Showing posts with label MATT DAMON. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MATT DAMON. Show all posts

Wednesday, 3 January 2018

DOWNSIZING

FIRST MOVIE OF THE YEAR AND ITS DOWNSIZING!!! SO THIS MOVIE LOOKS LIKE ITS NOT WORTH IT TO WATCH IN THEATRE OR THAT IT WOULDNT BE THAT GOOD OR ITS JUST GOING TO BE A SMALL COMEDY OR WHATEVER. LET ME TELL YOU THAT IT WAS BETTER THAN THE GF AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. ITS NOT LIKE WE DIDNT HAVE OTHER CHOICES OF MOVIES TO WATCH EITHER. THERES A TON OF MOVIES OUT BUT WE WANTED TO WATCH THIS. THE MOVIE STARS MATT DAMON, CHRISTOPH WALTZ, HONG CHAU, KRISTEN WIIG, AND JASON SUDEIKIS, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, AND UDO KIER ALL HAD SMALL ROLES. I SWEAR I KNOW HONG FROM SOMEWHERE, I DONT REMEMBER WHAT SHOW OR WHERE BUT I JUST REMEMBER I RECOGNIZE HER. I THOUGHT IT WAS FROM DRAGON BOYS BUT THAT WAS STEPH SONG... SO THATS NOT IT. SAME WITH UDO KIER I THOUGHT HE WAS FROM LEXX OR SOMEWHERE BUT ITS NOT HIM. ANYWAYSSSSS BACK ON TOPIC. THE MOVIE WAS FUNNY, LIKE REALLY FUNNY. IT SHOWED THE UPS AND DOWNS OF MATT AND HOW BE ENDED UP MAKING THE DECISION TO BECOME SMALL. THINKING GETTING SMALL WILL SOLVE ALL HIS PROBLEMS, BUT IT ONLY CREATED MORE PROBLEMS, AND THEN HIS JOURNEY TO FIND HIMSELF IN ALL OF THIS. THERE WAS THE WORLD STORY ABOUT THIS, AND THEN THERE WAS HIS STORY ABOUT THIS AND IT WAS INTERESTING TO SEE HOW IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE ABOUT THE WORLD TURNED INTO IT BEING ABOUT HIM. OK THE LAST SENTENCE SORT OF DIDNT MAKE SENSE BUT I DIDNT WANT TO DELETE IT. HERE COMES THE QUESTIONS AND ISSUES I HAD WITH THIS MOVIE. OK SO SAY YOU DO GET SMALL, THEY COULD ONLY SHRINK ORGANIC MATERIAL SO THATS WHY THEY HAVE TO TAKE ALL THE METAL OUT OF YOU OR YOU WOULD BASICALLY EXPLODE. WHAT DID THEY HAVE TO SHAVE ALL THE HAIR... WOULD THE HAIR NOT SHRINK? I MEAN IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT THE POURS ARE STILL THERE... SO TECHNICALLY WOULDNT THAT BE HAIR, OR DOES THE HAIR NOT SHRINK AND YOU WOULD JUST GET STUCK IN HAIR AND WOULD BE A HAIRBALL OR LIKE THE HAIR WOULD MAKE YOU EXPLODE AS WELL. ALL THE ELECTRONICS... HOW DID THEY MAKE IT THAT SMALL... EVEN THE PHONES WERE SHRUNK BUT THEY LOOKED DIFFERENT SO THEY DID TRY TO CHANGE THAT. THE ISSUE IS EVERYTHING HAS TO BE MADE SMALL, SO HOW DOES A CAR WORK, OR A FRIDGE, OR TV... HOW WOULD IT WORK? YOU CANT SHRINK IT, YOU CANT BUILD HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS OF TINY ELECTRONICS... IT WOULD JUST COST TOO MUCH. THERES ALSO NO WAY YOU CAN MAKE RESISTERS THAT TINY. WHO WOULD EVEN MAKE IT? I MEAN THE TINY HOUSES AND CHAIRS AND STUFF SURE, BUT TINY WORKING SHOWERS? HOW DOES PLUMBING WORK!!! THE PIPES MUST BE TINY, AND WHO WOULD MAINTAIN IT? THERES PEOPLE WORKING CLEANING JOBS AND RESTAURANTS, AND SHOPS, BUT HOW MUCH WOULD THEY PAY... I MEAN HOW MUCH WOULD THEY PAY YOU TO GET SMALL. WHO WOULD WANT TO GET SMALL AND DO THE SAME JOB THEY DID WHEN THEY WERE BIG... AND OF COURSE THERE WAS A RUN DOWN BOONIES FOR THAT PLACE, EXCEPT IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS MORE OF A ILLEGAL PLACE. FUNNY HOW YOU GET SMALL AND THEY WOULD STILL EXIST. I UNDERSTAND ITS ALL IN A DOME BUT IMAGINE THE INSECTS AND BUGS!!! THEY WOULD BE MONSTERS!!! THEY WOULD JUST EAT EVERYONE UP. ALSO WHAT WOULD STOP ME FROM JUST WALKING THROUGH TOWN AND KILLING EVERY SMALL PERSON THERE? I WOULD BE A GOD THERE. OH CLOTHING TOO, IT ALL FIT THEM PERFECTLY, THEY REALLY SHOULD HAVE MADE TINY GENERIC CLOTHS, THAT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE. OH AND LASTLY HOW ABOUT THAT VAULT. I MEAN ITS IMPRESSIVE WHAT THEY BUILT, HOWEVER WHAT TOOK THEM FOREVER IT WOULD HAVE JUST TAKEN A REGULAR PERSON A FEW MINUTES. THEY WOULD BE DIGGING AND MOVING THE DIRT FOREVER JUST TO GET A SMALL AREA COMPLETE, BUT A REGULAR PERSON WITH A SHOVEL... WELL 1 SHOVEL ALONE WOULD BE MORE THAN WHAT THEY COULD DO IN A MONTH OR EVEN MORE. YES I HAVE STARTED TO JUST GO ALL OVER THE PLACE. THOSE ORIGINAL PEOPLE ARE A LITTLE CRAZY, BUT THEN FOR YOU TO ACTUALLY GET SMALL THATS CRAZY TOO. I WOULDNT DO IT AND I DONT THINK MY GF WOULD EITHER. OVERALL IF YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT ALL THE THINGS THAT DONT MAKE SENSE AND JUST TAKE IT FOR THE JOURNEY AND COMEDY THAT IT WAS THEN IT WAS A PRETTY FUNNY AND DEEP MOVIE. WE LIKED IT AND I WOULD GIVE IT A 8.2-8.6/10. YES THAT HIGH BUT THEN IT WENT DOWN BECAUSE OF THE THINGS THAT DONT MAKE SENSE LOL. THE MOVIE WAS MOST DEFINITELY ANOTHER MATT DAMON SPECIAL LOL.

FIRST POST OF THE NEW YEAR AND THE HOLIDAYS WAS SPENT WITH THE GF, FRIENDS, AND FAMILY. DIDNT REALLY DO MUCH, JUST HUNG OUT AND LOUNGED AROUND. GOT SOME REST AND SLEPT QUITE A BIT LOL. WELL USUALLY I WOULD SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE NEW YEAR BUT I... YOU KNOW WHAT... SCREW IT!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE AN AWESOME YEAR. ITS GOING TO BE A BIG YEAR, BRING IT ON!!! AND LASTLY I WISH YOU ALL A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR.

RT

Wednesday, 15 November 2017

MORE MOVIES

JIGSAW

THIS IS THE 8TH MOVIE IN THE SAW FRANCHISE. CANT BELIEVE THEY HAD ANOTHER ONE. DONT GET ME WRONG, IM THE BIGGEST SAW FAN EVER. I KNEW ABOUT BACK WHEN IT WAS IN THE FILM FESTIVAL. I SAW THE MOVIE BEFORE IT WAS EVEN IN THEATRES. I OWNED THE MOVIE BEFORE IT WAS EVEN OUT. I HAVE SEEN ALL OF THEM TOO. SOME I LIKED MORE THAN OTHERS BUT THE WAY THEY ENDED IT, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IT. A LOT OF THE SEQUELS TRIED REALLY HARD TO MAKE THE STORYLINE FIT. YOU CAN SEE THAT THEY WERE FORCING IT AND JUST WANTED TO PUMP THESE OUT EACH YEAR. I THINK IT WAS IN 3 AND 5 THAT THE STORY DIDNT MAKE SENSE, THAT THEY BACKTRACKED AND HAD TO MAKE SOME SIDE STORY JUST TO MAKE IT FIT. I GUESS NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNEW OR CARED ABOUT IT. PEOPLE JUST WANT TO SEE THE BLOOD AND GORE, WHICH WAS ME TOO. NOW WITH THIS THE NEW JIGSAW MOVIE THERE WERE TIES TO THE ORIGINAL AND IT WASNT AS BIG OF A STRETCH. HOWEVER THERE ARE SPECIFIC QUESTIONS THAT SORT OF DOESNT MAKE SENSE AND NEEDED TO REALLY ANALYSE. I WOULD USUALLY JUST ASK IT BUT I LIKE THE SERIES TO NOT SPOIL IT. IT HAS TO DO WITH THE TIMELINE OF THE EVENTS. YOU JUST HAVE TO THINK OF WHO AND HOW AND WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN. ALSO WOULDNT FINDING OUT ALREADY KNOW IF IT WAS DISTURBED OR NOT? IF YOU WATCHED THE MOVIE YOU WILL KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. OH YES... THE MOVIE STARS TOBIN BELL, LAURA VANDERVOORT, AND RANDOMS. I LIKED THE MOVIE. THEY JUST TRYING TO MILK IT, WHICH THE WAY THEY SET THIS UP, IT CAN CONTINUE FOR A WHILE. THEY HAD ONE A YEAR FOR 7 YEARS, THEN A 7 YEAR BREAK, AND I GUESS THERE WOULD BE MORE TO COME. I JUST CHECKED SOME OF THE REVIEWS AND A LOT OF PEOPLE FEEL THE SAME WAY I DO. EVEN WITH THAT SAID IM GOING TO GIVE THIS A 6.3-6.8/10. I REALLY WANT TO GIVE IT HIGHER BECAUSE I LIKE THE SERIES BUT I WANT TO GIVE IT LOWER JUST BECAUSE ITS TOO FORCED. 


SUBURBICON

SO HERE YOU HAVE GEORGE CLOONEY WRITING AND DIRECTING A FILM... IT HAS A STRONG CAST WITH MATT DAMON, JULIANNE MOORE, OSCAR ISSAC, GLENN FLESHLER, AND OTHERS THAT I DONT REALLY RECALL. I THINK THIS WAS WORSE THAN JIGSAW... THIS BASICALLY HAD 2 STORYLINES AND IT WAS TOO JAMMED TOGETHER. FROM THE TRAILER IT MAKES YOU THINK THAT MATT DAMON IS A GOOD GUY THAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO KILL HIM AND THAT SOMEONE OWES MONEY AND THATS WHY BAD THINGS ARE HAPPENING, WHEN IN FACT HES THE BAD GUY IN IT AND HE CAUSES MOST OF IT. THERE WAS NO MENTION OF THE SECOND STORYLINE ABOUT THE BLACK FAMILY. IN THE MOVIE THEY JUST SLOWLY BUILD UP THE BLACK STORYLINE BUT ITS NOT REALLY A STORYLINE. ITS JUST PEOPLE GETTING ANGRY AND THEN IT BREAK OUT. THIS REALLY REMINDED ME OF MOTHER...THAT WAS A HORRIBLE MOVIE AND HONESTLY THIS WAS PRETTY BAD TOO. THE STORY AT GETS PRETTY TRANSPARENT AND YOU CAN PREDICT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. THERE WAS TOO MUCH GOING ON AND IT DOESNT MAKE YOU FEEL A CERTAIN WAY ABOUT THE MOVIE. WHICH SHOWED SINCE THE MOVIE FLOPPED AT THE BOX OFFICE. NOT EVEN THE COEN BROTHERS COULD HELP SAVE THIS MOVIE... THATS HOW BAD IT WAS. GEORGE TRIED TO DO TOO MUCH AND IT DIDNT WORK. DISAPPOINTED IN THIS AND I GIVE IT A 4.5-5.3/10. HIGHER SCORE JUST BECAUSE THEY DID A GOOD JOB ON THE SET DEC. REAL 50'S FEEL, THATS ALL THE FEEL YOU WILL GET FROM THIS MOVIE... 


IT WAS A LONG WEEKEND SO JUST ENDED UP WATCHING ANOTHER MOVIE AND HANGING OUT. EVERYONE DOES STUPID THINGS. IM NOT TALKING ABOUT BIG THINGS LIKE MURDER OR STEALING THINGS, I MEAN JUST BEING FORGETFUL OR COULD HAVE DONE THINGS DIFFERENTLY OR JUST BEING BETTER. YOU REALIZE IT AFTERWARDS AND YOU FEEL SORRY ABOUT IT. YOU TRY TO MAKE IT BETTER BUT ITS ALREADY PAST AND SOMETIME THE HARMS ALREADY DONE. YOU CAN ONLY ASSURE YOURSELF THAT YOU WILL TRY HARDER NEXT TIME, BE BETTER, AND DO BETTER. YOU HAVE TO LEARN FROM IT. AS LONG AS YOU LEARN FROM IT, THEN SOMETHING GOOD CAME OUT OF SOMETHING BAD. IL BE HONEST... IVE DONE A LOT OF STUPID THINGS... AND I MEAN A LOT... BUT I TRY TO LEARN FROM IT, TO BETTER MYSELF. THAT IS ALL WE CAN EVER DO. WE WISH WE CAN TAKE THINGS BACK TO MAKE THE PAST BETTER, TAKE IT BACK AND DO IT DIFFERENTLY, TAKE IT BACK SO IT NEVER HAPPENED, BUT WE CANT. WE JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT AND MOVE FORWARD. 

RT

Wednesday, 22 February 2017

NERVE & THE GREAT WALL

SO ITS LATE AND IM TIRED SO ENJOY THE MOVIE REVIEWS LOL. SPOILER ALERT!!!

NERVE

FINALLY GO AROUND TO WATCHING THIS. THE CONCEPT IS COOL. BASICALLY PEOPLE CAN CHOOSE TO BE A PLAYER OR A WATCHER. THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO BE A PLAYER HAVE TO DO DARES, AND IF YOU SUCCEED YOU GET MONEY AND FAME. IF YOU FAIL THEN TOO BAD. THE DARES INCREASE IN DIFFICULTY AND IN THE END IT WAS AN IMPOSSIBLE BAD TASK. PEOPLE WHO WATCH PAY $20 A DAY TO WATCH IT AND FROM THE NUMBERS AT ONE POINT THEY HAD 60,000 WATCHERS... EACH PAYING $20 THATS $1,200,000... THEY WERE MAKING MAD BANK!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ONLY PAY OUT LIKE $10K $25K AND SUCH. BUT THAT IS A LOT WHEN YOURE JUST DOING DARES. THIS IS JUST FOR 24 HOUR WATCHING TOO AND ITS ALL OVER THE WORLD SO TECHNICALLY THEY MAKING TENS OR EVEN HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS... SINCE THERES OTHER CHANNELS AS WELL. ANYWAYS... DAVE FRANCO AND EMMA ROBERTS ARE IN IT. CHEMISTRY WAS PRETTY GOOD AND EMILY MEADE WAS JUST A BITCH HAHA. THATS THE THING THOUGH... THIS MOVIES OVERALL THEME WAS PEOPLE WATCHING EACH OTHER, SO SORTA LIKE BIG BROTHER... THE GAME WAS ALSO ABLE TO COLLECT THAT PLAYERS INFO FROM SOCIAL MEDIA AND EVEN THEIR BANKING AND PRIVATE INFORMATION. THATS BIG BROTHER RIGHT THERE!!! ALSO EVERYONE IS ANONYMOUS. EVERYONE IS BEHIND THEIR PHONE TELLING OTHER PEOPLE TO DO THINGS AND THE PLAYERS KEEP PUSHING THEMSELVES. IF THIS WAS A REAL GAME IN REAL LIFE... IT WOULD GET SHUT DOWN FAST!!! THEN AGAIN I WOULD TOTALLY JOIN IT LOL. I WOULD WIN OF COURSE. IT WOULD BE ME VS THE GF IN THE FINAL AND LETS JUST SAY... I WOULD FIND A LOOPHOLE AND WIN HAHA. IM NOT AFRAID OF DOING ANYTHING AND THATS THE BAD PART. A LOT OF THE TASKS TO COMPLETE ARE ILLEGAL... AND TECHNICALLY THE GAME JUST TOLD THEM TO DO IT... THE PLAYER IS THE ONE ACTUALLY DOING THE TASK SO THEY ARE THE ONES BREAKING THE LAW. THEY WILL BE THE ONE THAT HAS TO PAY FOR IT ALL. EITHER WAY... I WOULD TOTALLY PLAY THAT GAME AND WIN!!! :) OH YA SO I WOULD GIVE 7.25/10 TO NERVE JUST CAUSE THE CONCEPT IS COOL AND I WOULD TOTALLY PLAY THE GAME.


THE GREAT WALL

#THANKYOUMATTDAMON LOL ALL OF CHINA AND THE CHINESE PEOPLE THANK YOU FOR SAVING US FROM THE CREATURES HAHAHA. BASICALLY MATT DAMON AND PEDRO PASCAL IS SEARCHING FOR BLACK POWDER AND RUN INTO THE GREAT WALL AND IT SO HAPPENS ITS WHEN THE CREATURES ATTACK. THEY ATTACK ONCE EVERY 60 YEARS AND THE WALL WAS BUILT TO REPEL THEM. THE CHINESE HAVE BEEN TRAINING AND PREPARING FOR THE DAY THEY WOULD RETURN. BASICALLY IT WOULD BE ONCE IN EACH PERSONS LIFETIME. WILLEM DAFOE, JING TIAN, AND ANDY LAU ARE IN IT AS WELL. I DIDNT KNOW ANDY LAU WAS IN IT AND IT WAS FUNNY TO SEE HIM THERE. THE MOVIE WAS COOL AND THE BIGGEST ISSUE I HAD WITH IT WAS THAT THE CREATURES WERE ALL CONTROLLED BY THE QUEEN. WITHOUT HER EVERYONE JUST FROZE AND BASICALLY DIED. THAT REALLY SUCKED AND HONESTLY THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE THAN JUST A QUEEN CONTROLLING THEM ALL. A LOT OF PEOPLE DIED AND A LOT OF THE HIDDEN CITY WAS DESTROYED. THE EMPEROR WAS AN IDIOT KID. ALL THE ARMY FIGHTERS WERE COOL. HAVING DESIGNATED COLOURS AND DUTIES AND EVEN THE WEAPONS WAS AWESOME. ALSO WHEN THE LAST ARROW WAS SHOT, THE QUEEN BASICALLY DESTROYED IT SO IT TECHNICALLY SHOULDNT HAVE GONE OFF... HOWEVER IF IT DID IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A SMALLER EXPLOSION AND NOT THE BIG ONE THAT HAPPENED. MAN PRODUCTION WOULD HAVE BEEN INSANE. I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO SEE HOW YOU DO ALL THE EXTRA WORK FOR THAT... LEAVE IT TO THE CHINESE TO MAKE ALL THESE AWESOME WEAPONS AND THE ORGANIZATION IS INSANE. ONCE AGAIN I WISH ALL THAT WAS REAL. I WOULD TOTALLY BE A COMMANDER THOUGH HAHA. YA YA THIS REVIEW IS ALL OVER THE PLACE... BIG WHOOP, WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT? LOL. SO BASICALLY THE WORLD DOESNT KNOW ABOUT THE CREATURES AND NEVER WILL UNLESS THEY BROKE FREE. BUT NOW THAT THE QUEEN IS DEAD I GUESS THERES NO MORE MONSTERS? UNLESS THERE WAS ANOTHER QUEEN OR WHATEVER. WHO KNOWS SINCE THEY NEVER WENT INTO THAT DETAIL. I REALLY THOUGHT MATT DAMON WOULD HAVE ENDED UP WITH JING OR AT LEAST KISSED HER. MATT JUST ENDED UP LEAVING IN THE END... WITH HIS BUDDY THAT HE SAVED HAHA. WELL THIS WAS A FUN MOVIE. I WATCHED IT IN IMAX AS WELL AND YOU DONT HAVE TO THINK. ITS A STRAIGHT ACTION ADVENTURE FANTASY MOVIE. I LIKED IT AND SO DID THE GF. SO WITH ALL THAT... I WOULD GIVE THIS A 8.32/10. THE REVIEWS FOR THIS IS PRETTY BAD... THERES SOME OK ONES BUT OVERALL ITS JUST MEH. ITS DOING BETTER THAN EXPECTED IN NORTH AMERICA BUT IN ASIA ITS KILLING IT. THEY ARE ALREADY UP 100 MILLION DOLLARS FOR THIS MOVIE. NOW I WANT SOME OF THAT PRODUCTION GEAR HAHA.


WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK AS USUAL. OH OH OH OUR NOT EXTENSION OFFICE IS COMPLETE. FINAL CLEAN UP AND DEFICIENCY STUFF THEY HAVE TO FINISH. THEN WE MOVING IN ON THE WEEKEND. TOOK ME FOREVER TO DECIDE WHERE TO SIT... BUT I MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE. NOW I ALSO GET WALLS!!! THATS GOING TO BE AWESOME!!! I CAN PUT STUFF UP ALL OVER THE PLACE LOL. WE SHALL SEE HOW THAT ALL GOES. AIGHT NOW IM GOING TO SLEEP. GOODNIGHT ALL :)

RT