SO ANNOYING!!! SHES THE WHOLE REASON THE MOVIE SCORE WENT DOWN SO MUCH. APPARENTLY SHE HAD A YEAR LEFT IN SCHOOL BUT THE MOVIE REALLY ONLY SHOWED LIKE 2 WEEKS... OR EVEN 1 SEMESTER IF YOURE LUCKY. ITS FUNNY BUT NOT TOO FUNNY, JUST ONE PRETTY FUNNY SPOT. TOTALLY KNEW ONE OF THE PARTS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, THEY PLAYED IT UP TOO MUCH. MEH OVER ALL IL GIVE IT A 5.2/10. COULD BE FUNNIER, AND MORE EXTREME. IT TRIED TO BE BUT WAS HELD BACK FOR SURE.

SO ON FRIDAY THE GF, ME, AND SOME FRIENDS WENT AND WATCHED DAVID BLAINE. HES A COOL MAGICIAN BUT MORE SO OF AN EXTREME EVERYTHING. SEEN A TON OF HIS STUFF BEFORE BUT SEEING IT IN PERSON IS DIFFERENT. THERES A BIT OF MAGIC IN THE SHOW BUT A LOT OF IT IS ENDURANCE AND TRAINING. PSH I COULD DO SOME OF THAT STUFF TOO SO NO BIGGIE LOL. MOST IF NOT ALL OF THE ACTS IVE SEEN BEFORE ALREADY AND ITS NOT REALLY SOMETHING THAT WOULD GROSS ME OUT... BUT APPARENTLY IT GROSSES A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT. OH AND OMG! SOME PEOPLE JUST DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SHUT UP!!! THIS 1 WOMAN JUST YELLING OUT STUPID CRAP ALL NIGHT, AND THEN THERE WERE A FEW KIDS SAME THING BUT NOT AS STUPID OR ANNOYING. ANYWAYS AINT GOING TO RUIN ANYTHING IF I SAY THIS LOL. SO THERES A BREATH HOLDING ACT AND HE DID 10 MINUTES... MEH NO REAL BIGGIE CAUSE I HELD IT AT THE SHOW FOR 3:45 LOL. FREEDIVERS ARE CRAZIER!!! HELL THE RECORD IS OVER 24 MINUTES SO THERE YOU GO. ANYWAYS WITH TRAINING AND NO MOVEMENT AND THE FACT THAT HE WAS ON PURE OXYGEN BEFOREHAND TO EXPEL EVERYTHING MAKES IT EASIER. YES ITS STILL IMPRESSIVE BUT NOT UNDOABLE. WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND A RANKED SWIMMER I COULD DO OVER 4 MINS :) BELIEVE IT OR NOT. SO AFTER THE SHOW AND FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS FOR NO APPARENT REASON... I TEST MYSELF TO SEE WHAT I CAN DO THESE DAYS LOL. MAX WAS ABOUT 3:20ISH... WHICH MAKES NO SENSE... I AM WAY MORE RELAXED AND HAVE MORE TIME TO PREPARE AT HOME THAN AT THE SHOW SO I SHOULD BE ABLE TO BREAK 4 MINS... BUT I HAVENT... SO I THINK HIS CLOCK WAS RIGGED A BIT... BASICALLY SPED UP LIKE A FRACTION OF A SECOND WHICH ADDS UP OVER TIME. THATS WHY 3:45 IS ACTUALLY 3:20... ALSO CAUSE AT THE SHOW NO ONE IS REALLY TIMING THE TIMER... WHATEVER DOESNT REALLY MATTER... EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT NOW I WANT TO GET BACK TO TRAINING AND SEE IF I CAN GO BACK TO BREAKING 4 MINS... 3 MINS IS NO PROBLEM... 3:30 IS A STRUGGLE... 4... LETS JUST GET BACK IN SHAPE FIRST LOL. ANYWAYS ANYONE WANT TO TRAIN? LOL.

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PALM SPRINGS EHHHH

SO WENT ON A WEEKEND GETAWAY TO PALM SPRINGS LOL. LEFT FRIDAY AND CAME BACK MONDAY. I WAS THERE TO DO SOMETHING FOR A COMPANY AND GOT TO STAY A FEW DAYS TO CHECK OUT THE AREA. IT WAS EVEN BETTER SINCE THE GF WAS ABLE TO COME WITH. THE TRIP STARTED OFF NICE... NOT!!! 8:30AM FLIGHT... GET ON THE PLANE... TAXI A BIT... THERES A PROBLEM WITH THE PLANE... ANDDDDDDDD WE ALL HAD TO GET OFF... LOL... BASICALLY A FEW HOURS LATER THEY TOLD US THE PLANE CANT FLY AND WE NEEDED TO WAIT FOR ANOTHER PLANE... THAT MORNING FLIGHT WAS THE BEST TIMED ONE TOO... BUT DUE TO THE DELAY ALL THE OTHER FLIGHTS GOT IN BEFORE US... ENDED UP BEING LIKE A 5 HOUR DELAY... THEY GAVE US $15 FOOD VOUCHERS WHICH WE USED TO BUT A BUNCH OF BURGER KING LOL. GET THERE AND ITS ALREADY LATE SO JUST HAD CHEESECAKE FACTORY :) SATURDAY WE WENT TO THE ZOO!!! I LIKE ANIMALS AND IT WAS ESPECIALLY FUN SINCE WE GOT TO FEED GIRAFFES!!! THEY HAVE CREEPY LONG TONGUES LOL. CHECKED EVERYTHING ELSE AND WENT FOR DINNER AT ROY'S. ITS A NICE PLACE AND THE FOOD WAS SOOOO GOOD. THAT APPETIZER PLATTER WAS JUST OMG!!! SUNDAY HAD BRUNCH AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY AGAIN AND THEN I HAD TO DO THAT WORK THINGY. THEN CHECK OUT SOME MALLS... WHICH SUCKED, THEN HAD DINNER AT RED LOBSTER YUMMMM. MONDAY I FINALLY HAD THE CHANCE TO GO IN N OUT BURGER AND I MUST SAY THAT IT IS OVERRATED... IT WAS A NICE LITTLE GETAWAY AND WEVE NEVER BEEN TO PALM SPRINGS SO IT WAS NICE TO CHECK IT OUT. ITS A FREAKING DESERT... THERES NOTHING THERE... EXCEPT FOR GOLF COURSES... EVERY BLOCK WAS A COUNTRY CLUB OR A GOLF COURSE... ALL THEIR ARCHITECTURE WAS THE SAME... IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS ALL COPIED AND PASTED. PALM TREES EVERYWHERE AND 16 DEGREES. IT RAINED A BIT THE NIGHT WE GOT IN BUT THE REST OF THE WEEKEND WAS NICE. NOT TOO HOT NOT TOO COOL. THAT PLACE IS REALLY FOR OLD PEOPLE HAHA. WE WERE BEYOND THE MINORITY THERE. WE BARELY SAW ANY ASIANS HAHA. WE DIDNT SEE ANYONE WE KNEW WHILE WE WERE THERE BUT WHEN WE WERE AT THE AIRPORT COMING BACK I SAW A DUDE WHO LOOKED LIKE STEPHEN ROOT... STILL NOT SURE IF IT WAS HIM... ALSO SAW A LAWYER WE WORK WITH... ANDDDDDD I SAW STEPHEN AMELL LOL. I WAS LIKE... EXCUSE ME, SORRY, YOURE STEPHEN AMELL... LOL CHATTED BRIEFLY AND GOT A PHOTO WITH HIM TOO AND WAS A NICE GUY. SO IF YOU WANT TO GO TO SOMEWHERE THATS QUIET WITH NOT MUCH TO DO... BESIDES GOLFING I MEAN... GO PALM SPRINGS... LOL. AND NOW BACK TO REALITY AGAIN LOL.

OMG... SO ON MY WAY HOME FROM DINNER I HIT THIS GIANT POTHOLE AND IM THINKING OH PLEASE NO... ANDDDDDDDD OF COURSE I GET A FLAT... FUNNY THING IS IT TURNS OUT 2 OTHER CARS ALREADY BLEW A TIRE BECAUSE OF IT. ITS RAINING AND ITS DARK SO THAT JUST SUCKED. SLOWLY AND SURELY... MORE CARS HIT IT AND BLEW THEIR TIRES AS WELL. LAST COUNT THERE WERE 7 CARS WITH FLATS... TOW TRUCK GUY COMES AND CHANGES THE TIRE AND HE TELLS ME THERES 12 CARS WITH FLATS!!! DAMM THATS SOME POTHOLE. IT WAS BAD ENOUGH THAT IT MADE THE NEWS AND THEY SAY THERE WERE 15-20 TOTAL CARS THAT BLEW A TIRE BECAUSE OF IT. ALSO BAD WHEN THEY DUB IT THE "POTHOLE FROM HELL" HAHA. WHEN I SAY GIANT I MEAN GIANT... THEY SAID IT WAS ABOUT A METRE AND A HALF LONG... AND ITS QUITE WIDE AS WELL AND NO IDEA HOW DEEP IT IS. SO I BRING THE CAR INTO THE SHOP ANDDDDDDDDDDDD OF COURSE ON THE WAY THERE THE OTHER TIRE WAS LEAKING AIR... SO NOW THERES 2 FLATS... AND ONE WITH THE RIM BENT. OH WHAT FUN... NOW I HAVE A RENTAL CAR FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG... SIGH... JUST ADD THAT TO MY LIST OF CLAIMS... YAY...

LETS JUST SAY IT WAS AN INTERESTING AND EVENTFUL WEEK... AND NOW IM OFF TO SLEEP. OH... AND FOR SOME REASON I KEPT THINKING I WAS GOING PALM BEACH AND WAS LIKE YAY IVE NEVER BEEN TO FLORIDA BEFORE... YA... TOTALLY HAD A MOMENT THERE HAHA.

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